Married guys???
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A few more and I'm done.
Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
I think, therefore I'm single.
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
I think, therefore I'm single.
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
You are correct...
Wedding cake does remove a woman's libido !
Fortunately I've never been married, came close along time ago. I don't know how my life would be different if I did get married. Now I'm older and hopefully wiser and realize that the grass is always greener on the other side. What I haven't yet figured out is what side I want to be on !
CA
Wedding cake does remove a woman's libido !
Fortunately I've never been married, came close along time ago. I don't know how my life would be different if I did get married. Now I'm older and hopefully wiser and realize that the grass is always greener on the other side. What I haven't yet figured out is what side I want to be on !
CA
You guys are full of shit! Marriage desn't mean the end of sex... it's the begining of sex. I always have to listen to people bitch about their sex live after they got married.... I'm sick of it! Sex is good and plentifull... just wish it were enough to satisfy my craving. What is wrong with us men? NEVER GET ENOUGH... but thats a good thing 
Anyway, I apologize for being such a GUY... I'm new to the board and I don't want to offend anyone. There must be someone out there that is enjoying great sex in a marriage?
Oh what the f@@k do I know.
Anyway, I apologize for being such a GUY... I'm new to the board and I don't want to offend anyone. There must be someone out there that is enjoying great sex in a marriage?
Oh what the f@@k do I know.
F1
Totally agree. In fact, when you get married, sex is as easy as ABC - anniverseries, birthdays and christmas!!!
MakeIt
Totally agree. In fact, when you get married, sex is as easy as ABC - anniverseries, birthdays and christmas!!!
MakeIt
Some weed
Can I Have some of your weed F1lover it seems like powerfull stuff!
Oh wait I have some mushrooms around here somewhere...... Honey it is time for bed!
Can I Have some of your weed F1lover it seems like powerfull stuff!
Oh wait I have some mushrooms around here somewhere...... Honey it is time for bed!
F1 - look what board you're on
Of coarse we're bitching (and very possibly exagerating), but you said it yourself "just wish it were enough to satisfy my craving" So being men, when something is not to our liking, we brag (in this case humourously) and let others think what they may to support the topic.
I'm single and if I earned more money, I could have all the sex I wanted. Should I bitch to employer not paying me a large enough salary to get all the sex I wanted ? Whoa - this is getting dangerously close to the marriage situation, if the husband earned more, maybe the wife would put out more....hahaha Anyway traditionally, (historically may be a better word so that no one interprets this statement as sexist), men were the protectors and providers, women were the nuturers and that's what makes men & women different and very likely their wants & desires.
In all seriousness, I hope there are marriages out there where the husband and wife's libidos are equal.
Just my 2¢
F1Lover said:You guys are full of shit! Marriage desn't mean the end of sex... it's the begining of sex. I always have to listen to people bitch about their sex live after they got married.... I'm sick of it! Sex is good and plentifull... just wish it were enough to satisfy my craving. What is wrong with us men? NEVER GET ENOUGH... but thats a good thing
Anyway, I apologize for being such a GUY... I'm new to the board and I don't want to offend anyone. There must be someone out there that is enjoying great sex in a marriage?
Oh what the f@@k do I know.
Of coarse we're bitching (and very possibly exagerating), but you said it yourself "just wish it were enough to satisfy my craving" So being men, when something is not to our liking, we brag (in this case humourously) and let others think what they may to support the topic.
I'm single and if I earned more money, I could have all the sex I wanted. Should I bitch to employer not paying me a large enough salary to get all the sex I wanted ? Whoa - this is getting dangerously close to the marriage situation, if the husband earned more, maybe the wife would put out more....hahaha Anyway traditionally, (historically may be a better word so that no one interprets this statement as sexist), men were the protectors and providers, women were the nuturers and that's what makes men & women different and very likely their wants & desires.
In all seriousness, I hope there are marriages out there where the husband and wife's libidos are equal.
Just my 2¢
Question for Ronnie
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Hi NaughtyLady
Do you think SP's lose respect for guys that are married and looking for EMS (extramaritalsex). Heh, did I just coin a new acronym?
Thanks for your input.
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A sucker is born every NY minute
naughtylady said:aMontrealer >>> F-YOu. Can I have the house now?
