pussy odor's/odeur de chatte

[Carmine Falcone]

As the main item on my bucket list is tasting and poking all the vulvas I haven't met yet, I've been a ho for a while now. And part of being a ho is experience.

I've never smelled a vulva unless it was fishy. And the fishy smell isn't natural down there. It's almost always bacterial vaginosis.

Fortunately, all the fishy vajayjay I've encountered in the last 5 years (civilian and SP life) aren't as bad as the first one I encountered years ago where instant penetration led to the smell punching my nose and never stopped. The entire room smelled of it. I didn't leave, I didn't ask her to leave. I just pounded for over an hour with no climax. Suffice to say, it was the only time I saw her. There was an Indy I met in January, but won't be seeing again because of the same issue. This indy's condition is nowhere as bad as the episode above, but still. We need a polite way to tell women about their imbalanced vaginal flora. Perhaps this song?

 

[Anna Bijou]

possibility of odor to the nose (which for me, tosses me into shutdown mode) has made me completely abandon the doggy position for quite a few years and counting now.

I'm curious. Can someone explain what the issue is with doggie position? Is it just worse when she has bv, or is there some other kind of issue?

 

[MCTJ]

I'm curious. Can someone explain what the issue is with doggie position? Is it just worse when she has bv, or is there some other kind of issue?

I think he's referring to the other orifice

 

[Anna Bijou]

I think he's referring to the other orifice

Oh.

I'm perplexed but I'll leave it at that lol

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Nope. I was referring to the vulva. It was more pronounced with any position where the nose is in the general line with the chatte. So obviously, DATY and if it's bad enough, doggie. The nose is farther away from that area in missionary.

If you can't wrap your head around it, just consider yourself fortunate that you've never had or ever hooked up with someone with that severe a case of vaginosis. The other two incidents I remember required getting up close to smell it. But that one that was so bad that the whole room smelled didn't require close proximity. And by the time the smell was out, the positions didn't matter: the room was laden with a strong smell of rotting fish (there was no DATY that day thank goodness). I do NOT want to top that experience.

 

[kabukicho]

I'm curious. Can someone explain what the issue is with doggie position? Is it just worse when she has bv, or is there some other kind of issue?

Quite simply Anna...

let me take you... imagine yourself being in the position of the man, you are thrusting your hips in doggie, pulling in and out.... and from that position, both feet on the ground, your hands on her hips, your nose as you breathe heavily from this excercise, and you can get a wiff.... from the draw, rises up, to your nose.... from that type of distance. has happened.

Imagine you try to play the good guy... the show must go on.... but you compensate... you turn your head to the right to breathe... that only works for a bit... you turn your head to the left, it's not much better there either.... also tried just leaning back...

 

[DouMan]

Quite simply Anna...

let me take you... imagine yourself being in the position of the man, you are thrusting your hips in doggie, pulling in and out.... and from that position, both feet on the ground, your hands on her hips, your nose as you breathe heavily from this excercise, and you can get a wiff.... from the draw, rises up, to your nose.... from that type of distance. has happened.

Imagine you try to play the good guy... the show must go on.... but you compensate... you turn your head to the right to breathe... that only works for a bit... you turn your head to the left, it's not much better there either.... also tried just leaning back...

And leaning back too far you can fall on your back as your dick pops out covered with woopee juice. But she's so into it she sits on your face wishing for cunni heaven climax. Ahh, such good times, and lingering sme.., tas.., euh memories.

 

[Anna Bijou]

Thanks for the mental images, guys. lol

Some people don't wash their ass, I guess. Why I will never understand the appeal of rimming.

Nope. I was referring to the vulva. It was more pronounced with any position where the nose is in the general line with the chatte. So obviously, DATY and if it's bad enough, doggie. The nose is farther away from that area in missionary.

If you can't wrap your head around it, just consider yourself fortunate that you've never had or ever hooked up with someone with that severe a case of vaginosis. The other two incidents I remember required getting up close to smell it. But that one that was so bad that the whole room smelled didn't require close proximity. And by the time the smell was out, the positions didn't matter: the room was laden with a strong smell of rotting fish (there was no DATY that day thank goodness). I do NOT want to top that experience.

That makes me feel bad for both of you. She must have felt so bad. Vaginas are such fussy things sometimes. It's not really predictable or controllable.

When I first got my iud, I had over 6 months of hell, nothing I could do about it and my doctor didn't even know it was a possible side effect. Good thing it was during a break and I wasn't working but I got fed up and decided to just have the damn thing removed. Before I had a chance to do that, everything suddenly went back to normal and fine since. So weird.



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On a side note, i've come to strongly dislike the smell of latex emanating from the vagina post-coitus...but that washes out easily for the next client

Same. I hate it!!

 

[Lucky 64]

Thanks for the mental images, guys. lol

Some people don't wash their ass, I guess. Why I will never understand the appeal of rimming.






That makes me feel bad for both of you. She must have felt so bad. Vaginas are such fussy things sometimes. It's not really predictable or controllable.

