Great Rapture of 2025

[neverbored]

So, since I'm clearly not going to heaven... guess the kids are finally going to have access to real estate.

Btw, before you leave on your great voyage, if you want to increaes your chances at the Gates... you should sign over all your assets to me. I'll put it to good use in your name.

 

[nothinghere]

For me the Rapture was the S&P market index pivoting around 6666 and Trump telling off the United Nations and Gold peaking at 3800USD$ an ounce.
Could be the opening salvo to some Heavy shit incoming.
Tried a Rapture play on the market buying SQQQ triple market short Sept 22.
Made a measly 2% then closed the position today Sept 25 I got paranoid.
Enough money for a few hours of Hobbying hehe