Oddest thing to happen to you

[someMTLguy]

Casual talk. So yesterday i saw someone. We were showering and boom the power goes off.

That was a fun exp.

Question for all whats the weirdest stuff that has happened to you during an encounter?

Ladies or gentlemen of course.

 

[westwoody]

Picking up a hot blonde that turned out to be a guy.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Picking up a hot blonde that turned out to be a guy.

Kind of hard to beat that one.

 

[cloudsurf]

. We were showering and boom the power goes off.

That was a fun exp.

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If the power going off is a fun experience, then all you have to do next time, is turn the breaker off
I bet I know who the girl was.....her lovemaking and booty twerks usually cause a power surge.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Mine was going to a local ad and when I went to the address it was a friend of my son's mom, never went in, just drove away.

 

[jalimon]

Mine was going to a local ad and when I went to the address it was a friend of my son's mom, never went in, just drove away.

Ouch, hard to beat that one too!

Mine was to flooded the bathroom with 2 cm of water... Incall in the girls appartment

Cheers,

 

[cloudsurf]

Talking about flooding.....
For a second date, I invited a g/f over for a romantic dinner with plans for great sex afterwards.
We were in the kitchen making out and taking our clothes off.
She warned me that most guys are afraid of her because she is `messy`.
I had no idea what she was talking about but soon found out.

 

[someMTLguy]

Picking up a hot blonde that turned out to be a guy.

ouch how did u get out of that?

 

[Julia Sky]

Once I had a guy texting me. he asked for my email address so I gave him, and a few minutes later I received an etransfer. Never heard back from the guy, thanks I guess LOL, never saw him either.

There was also that time when a guy paid me over a thousand just to listen to music on his couch while he was cleaning his own house, and I ended up taking care of him because he almost passed out from the use of drugs (GHB). That was super weird.

 

[jalimon]

Once I had a guy texting me. he asked for my email address so I gave him, and a few minutes later I received an etransfer. Never heard back from the guy, thanks I guess LOL, never saw him either.

It was me I swear! When can I see you?

Just kidding..

Cheers,

 

[westwoody]

ouch how did u get out of that?

It was 1983. Met her at a disco at the top of the Sheraton on 4th Avenue in Calgary. She seemed very charming, invited me back to her place. Made out for a while and she was grabbing my dangly bits. So I went to rub her crotch and she said "I should warn you, I don't have all my equipment"
I thought she meant condoms.
Then I felt IT.
Was so surprised I had nothing to say. I just got dressed and left. No hard feelings, I just wonder if she thought I was gay or maybe she thought I knew all along?
I don't know if there is a proper etiquette for that situation.

 

[someMTLguy]

@westwoody

I dont think theres another way haha.

 

[someMTLguy]

Talking about flooding.....

messy messy? there are sometimes good messy lol

 

[Passionné]

Two I guess:

Rolling off the bed to the floor with an escort and staying in.

One SP I escorted downstairs to the door turned left to the front desk and complaining about the malfunctioning air conditioner in my room. That's the way to keep our secret sweetheart. :faint:

 

[someMTLguy]

Not as Lily but once my date and I were so much into the action that we fell off the bed in the little space between the wall and the bed (think one feet about) and we didn't stop lol,
most passionate encounter I remember ever ...

You were both dominated by the wall lol.

 

[someMTLguy]

While she was taking care of me the pain was out of mind.....but when the action stopped the pain return...

pain gone the natural way. the best way.

 

[oldbutartful]

I was in a bar in Brazil, it was full and we were crushed. All of a sudden the bar emptied leaving me and two barmaids. I asked what was going on. They told me local foot ball match, we close in 30 minutes. I sat chatting to one of the barmaids the other left pulled the steel shutters down locked me in. Turned out to be an all night session. . Apparently if the local team wins they celebrate too much and wreck the place If the local team lose they drown their sorrows and wreck the place. While my ship was in that Port, I made sure I arrived back just before closing time. Delightful while it lasted.

 

[Philip J. Fry]

I went to see some property and met with the real estate agent to view a house. When I got there I recognized her as a SP that I had seen 10 years previous. I think she recognized me as well, but we did not speak about our past.

 

[Detfolk]

I was making out with a busty well known SP in Ottawa. Somebody knocked at the door. She hastily put a night gown on her naked boobbies and answered. The guy had to deliver a parcel. The SP signed and he left.

I can only imagine him grinning in the elevator after having seen an angel... :flame:

 

[clark_larson]

I used to see a girl regularly, she was studying business at Concordia. A few years later, I had a meeting with a client and she was in the room among other people. We introduced ourselves as if we didn't know each other and carried on.