Ronnie,
Naughtylady
PS. If you cannot tell I am joking then I really do expect the house!
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Hi NaughtyLady
Do you think SP's lose respect for guys that are married and looking for EMS (extramaritalsex). Heh, did I just coin a new acronym?
Thanks for your input.
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A sucker is born every NY minute
Some do. However the way I see things, who am I to judge?
I have known couples where she cheats on him and he cheats on her, but if either one were to find out about the other's cheating, all hell would break loose! To me this is crazy, too bad they cannot be honest with each other. Life would be so much more simple then.
I also met married men whose wife is aware of the hobbying and the rule is not in our home town. When you are travelling, fine, but not when at home.
I have met married men with their wives as a couple.
I have met married men whose wife has a low sex drive and prefers him to see SPs, than to take on a girlfriend or mistress, does not want him to leave and really does not feel that she can give him as much sex as he would like. Usually the wife has a don't tell and I wont ask, just don't embarass me attitude.
When I meet a married man I like to know why he is seeing me. Partly curiosity, partly to give a better service. Obviously they are seeing me to have some sort of need fufilled, whether it is the need for variety or something else, me knowing helps me to give a better service.
In my personal life, even before I was a sex worker, I had an open relationship with Vince. The number one rule is no lying. I know he has a strong need for variety ( so do I) but that does not mean he loves me less. I do not want anyone who does not want me. If I am feeling unloved or neglected, I let my feelings be known and so far he has always chosen to correct the situation rather than leave. If he left, sure I would cry, but I cry somewhat easily. I have survived worse than the loss of a love.
Ronnie,
Naughtylady
You are so right. Sadly, to me this is just an utopia. I wish I could find someone that would think like that... and who would be good-looking... and who would also like me... and would have a good sex drive. Am I asking for too much?naughtylady said:
That would be a good compensation for the low sex drive. I would be completely satisfied with that. It it does seem to exist. Those were pretty lucky guys.naughtylady said:
I approve.naughtylady said:
This is exactly the kind or relation I'd want. Man! would I feel good with a girl that's thinking like that. I think it removes all the sexual tensions in the couple and it accepts the fundamental nature of men. This, coming from a woman that's completely at ease with her sexuality, is pure gold.naughtylady said:
It seems I would enjoy being with you Ronnie.
Thought I would share this with you all!!
DEAR HUSBAND:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me you quit your job and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair cut and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you are cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you are trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife.
Dear EX-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is far cry from what you have been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because of the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me so take carel
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!!!
DEAR HUSBAND:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me you quit your job and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair cut and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you are cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you are trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife.
Dear EX-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is far cry from what you have been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because of the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me so take carel
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!!!
Good one
LongJohn,
That was freaking funny...LOL
PS : I (married for 15 years) had my first experience with an SP today. I'll post it somewhere else in the forum. Should it be ''Lounge'', "411'' or ''Incalls''?
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A sucker is born every NY minute.
LongJohn,
That was freaking funny...LOL
PS : I (married for 15 years) had my first experience with an SP today. I'll post it somewhere else in the forum. Should it be ''Lounge'', "411'' or ''Incalls''?
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A sucker is born every NY minute.
I nominate that for the funniest post of 2005!F1Lover said:
F1Lover said:Oh what the f@@k do I know.
True story on variety
For variety leading to healthy sex, according to the wife:
Now the married guy's variety to healthy sex:
So there you have it! Married life is bliss, wonderful - IOW a great challenge of character.
For variety leading to healthy sex, according to the wife:
- Rearranging the garden, to make room for the new purple plant thingy with a latin name.
- Rearranging the furniture in the house. Less messy than 1.
- Repainting multiple rooms in different colours.
- Change house because garden can't grow, no more room for new furniture.
- Repeat steps 1-4 as necessary.
- Have the kids babysat overnight, rent a suite in a motel, restaurant, movie, etc. However if it's a 16yr old girl babysitting instead of Mom-in-law, wife will be worried sick, resulting in no sex at all.
Now the married guy's variety to healthy sex:
- Going down the ACRONYM list on Merb, multiplied by the number of good MP and SP reviews.
So there you have it! Married life is bliss, wonderful - IOW a great challenge of character.
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