I`m recently back from an impromptu 3-day trip to Montreal, during which I saw 10 escorts. Reviews will follow, but rather than repeatedly explain things in each of the reviews I prefer to make some general comments here and to specify some of the prejudices that will show up in my reviews. Feel free to offer feedback on the reviews themselves in the relevant threads.
I ran into significant technology problems that resulted in my needing to scribble notes on the hotel notepad, so many of my reviews this trip are disappointingly vague. It`s also meant that I can`t say for sure who had the intriguing lower back piercing or to whom I told my one escort-related joke, and so on.
My wife is abroad for an extended period and told me I should head to Montreal to avoid Deadly Semen Buildup. Far be it from me to argue this point. By the time I`d left my office Thursday afternoon I had 10 appointments pre-booked, but expected some to fail. Indeed, one had fallen through by the time I arrived at my hotel, another the following day and a third by Saturday morning. In two cases agencies were able to provide a replacement of varying suitability ranging from "meh" to fantastic.
One of my failed pre-bookings was from a board advertiser agency that has let me down on each and every one of the 3 times I`ve booked with them. I`m not dumb enough ever to book with them again. Well, I say that... I`m not currently going to say who it was in case I get weak and try yet again, since they`re sure to blackball me.
Some agencies are much easier to deal with than others, especially when it comes to pre-booking. Overall, I`ve tended to use the same group of agencies year after year based both on my general experience with their girls and on their customer service. I avoid booking a majority of my appointments with a single agency on any trip.
Overall, my pre-booking went a bit better than on previous trips.
As always, my wife screened all of my proposed pre-bookings and made suggestions for whom else to see. She was also invaluable when I needed to find a girl on very short notice, and did so from overseas in a different time zone. Her overall track record in this regard is superior to mine. My theory is that she doesn`t get nearly as distracted by the boobies as I do and pays attention to covert girly cues. She`s tried to coach me, but I`m unteachable. Girls without pictures usually don`t get considered.
Some interesting things came up with regards to girls` restrictions. Three girls told me not to bite them. What`s up with that? Has Montreal had an infestation of vampires or something? One very cute girl cheerfully told me her restriction was "don`t shit in my mouth" but made clear that anywhere else was just fine and suggested that I might like to pee in her mouth. This makes me wonder just what is wrong with guys. I`m sure some people think my interests are perverted (`cause they are), but still...
For whatever reason, I got nobody with big tits this year and an unusual number of tiny A-cups. That`s surely in part due to my preference for very slim girls, but I usually find a couple of D`s for completeness` sake. This year I enjoyed a very nice pair of small C`s, but otherwise nothing above a B.
Girls always seem surprised when they ask why I`m in Montreal and learn it`s entirely to see them. It seems sweetly naive, given their line of work, that they appear not to realize there are horndogs like me out there.
My wife enjoys sending me off to Montreal to meet with escorts and later reading my emailed reports of my experiences, but she no longer hires them for herself as she`s become more self-conscious with age. She has 2 rules for my adventures: no kissing and no anal, which are for her alone. Anything else that I`d like to enjoy she wants me to do. Thus, I can`t comment on DFK, LFK, or indeed any sort of FK. When a girl specifies that she doesn`t do anal or if she offers me her ass I`ll include that in my review. Otherwise, it`s not really something I ever ask about. I get to go down all I want at home and rarely do so with escorts because I`m selfish so DATY is not usually going to be anything I`ll know about.
I stayed at the Hotel de la Montagne, possibly for the last time given its planned demolition. I was upgraded to a nice large room with a great bathroom via membership in Expedia`s elite program. The furnishings were very appropriate for my purposes. It was a consistent challenge to have enough towels for me to shower before and after each encounter and for each of my guests to shower. It was even harder to get enough washcloths to use for cleaning up the results of some of my predilections.
My prejudices include:
- I speak several languages, but not French. Communication issues with francophones are common with me.
- I love slim, willowy girls. Ballerinas are my favorite body type.
- I love tits. Love `em! All sizes. I always seem to end up most enjoying the tiniest and the most massive as opposed to mid-range.
- I only like natural tits. I hate fakes.
