That's because they shit only every 2 or 3 days. When the mother in law came over I had to kick the dog and say get the fuck out you stinky bastardmetoo4 said:My wife's farts aren't funny, specially when we do a stinky competition. They are then deadly! Like she can stink on command!
Yes, acting like childrens can be fun when time permits!
Dog farts? Maybe... But my cat! The damn animal fart, then look surprised and run away, leaving whoever with the "surprise"... Like, it's not me who did that!!
