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Juliana

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Some humor to make you gals and males smile

What is the big deal about same sex marriages ?
We've had the same sex marriage for years !!!!!!

Why doesnt a bicycle stand up by itself ? It's two-tired.

Did you hear about the invisible man who married an invisible woman ?
The kids were nothing to look at either.
 

shaumaman

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Juliana said:
What is the big deal about same sex marriages ?
We've had the same sex marriage for years !!!!!!

Why doesnt a bicycle stand up by itself ? It's two-tired.

Did you hear about the invisible man who married an invisible woman ?
The kids were nothing to look at either.

ohhhhhhh
brutal...
lets see how low we can go:p
what is the difference between a strip club and the circus?

the circus is an array of cunning stunts....:cool:
 

chef

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shaumaman said:
...........
lets see how low we can go:p
what is the difference between a strip club and the circus?

the circus is an array of cunning stunts....:cool:
And what is the difference between humour and odour ?

Humour is a shift of wit. :D
 

Juliana

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Here is some humor for you all Gals and Males !

From now on the only drink flight attendants will offer passangers is a very dry martine !

Always aspire to inspire before you expire.

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life.The more excess baggage the shorter the trip.( I guess this is not so hilarious ! )
 

shaumaman

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Juliana said:
From now on the only drink flight attendants will offer passangers is a very dry martine !

Always aspire to inspire before you expire.

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life.The more excess baggage the shorter the trip.( I guess this is not so hilarious ! )
Juliana,
You are a caution!:D
 

Juliana

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Some smiles for you gals and males !

If you melt dry ice can you swim without getting wet ?

Is it acceptable to use AM radio in the afternoon ?

When an adult starts behaving like a child is he having a junior moment ?

I saw a dog chasing a cat down our street and it was so hot they were both walking !

Have a relaxing evening !
 

Juliana

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Hey Gals and Gents here is few smiles for you all !

After the shocking demotion of one planet, my love affair with astronomy is now just Plutonic:) !

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ''I'll serve you, but dont star anything''

Are the detractors from naming new planets in our solar system Xena-phobes ?
 

Juliana

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Let's have some fun, now !

It's getting late earlier.

What does a linguist wear on vacation ? A diphthong!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong ?
 

Juliana

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Some smiles for you gals and gents !

I am not superstitious.I just think it is bad luck.

How do pirates preffer to setle disputes? They arrrrbitrate.

If you bought a prosthetic device for your pet, would it be a faux paw?
 
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