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If you were a stripper...

Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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...what would your setlist be?

Just a fun, silly thought exercise. Suppose (for the gents) that you were a woman (ladies can also participate at their leisure) and decided to make ends meet via the "exotic dancer" route. Which tracks would you use for your stage show? Traditionally, there's the "energetic" section and the "slow" section, with appropriate music.

Considering how I see the gender-bender version of Smitty to also have something of a metal/alt esthetic, the "energetic" portion of my show would be using "Crazy Nights" by Loudness. While the "slow" section is a toss-up between "Crying in the Shadows" by Gary Moore (I was raised on Moore) or "Sleeping in the Fire" by WASP. So after I cry in the shadows, I sleep in the fire, heh.
Loudness - "Crazy Nights"
Gary Moore - "Crying in the Shadows"
WASP - "Sleeping in the Fire"