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Have you ever faked an orgasm?

2fast2slow

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I know this might sound a bit weird, but I have recently considered faking orgasms. I've always been hit or miss with my 'performance', and sometimes am unable to 'finish' despite the girl being beautiful and doing all the right things. Some take it personnaly when the client can't finish. When i have been going at it a while and i know it is going to be one of those times, and the clock is ticking, it's always a bit awkward to end it with: i don't think i am going to be able to cum....', I think: I'll just fake it, she wont know the difference, and the girls do it all the time anyways. That way no awkward explanation of ''it's not you, it's me'', ''its my age'', ''too much porn'' etc...
Anybody here ever done that?
 
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I know this might sound a bit weird, but I have recently considered faking orgasms. I've always been hit or miss with my 'performance', and sometimes am unable to 'finish' despite the girl being beautiful and doing all the right things. Some take it personnaly when the client can't finish. When i have been going at it a while and i know it is going to be one of those times, and the clock is ticking, it's always a bit awkward to end it with: i don't think i am going to be able to cum....', I think: I'll just fake it, she wont know the difference, and the girls do it all the time anyways. That way no awkward explanation of ''it's not you, it's me'', ''its my age'', ''too much porn'' etc...
Anybody here ever done that?
how do you cum without cum?
 

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2fast2slow

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It's.... a bit more difficult for a man to fake it, for obvious reasons.
i take off the condom and immediately wrap in a kleenex...they would never know, unless they take time to take out of kleenex and inspect, which is very unlikely.

La question se pose....
 

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Souvent les filles regardent le condom pour voir si tu es "" venu "" certaines filles le prennent personnel si tu ne jouis pas.....
Pas mal sûr moi c'est plutôt pour être sûr qu'il n'y a pas d'anomalies genre condom pété etc...

Sinon oui ... c'est sa job à la base "faire jouir" son client et donc mission non effectuée en quelque part !

Une stripper m'a sorti ça une fois : "Si le gars viens dans ses bobettes, c'est que j'ai été bonne !" lol
Sauf que les $$$ arrêtent de rentrer aussi, le dude est fini ;)
 

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Dry orgasm occurs when you reach sexual climax but don't release semen from the penis (ejaculate) — or you release very little semen. Semen is the thick, white fluid that carries sperm.
Dry orgasm usually isn't harmful, but it can interfere with the ability to father a child. Over time, many men say a dry orgasm feels normal.

source: https://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/dry-orgasm/basics/definition/sym-20050906
Interesting... how good does it feel? Like dry-humping? Somehow, I think I prefer to bust a nut and get messy.
 

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I know this might sound a bit weird, but I have recently considered faking orgasms. I've always been hit or miss with my 'performance', and sometimes am unable to 'finish' despite the girl being beautiful and doing all the right things. Some take it personnaly when the client can't finish. When i have been going at it a while and i know it is going to be one of those times, and the clock is ticking, it's always a bit awkward to end it with: i don't think i am going to be able to cum....', I think: I'll just fake it, she wont know the difference, and the girls do it all the time anyways. That way no awkward explanation of ''it's not you, it's me'', ''its my age'', ''too much porn'' etc...
Anybody here ever done that?
You should do what you are comfortable with. I generally had the opposite problem were I would often cum very quickly, but I think you are kind of putting yourself in a self full-filling prophecy of “ oh i will never cum so might as well not even bother”. At the end of the day you are seeing escorts for yourself to have a good time, not for them. Obviously you shouldn’t actively try to make them dislike their time with you and if you can show them a great time thats definitely a plus but you shouldn’t feel bad about being you. The whole point of seeing escorts is to have a sexual experience without the hastle of a real relationship. I used to be feel embarrassed when I would pop in 30 seconds with an escort but eventually when I realized it was just a regular thing for me I just embrace it and stop caring what they think of me. Eventually this mentality helped me and I learned to last longer and can generally go as long as I feel like. Most escorts were very encouraging and understand of my pe. At the end of the day if you are a respectful client they wont care about your performance in bed, they want u to be content so you keep coming back. I think if you just learn to relax and enjoy the session and not worry so much about cumming you might actually cum. Maybe if you really are that embarrassed of what she might think, just explain that you have delayed ejaculation and that you might not cum but it doesn’t mean you wont have a great time. That way she knows what to expect and if you do end up coming she will feel acomplished.
 

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I always have problem that I ejuculate very fast. So few times SPs did not belive and checked the condom.
So I never faked but some time the girls fake in a way that it is obvious.
Now you teach and guide me that how you manage to keep drilling 30 minutes or an hour and still need to fake it?
 

2fast2slow

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I always have problem that I ejuculate very fast. So few times SPs did not belive and checked the condom.
So I never faked but some time the girls fake in a way that it is obvious.
Now you teach and guide me that how you manage to keep drilling 30 minutes or an hour and still need to fake it?
ive been consuming porn for over 40 years and escorts for over 30 years...that's how :)
 

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I actually was going to say like Pat98... it happened to me twice.. dry cum... that is.

Both times I can remember the experience was with a massage, the girl would stroke really fast and it grip very hard.. not to be uncomfortable but was a firm wrist job!! I would twitch each time she would stroke up... literally... si I came rather faster than the usual and there was nothing... dry... (oil from the massage but that was not cum...)

Since that... (a few years ago... didn't happened to me even with strong wrists!!)

But as far as faking it... I get it... it's something I've thought about thankfully only a very few times were the experience was bad... like my worst time with a sp .. she took it the condom after literally 3 minutes of massage and said turn over... so I barely got hard and was thinking of another girl while she was jumping on me... thank God for the sexy one I thought of during that time!!!
 

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A couple of times. . When something inadvertently happens during the session to turn me off to the point that I know I’m not going finish and it’s not the fault of the lady I’m with, ive pretended to cum just to spare them any hurt feelings.
 

2fast2slow

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well i finally did it, for the first time i faked an orgasm. I felt a little silly and dishonnest, and i feel like the girl gave me a funny look like maybe she was on to me, but i'm glad i did it. But it was nothing like when Harry met Sally.
 
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