As the main item on my bucket list is tasting and poking all the vulvas I haven't met yet, I've been a ho for a while now. And part of being a ho is experience.
I've never smelled a vulva unless it was fishy. And the fishy smell isn't natural down there. It's almost always bacterial vaginosis.
Fortunately, all the fishy vajayjay I've encountered in the last 5 years (civilian and SP life) aren't as bad as the first one I encountered years ago where instant penetration led to the smell punching my nose and never stopped. The entire room smelled of it. I didn't leave, I didn't ask her to leave. I just pounded for over an hour with no climax. Suffice to say, it was the only time I saw her. There was an Indy I met in January, but won't be seeing again because of the same issue. This indy's condition is nowhere as bad as the episode above, but still. We need a polite way to tell women about their imbalanced vaginal flora. Perhaps this song?
I've never smelled a vulva unless it was fishy. And the fishy smell isn't natural down there. It's almost always bacterial vaginosis.
Fortunately, all the fishy vajayjay I've encountered in the last 5 years (civilian and SP life) aren't as bad as the first one I encountered years ago where instant penetration led to the smell punching my nose and never stopped. The entire room smelled of it. I didn't leave, I didn't ask her to leave. I just pounded for over an hour with no climax. Suffice to say, it was the only time I saw her. There was an Indy I met in January, but won't be seeing again because of the same issue. This indy's condition is nowhere as bad as the episode above, but still. We need a polite way to tell women about their imbalanced vaginal flora. Perhaps this song?