eastender said:
New acronym. GME = Grand Mother Experience. List the qualities you would expect. Cheek pinch, etc.
- Gives you endless candy from the deepest recesses of her purse
- Holds your hand when you cross the street
- Requires dinner date to start at 4:30 sharp in order to make it in time for early bird special
- Roll plays Santa and Mrs. Claus wth you when you are chin deep in her silver white muff
- Teaches you how to play bridge
- Lets you amuse yourself with her jigling "folds"
- Knits you a scarf while chit-chatting between rounds
- Takes you out for an ice cream cone after the session
- Show you how to "kick it old school" like they did during "the great war"
Sounds interesting, but I'm ok with 24yr olds for now!
BD