Montreal Cultists Featured Nude in Playboy

[oobe]

A funny (!) article I found last year when searching the web for 'montreal strip clubs'...

www.calgarysun.com/cgi-bin/niveau2.cgi?s=Lifestyles&p=78796.html&a=1

Have you ever been approached by a Raelian stripper?
Convert her to your own cult!

 

[metoo4]

A Raelian stripper? I did see one a few time in Ottawa. She was from Montreal and travelling. I believe she was a "modern dance" student in Montreal. I can't recall her name. She was an absolute cutie! She praised the virtues of the Raelian movement to me but never accepted to discuss the "contribution" she had to made. She was quite good in the champagne room and could get quite excited if you pushed the right buttons... One of these was discussing religion and even challenging her! I haven't seen her in over a year now. Too bad, I would have loved her to teach me "sensual relaxation"...

 

[Lawless]

Saw the ladies in the paper this morning!
Very nice looking indeed!
Could they be cloned?

metoo:
The "Raelian stripper" might have been a journalist from the JdM rehearsing for her encounter with Rael!!!

 

[metoo4]

Lawless
Nop! She was real (Rael?? )
She gave me all the info to get on their website and even proposed to arrange a meeting with Rael in person! She had all the agruments and explanations about cloning, ETs, flying saucer, the "UFO Land" and all. She was a real looker! 5'4", shoulder lenght brown hairs with blue eyes, 110-115 pounds and such nice perky B cup... She was about 26-27y.o. if I remember correctly.
I would have loved to "infiltrate her movement"...

 

[Steely Dan]

Right Dee!
I'm waiting for the close!!
Come on let's here it now!

SD

 

[EagerBeaver]

Dee,

I am just curious as to what "UFOLand" was like when it was open and why is it closed now?

 

[Not-a-Homo]

The daytime DJ/MC at Cleo's is an ex-Raelian who wears a big metal pendant with their symbol crossed out. He'll tell you all about it for about one minute and then rushes back to the booth to change songs.

And as for putting Stripper Lover into the cult, the guy's about 70 years old, he was PMing me about the strip clubs during the Duplessis era.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Originally posted by Not-a-Homo

And as for putting Stripper Lover into the cult, the guy's about 70 years old, he was PMing me about the strip clubs during the Duplessis era.

I did not know Stripper Lover was a senior citizen, but even so, Rael is no spring chicken either (at least 60, although a decent looking guy). It is not too late for SL to pose as a Raelian. You can teach an old dog new tricks, and that is exactly the infiltration speech SL would use. Of course a fringe benefit of infiltration would be exposure to a lot of open minded, young, attractive, Raelian women. Just what SL needs!

 

[Lawless]

If we understand correctly, Rael is operating an incall agency!
To bad EB is not an incall man, he could have visited and provided us Canadian with an American review!
Canadian Angels with an Americam Beaver!
What a potential for cloning!
A potential President! Though from New England!!!!

 

[Doc Holliday]

Here's an idea:

Why don't we hold the next MERB party at Rael's place?? I'll bet he wouldn't mind and would appreciate the audience, and potential new members. How about it?

 

[EagerBeaver]

JustaJohn,

I am starting to wonder whether Rael isn't already a prominent MERB member. At a minimum, he probably reads MERB and I hope he responds to your inviting yourself over to his place. The only thing is, can we have the party without having Raelian dogma foisted upon us? I mean, Raelian babes, yes, dogma, no!

 

[Lawless]

Dee,
May be next meeting of MERB should be held there; would certainly do the outmost to attend!
Even EB could drive from his place and partake with us!
What would he tell at the border though!!!!!
Going to meet people from the outerspace and Merbites!
Better be ready to bail him out!!!

 

[Lawless]

...and EB being an honest men would have no choice but to answer in the affirmative!

We could bring him some smokek meat behind bars!

 

[EagerBeaver]

In fact, on my next trip to Montreal a visit to the Raelians is on my agenda. I am interested in their methods of recruitment.

 

[Lawless]

EB
You should take an appointment with Rael!
Mentioned to him you are a MERBite with a huge following waiting to explore his Angels!
You might also mention that we are willing to contribute with "donations" as they call them in our world, but remember to negotiate a package (keep it low!) and we all contribute with Canadian currency!