Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately?

[bodick7]

Silly client mathematics and reasoning:

If I see one SP, then I'm ok (ie, not horny) for one week. So I told myself "book 2 SPs at the same time, then you won't be horny for 2 weeks". Doesn't work that way

I'm fucking horny with an overblown monthly budget

I'm completely the opposite...
When I see a SP, I'm horny for 3-4 days.. then I calm down
Especially If the session was great, weaning a mad wiener is quite a challenge.

 

[AirBo]

Some reviews I read are so cringe inducing... very classy (not). I keep tab of those Nobel prize of literature winners, to make sure I won't help them if they ever ask me a question by DM.

No. Fucking. Class.

 

[LC18]

Some reviews I read are so cringe inducing... very classy (not). I keep tab of those Nobel prize of literature winners, to make sure I won't help them if they ever ask me a question by DM.

No. Fucking. Class.

I’ve read reviews that made me want to find the girl that’s being talked about and hug her. Some people have a very dehumanizing way of talking about us.

 

[LC18]

I should use the mouthwash in front of the clients. Maybe that way they’d get the hint that they should use it as well

 

[AirBo]

I should use the mouthwash in front of the clients. Maybe that way they’d get the hint that they should use it as well

Not the first time you're mentioning this. Something must be done.

Do you remember if I used the mouthwash?

 

[bodick7]

I should use the mouthwash in front of the clients. Maybe that way they’d get the hint that they should use it as well

It remembers me Nathalie Summer. We were mouth washing facing the mirror together I like an old couple.
I found it unusual but funny.

 

[LC18]

Not the first time you're mentioning this. Something must be done.

Do you remember if I used the mouthwash?

It’s been too long

 

[AirBo]

It’s been too long

Damn, you're right... it's been like 4-5 months already. My bad, obviously. I know you need your dose of AirBo

After all, all these perverted texts mean nothing without sex

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

I should use the mouthwash in front of the clients. Maybe that way they’d get the hint that they should use it as well

Most asian providers will pour 2 cups of mouthwash before hitting the shower with their clients, they don’t risk anything when it comes to hygiene.

 

[LC18]

Most asian providers will pour 2 cups of mouthwash before hitting the shower with their clients, they don’t risk anything when it comes to hygiene.

It sucks to have to babysit your clients. You’d think men above 40 would know about hygiene.

 

[Sylar]

My excuse is that I am not above 40 yet.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

It sucks to have to babysit your clients. You’d think men above 40 would know about hygiene.

Ah well, better safe than sorry! You should know by now, hygiene seems to have different meanings to different people, women included. I’ve also had a few nightmares experiences.

 

[bodick7]

I never thought I would someday eat something like this...

 

[lovethaifood]

Why is the Girl From Ipanema the greatest song in the history of Brazil?

 

[ThunderLipps]

Waiting for my 90 day visa to the Philippines

 

[MCTJ]

All the waitrsses that I saw at a restaurant last night were prettier than the SPs I have seen in recent months.

 

[AirBo]

All the waitrsses that I saw at a restaurant last night were prettier than the SPs I have seen in recent months.

Did you offer any of them a 350$ tip?

 

[MCTJ]

Did you offer any of them a 350$ tip?

Haha... no

 

[LC18]

 

[envelopes]

All the waitrsses that I saw at a restaurant last night were prettier than the SPs I have seen in recent months.

Unfortunately not many attractive SPs anymore to choose from…. Haven’t seen a new one in months. Even the booker tells me “she’s not your type” when I ask. At least they’re honest and saves me money lol