When I first got my iud, I had over 6 months of hell, nothing I could do about it and my doctor didn't even know it was a possible side effect. Good thing it was during a break and I wasn't working but I got fed up and decided to just have the damn thing removed. Before I had a chance to do that, everything suddenly went back to normal and fine since. So weird.



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Same. I hate it!!

I knew back then a beautiful athlete training for the Olympics in track in field sometimes depending on her body even after shower she had a strange odor enough that I had to stop being in her poor girl she felt so bad but her body was out off this world with the nicest ass!!!

 

[masmasak]

Normally if they wash prior everything is OK, which to me i wash,they should as well.for $$$ some work on their period stuffing surgical spounges up to stop the flow which is disgusting..some have a natural scent stronger than others.i like to est before I poke it.some even if the sent us ok I've had a tangy taste which means no repeat.high milage incall girls you can smell the condoms distinctively.

Accentuate natural scent more aphrodisiac, fetching,all the same!

 

[Rebaynia]

Everyone has a natural scent... some people good, some bad, boys if you think pussy is the only thing that has a smell you haven't given a bj to a man with smelly balls (even after they've been cleaned some still have a pungent musky smell)... and some you can't really control.. some cultures even just have specific smells that tend to be distinct to that culture... even when fresh out of the shower, some people just have that strong natural scent. (bo)

I tend to think if it smells bad it is natures sign there might be a problem. but it could sometimes just be attributed to health in other ways too, undiagnosed things like diabetes, eating habits, natural reactions to external environment.. there is a lot that can affect someone's natural odor..

it is also a source of pheromones', some can be strong and still smell good.. personally I like my scent when I am turned on, it makes me and some around aroused subconsciously, the whole world is a reaction of chemicals and chemical responses some we don't even know about or realize it is there.

Fishy is a sign of a bacterial thing or even just yeast infection. It is a little embarrassing to be told you smell bad, but some girls don't realize they have a health problem until the scent is brought to their attention. or taste I guess, but if it smells bad I don't know why you would still go in for the taste test

and some condoms are the culprit to the smell, it could also be a result of friction healing because not enough lube was used... like I now carry my favorite lube with me everywhere I go, because the lube on a basic condom just doesn't seem to react well with my natural body chemistry and was causing reactions. I also stay away from certain brands of condoms for that reason too.. (lifestyles condoms). some girls are also just learning their bodies and what works for them and their body chemistry...

chemistry class is hard for a reason.. 1 element out of place can vary a great deal in the overall outcome.

 

[Mandouke]

Quite simply Anna...

let me take you... imagine yourself being in the position of the man, you are thrusting your hips in doggie, pulling in and out.... and from that position, both feet on the ground, your hands on her hips, your nose as you breathe heavily from this excercise, and you can get a wiff.... from the draw, rises up, to your nose.... from that type of distance. has happened.

Imagine you try to play the good guy... the show must go on.... but you compensate... you turn your head to the right to breathe... that only works for a bit... you turn your head to the left, it's not much better there either.... also tried just leaning back...

Indeed. That has happened twice in my hobbying experience (as well as outside of the hobby) and it is an unpleasant and difficult situation to deal with properly and respectfully.

I have never mentioned it personally to the provider but when it happens, I move quickly to end the session and just move on. As noted, it happens in the doggy position. The depiction above by kabukicho is bang on......so vivid a depiction that I began to relive the experience in my own head!

 

[Rebaynia]

I've been with a provider that at one time tasted great, then the next was oouff....then the next was great again...she was the same person with the same hygiene practices...

On a side note, i've come to strongly dislike the smell of latex emanating from the vagina post-coitus...but that washes out easily for the next client

Where she is in her mensural cycle can make a difference as well, them damn natural chemical things again lol... If she is just finishing, there can unfortunately still be an odor present even if there is no discoloration left.

 

[sibar]

Some people don't wash their ass, I guess. Why I will never understand the appeal of rimming.

Great pussy for daty but awful for doggy...it might seems impossible or even funny...but yes, it is possible.

I found out with years and a variaty of partners that women, even if they have these super powers with men are finally just little people. I had a partner for many years, we had good sex (even if she complained so much about our libido differences), I used to go down and eat her for long time...she always had an acidic taste but I was able to just go through it (nobody died at the end, right?)...but as soon I put her in doggy..omg..that was another story...smelling that odour was difficult..to make a short story, she was not regular. Always constipated, even if she had a good diet...I dont know...since our separation, I am a happy camper enjoying sweet puffy pussies (3)...all regulars, eating well and fucking a lot..with me ;-)

 

[Bluelime]

i got to ask you this guys, my sex life has started not that long ago and i got to admit that i was turn off by a girl's pussy odor, do they all smell the same when there getting aroused from oral sex?

aux merbistes, ma vie sexuel a commencé il n'y a pas si longtemps et je dois vous demandez ceci, est-ce-que les chattes ont tous la meme odeur, l'or d'un cunnilingus sur une femme j'ai eu une odeur que j'ai trouvé vraiment déplaisante, je me suis donné pour la faire venir mais j'ai vraiment détesté l'odeur.

No. You just met a provider that had bad hygiene. Probably hasn't showered for days or has infections. Avoid unhygienic women like the plague.