- The smaller the nipples and areolae, the better. The paler they are, the better as well.
- I`m not a fan of tattoos.
- I`m a big fan of piercings, especially nipple piercings.
- Not a proponent of doggy in general (my view of the tits is obscured), so won`t usually be able to comment on how it was unless a girl insists.
- I prefer my balls and butt left alone, so usually can`t comment on BLS or rimming.
- I`ll practically always request a facial, CIM, or COB, and in that order.
- Although I enjoy being swallowed, it`s not important enough to me to request it specifically or to pay extra.
- My appointments are always for one hour.
- My wife`s a libertine who`s ready to do all sorts of things that many escorts won`t. Thus I`m very picky about things such as blowjobs that might not be at all disappointing to the next guy.
- My reviews are written primarily for my wife, then edited to remove stuff nobody else would be interested in or that provide personal detail. Sorry if they`re too graphic or insufficiently so, or if they omit data someone finds vital.
In summary, my reviews are unlikely to include anything about DFK, LFK, DATY, BLS, rimming, or Greek. If it`s not in the review, asking me won`t do any good at all, so please no PM`s about those questions. If my review does not list facials or CIM, it`s unlikely that this is a routine service for that girl.
Here are the reviews in the order of when I saw each girl:
Mela of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?82746-Mela-Eleganza&p=617072&viewfull=1#post617072
Keli of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-Keli-Eleganza&p=617073&viewfull=1#post617073
Lily for You, Indy: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?53491-Lily-For-You&p=617074&viewfull=1#post617074
Cassie of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?83436-Cassie-Eleganza&p=617075&viewfull=1#post617075
Catalina of Chloe`s: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...dyShop-Escorts&p=617076&viewfull=1#post617076
Vanessa of Chloe`s: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...dyshop-Escorts&p=617077&viewfull=1#post617077
Coralie of Ferrary: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?84966-Coralie-of-Ferrary&p=617078&viewfull=1#post617078
Jenevieve of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?77994-Jenevieve-Eleganza&p=617079&viewfull=1#post617079
Darcy of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?83370-Darcy-Eleganza&p=617080&viewfull=1#post617080
Molly of Chloe`s: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...dyshop-Escorts&p=617081&viewfull=1#post617081
I ran into significant technology problems that resulted in my needing to scribble notes on the hotel notepad, so many of my reviews this trip are disappointingly vague. It`s also meant that I can`t say for sure who had the intriguing lower back piercing or to whom I told my one escort-related joke, and so on.
My wife is abroad for an extended period and told me I should head to Montreal to avoid Deadly Semen Buildup. Far be it from me to argue this point. By the time I`d left my office Thursday afternoon I had 10 appointments pre-booked, but expected some to fail. Indeed, one had fallen through by the time I arrived at my hotel, another the following day and a third by Saturday morning. In two cases agencies were able to provide a replacement of varying suitability ranging from "meh" to fantastic.
One of my failed pre-bookings was from a board advertiser agency that has let me down on each and every one of the 3 times I`ve booked with them. I`m not dumb enough ever to book with them again. Well, I say that... I`m not currently going to say who it was in case I get weak and try yet again, since they`re sure to blackball me.
Some agencies are much easier to deal with than others, especially when it comes to pre-booking. Overall, I`ve tended to use the same group of agencies year after year based both on my general experience with their girls and on their customer service. I avoid booking a majority of my appointments with a single agency on any trip.
Overall, my pre-booking went a bit better than on previous trips.
As always, my wife screened all of my proposed pre-bookings and made suggestions for whom else to see. She was also invaluable when I needed to find a girl on very short notice, and did so from overseas in a different time zone. Her overall track record in this regard is superior to mine. My theory is that she doesn`t get nearly as distracted by the boobies as I do and pays attention to covert girly cues. She`s tried to coach me, but I`m unteachable. Girls without pictures usually don`t get considered.
Some interesting things came up with regards to girls` restrictions. Three girls told me not to bite them. What`s up with that? Has Montreal had an infestation of vampires or something? One very cute girl cheerfully told me her restriction was "don`t shit in my mouth" but made clear that anywhere else was just fine and suggested that I might like to pee in her mouth. This makes me wonder just what is wrong with guys. I`m sure some people think my interests are perverted (`cause they are), but still...
