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What are some names that you’d never sleep with or would never date? If you can’t mention the name because you’re afraid that you could be recognized, just say “my sister’s name” and we’ll understand.

As for myself, any immediate family. If someone sends me a request and has a name that matches, even with a different spelling, I will politely decline the invite. Cousins are fine I don’t care, friends too. One of my ex is also a no go, if I see his name on a booking form it’s an immediate decline.


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T'storm

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It's easier for a gent to not book with a lady that will post her pictures because many time we can recognize the face or the body if they have tattoos etc... I would never tell them that I seen her post her service on the internet, and before you ask, I never did see anyone I know do that.
Funny story, in my younger days I hung around with a few guys and one Friday night o e mentions a strip club over 1 hour away. Never heard of the club before but we decide to go over and see what the fuss was about. Once we got there I did see his younger sister dancing on the stage and she never reacted to us all being there. She even finished her dance and came and hugged her brother and all of us for coming. It was strange to see this girl that went to school with all of us in the nude.
 

Julia Sky

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I hate when a client shares a name with my immediate family too. Not their fault of course but every time my thoughts go "wow you really didn't have to tell me your name" hahaha. I obviously don't tell them that and I keep it to myself.

Other than that I'm not phased by names.

My first escort name was Brenda which is not very sexy for the age I was. But for the little story, I had chosen that name because it was the name of a girl that used to bully me and I wanted her to vicariously get fucked through me. But then I realized how much fun I was having and decided she deserved none of it so I changed name. Hahaha.
 

Doc Holliday

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I hate when a client shares a name with my immediate family too. Not their fault of course but every time my thoughts go "wow you really didn't have to tell me your name" hahaha. I obviously don't tell them that and I keep it to myself.

Other than that I'm not phased by names.

My first escort name was Brenda which is not very sexy for the age I was. But for the little story, I had chosen that name because it was the name of a girl that used to bully me and I wanted her to vicariously get fucked through me. But then I realized how much fun I was having and decided she deserved none of it so I changed name. Hahaha.
Funny stuff! Lol

Remimds me somewhat of one of my stories. One day i saw this new sp & she had a strange reaction when we first saw one another. She said “Omg you look so much like someone i know! I thought you were him for a second!” I didn’t know what to say. So we started talking to get comfortable with one another & again she said “Omg you remind me so much of him!” So i asked her “who is he exactly?” She said “You look just like one of my teachers! You could be twins or brothers!” I chuckled & i told her that i hadn’t thought school in more than two decades & i never ever worked in Quebec so i definitely wasn’t him! She said she knew this but it still felt very strange. She added that it was ok & that i should be happy since he was her favorite teacher & she had a crush on him. Lol. Anyways after we did the deed she smiled & said the whole time she pretended that she was with her teacher crush & that’s why she had one of her best orgasms in quite a while! I didn’t really know how to react to this. Lol
 
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Lunaseraphim

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My first escort name was Brenda which is not very sexy for the age I was. But for the little story, I had chosen that name because it was the name of a girl that used to bully me and I wanted her to vicariously get fucked through me. But then I realized how much fun I was having and decided she deserved none of it so I changed name. Hahaha.
I love that story
 
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MichelleMontreal

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I have a ridiculous number of uncles with boring WASPy super common names, so I had to get over the awkwardness of fucking people with their names pretty early on in my first round of slut years. Then I even dated a girl with the same name as me, she would call out my/her name in bed, it was super weird. Finally we just called each other by our last names.
 

Lunaseraphim

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I have a ridiculous number of uncles with boring WASPy super common names, so I had to get over the awkwardness of fucking people with their names pretty early on in my first round of slut years. Then I even dated a girl with the same name as me, she would call out my/her name in bed, it was super weird. Finally we just called each other by our last names.
omg i can't stop laughing at this story
 
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