I got assaulted by an escort

[twenty4seven]

There's no way the OP actually went to the cops right? WTF does that convo look like?

"Um, yes officer, as I was saying, I was purchasing sex, against the statutes and laws of our criminal code, and she did not return my money and kicked me out when I complained about the service. Here's a video that implicates me in the crime I just described (while trying to illustrate a different crime)."

 

[EastWind]

There's no way the OP actually went to the cops right? WTF does that convo look like?

"Um, yes officer, as I was saying, I was purchasing sex, against the statutes and laws of our criminal code, and she did not return my money and kicked me out when I complained about the service. Here's a video that implicates me in the crime I just described (while trying to illustrate a different crime)."

Christ6727: Officer, I went to see a ladyboy. Tried to record what happened when she got violent and threw me out.

Cop: Why did he throw you out? It is a he just so you know. Silly f*gg*t dicks are for chicks!

Chris6727: She took my money and got violent.

Cop: There are so many things that are wrong here I am giving this to a rookie to deal with. Also if you complain this on MERB this is going to go for 8 pages.

 

[Delicateyumi]

Wopelay. So much happened in 10 minutes…

 

[Jazzman1218]

Sorry for your troubles. My advice is to just write a review, warn others of your experience, try to get over it and move on. Shit happens.

 

[LeDodo]

There's no way the OP actually went to the cops right? WTF does that convo look like?

"Um, yes officer, as I was saying, I was purchasing sex, against the statutes and laws of our criminal code, and she did not return my money and kicked me out when I complained about the service. Here's a video that implicates me in the crime I just described (while trying to illustrate a different crime)."

Look I have a video of me and her