Hope it's ok to revive the "Best Strip Songs" thread from 2003

[Uncle Kracker]

Just on a personal note... I'm much more a fan of strippers that dance to Hard Rock. I could go into details why, but I don't want to derail the thread...

which makes me think of another addition... Rob Zombie - Thunderkiss '65.

Zombie, Kid Rock, Godsmack... I even once saw a stripper named Barbie dance to fucking Motorhead! It's been a inside joke for years between me and my friends...

 

[Techman]

Speaking of Nine Inch Nails I'm surprised no one has mentioned "Fuck You Like an Animal"

 

[spin]

My personal favorite is "I see you baby (shakin that ass)" by Groove Armada - Only to be used by girls who can actually dance.

 

[Chuckles]

Speaking of Nine Inch Nails I'm surprised no one has mentioned "Fuck You Like an Animal"

Probably 'cause no such animal exists. "Closer" has those lyrics in there, though.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Doc's picks

Best strip song: Tom Jones' "You Can Leave Your Hat On"

Best fuck song: Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight"

 

[Robert 21]

what about any Def Leppard song?
MM

OH YEAH!!!
(BTW - Any particular Def Leppard cuts?)

YES.....

Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On ME
"Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up....."


What about-

Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
"I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

Turn it down you say,
Well all I got to say to you is time again I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
Tell me not to play
Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play,
I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it
There's only one thing I can say to you

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)......"


AND.........


Cracker - Low
"Sometimes I wanna take you down.
Sometimes I wanna get you low.
Brush your hair back from your eyes.
Take you down let the river flow.

Sometimes I go and walk the street
Behind the green sheet of glass.
A million miles below their feet
A million miles, a million miles

Chorus:
Ill be with you girl
Like being low
Hey hey hey like being stone.
Ill be with you girl
Like being low
Hey hey hey like being stone.

A million poppies gonna make me sleep.
Just one rose and knows your name
The fruit is rusting on the vine
The fruit is calling from the trees

Hey dont you wanna go down
Like some junkie cosmonaut
A million miles below their feet
A million miles a million miles

Chorus

Blue blue is the sun.
Brown brown is the sky.
Green green of her eyes.
A million miles a million miles

Hey hey dont you wanna go down
Like some disgraced cosmonaut
A million miles below their feet
A million miles a million miles

Chorus........"


AND..........


Nirvana - Come As You Are
"Come
As you are
As you were
As I want you to be
As a friend
As a friend
As a known memory
Take your time
Hurry up....
And I swear
That I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun"
(Kurt LIED)


***IF you don't know the Lyrics...JUST mumble Along***

 

[General Gonad]

Still Loving You - Scorpions

this is THE sc standard song, period.

jost,

"Still Loving You" is a classic but my favorite strip club song remains Santana's "Samba Pa Ti." Everytime I hear it, I am reminded of a French Canadian brunette that once danced for me at some cheesy Laval club (Deesse?). She was incredibly sexy.

GG

 

[Uncle Kracker]

Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls

Yeck... If I hear one more fucking dummy singing along to that fucking song, I'll have to scream. Fat idiots at the bar shaking their flesh fold-overs all over the place singing along... "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" FUCK NO! You're drunk! Not Hot! Pull your shirt down and call a cab...


Sorry, that one just hits a nerve...

 

[bond_james_bond]

Country (really!)

When I was at a strip joint in L.A., there was this really hot blonde dancer. I think her stage name was Dallas and she wore an outfit very similar to a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. She danced to a very catchy country song, and I HATE country! That was really well done, I thought. I don't remember the name of that song, but it was pretty good in combination with the hot stripper.

 

[Techman]

Every Breath You Take is actually the best "stalker" song ever written.

 

[waterpoy]

Qbanito - Maria

Hi Guys,

Can someone give the link to download (mp3) "Maria" Song of "Qbanito" Please?

Thanks ..

 

[Cunning-Linguist]

OK...I know it's been a year and half...(I got a little side tracked)

Here's the final song list (and thanks to everyone who responded)

01 Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls 4:28
02 La Bouche - Sweet Dreams V1 3:21
03 DHT - Listen To Your Heart (Furious F. Ez Radio Edit) 3:50
04 Paula Cole - Feelin Love 5:31
05 Alannah Myles - Black Velvet 4:41
06 Colin James - That's What You Do To Me 3:19
07 Nina Simone - I Put A Spell On You 2:33
08 Peggy Lee - Fever 3:16
09 Tom Jones - You Can Leave Your Hat On 4:25
10 Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss 3:24
11 Rammstein - Stripped 4:20
12 Prince (With Sheena Easton) - You Got The Look 3:45
13 Nick Gilder - Roxy Roller 2:45
14 Bryan Adams - I Wanna Be Your Underwear 3:17
15 No Doubt - Hella Good 4:02
16 Cyndi Lauper - I Drove All Night 4:07
17 War - Low Rider 3:08
18 Aerosmith - Walk This Way 3:37
19 Billy Idol - White Wedding 4:08
20 Tito & Tarantula - Dark Night 3:47
21 Hank Williams Jr. - Naked Women & Beer 3:55

(NOTE: It fills 79m50s of a 79m57s CD.)

 

[Sexy_BBW_Véro]

and the very popular ...ROXANNE....SONG ho yeah !!!!

 

[Bucky]

1. You can leave your hat on...Joe Cocker (happy, fun)
2. I fuck like an animal...NIN (just plain dirty)
3. Bringing on the heartbreak...Def Leppard (nostalgic)

So either you want to party, you want it dirty, or you miss your ex...

 

[master_bates]

2. I fuck like an animal...NIN (just plain dirty)

...

Real title is Closer

 

[Uncle Kracker]

21 Hank Williams Jr. - Naked Women & Beer 3:55

great song... but no matter how much i'd like it, i doubt you'll ever here it in a strip club... Hank doesn't hit too many stripper's radar... just saying.

 

[theknack]

Other good SC songs

Black Betty (Ram Jam)
Paradice City (GNR)
Enter Sandman
Dream On (Aerosmith)
Thunderstruck (AC/DC)
I got my mind set on you (George Harrison)
Only God knows why (Kid Rock)

 

[Uncle Kracker]

a cool one I've heard at Cleo's a couple times is AC/DC - RIDE ON...

But pretty much any AC/DC works for this...

 

[johnmbot]

prince - pussy control

 

[EagerBeaver]

Joan Jett, Do You Wanna Touch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHvm88yVvNQ