For whatever reason, I got nobody with big tits this year and an unusual number of tiny A-cups. That`s surely in part due to my preference for very slim girls, but I usually find a couple of D`s for completeness` sake. This year I enjoyed a very nice pair of small C`s, but otherwise nothing above a B.
Girls always seem surprised when they ask why I`m in Montreal and learn it`s entirely to see them. It seems sweetly naive, given their line of work, that they appear not to realize there are horndogs like me out there.
My wife enjoys sending me off to Montreal to meet with escorts and later reading my emailed reports of my experiences, but she no longer hires them for herself as she`s become more self-conscious with age. She has 2 rules for my adventures: no kissing and no anal, which are for her alone. Anything else that I`d like to enjoy she wants me to do. Thus, I can`t comment on DFK, LFK, or indeed any sort of FK. When a girl specifies that she doesn`t do anal or if she offers me her ass I`ll include that in my review. Otherwise, it`s not really something I ever ask about. I get to go down all I want at home and rarely do so with escorts because I`m selfish so DATY is not usually going to be anything I`ll know about.
I stayed at the Hotel de la Montagne, possibly for the last time given its planned demolition. I was upgraded to a nice large room with a great bathroom via membership in Expedia`s elite program. The furnishings were very appropriate for my purposes. It was a consistent challenge to have enough towels for me to shower before and after each encounter and for each of my guests to shower. It was even harder to get enough washcloths to use for cleaning up the results of some of my predilections.
My prejudices include:
- I speak several languages, but not French. Communication issues with francophones are common with me.
- I love slim, willowy girls. Ballerinas are my favorite body type.
- I love tits. Love `em! All sizes. I always seem to end up most enjoying the tiniest and the most massive as opposed to mid-range.
- I only like natural tits. I hate fakes.
- The smaller the nipples and areolae, the better. The paler they are, the better as well.
- I`m not a fan of tattoos.
- I`m a big fan of piercings, especially nipple piercings.
- Not a proponent of doggy in general (my view of the tits is obscured), so won`t usually be able to comment on how it was unless a girl insists.
- I prefer my balls and butt left alone, so usually can`t comment on BLS or rimming.
- I`ll practically always request a facial, CIM, or COB, and in that order.
- Although I enjoy being swallowed, it`s not important enough to me to request it specifically or to pay extra.
- My appointments are always for one hour.
- My wife`s a libertine who`s ready to do all sorts of things that many escorts won`t. Thus I`m very picky about things such as blowjobs that might not be at all disappointing to the next guy.
- My reviews are written primarily for my wife, then edited to remove stuff nobody else would be interested in or that provide personal detail. Sorry if they`re too graphic or insufficiently so, or if they omit data someone finds vital.
In summary, my reviews are unlikely to include anything about DFK, LFK, DATY, BLS, rimming, or Greek. If it`s not in the review, asking me won`t do any good at all, so please no PM`s about those questions. If my review does not list facials or CIM, it`s unlikely that this is a routine service for that girl.
Here are the reviews in the order of when I saw each girl:
Mela of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?82746-Mela-Eleganza&p=617072&viewfull=1#post617072
Keli of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-Keli-Eleganza&p=617073&viewfull=1#post617073
Lily for You, Indy: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?53491-Lily-For-You&p=617074&viewfull=1#post617074
Cassie of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?83436-Cassie-Eleganza&p=617075&viewfull=1#post617075
Catalina of Chloe`s: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...dyShop-Escorts&p=617076&viewfull=1#post617076
Vanessa of Chloe`s: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...dyshop-Escorts&p=617077&viewfull=1#post617077
Coralie of Ferrary: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?84966-Coralie-of-Ferrary&p=617078&viewfull=1#post617078
Jenevieve of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?77994-Jenevieve-Eleganza&p=617079&viewfull=1#post617079
Darcy of Eleganza: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?83370-Darcy-Eleganza&p=617080&viewfull=1#post617080
Molly of Chloe`s: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...dyshop-Escorts&p=617081&viewfull=1#post617081
