Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately?

[LC18]

I am thinking of going out tonight if my date doesn’t confirm but where to?

 

[Julia Sky]

I'm in, ill bring the champagne, grenadine and orange juice, 12 noon. Cheese, fruits and anything else we could possibly eat off each others body. Just nothing round, I'm always chasing those damn grapes all over the place.

You had me at "I'm in". Now I'm wet and waiting for your text. Hahaha

But seriously, forget easter chocolate, an easter brunch is where it's at!!

 

[bodick7]

Ce serait drôle s'il y aurait un pastiche porno québécois du film "Ben Hur". Ça s'appellerait..."Ben d'Hur"

"Ça te tente-tu de monter dans mon char pour aller à Rome?"

 

[neverbored]

"Ça te tente-tu de monter dans mon char pour aller à Rome?"

T'as manqué une occasion de dire "sua Rome"

 

[bodick7]

Quand je reçois une belle femme en entrevue, je me met à bégayer: "Montre moi ton cu..., montre moi ton cu..., montre-moi ton curriculum vitae."

 

[bodick7]

T'as manqué une occasion de dire "sua Rome"

Enwèye Richard Langin, prend ton bord!

 

[AirBo]

My next post will be #1000... does that qualify me as a major perv?

 

[Thane]

My next post will be #1000... does that qualify me as a major perv?

It’s a milestone! Make it memorable, you are a creative guy! You will be rewarded with the Trophy A Dick Did for posting 1000 messages!

 

[LC18]

I have a massive headache, the only cure I know is an orgasm

 

[Giselle Montreal]

Why do I think that random thoughts are actually not really random?

It's not, and I'm not even taking advantage, silly me!

 

[Jaxan]

My next post will be #1000... does that qualify me as a major perv?

Damn, congratz! Makes me wonder how many polls I'd need to put up to ever reach 1000 posts... Just thinking about it, is giving me a migraine tho... Only 1 cure for that... Time to whack off!

 

[Jaxan]

* Wondering if we have a window of opportunity to tease @AirBo as much as we want, and he can't respond, cuz he's saving his 1000th post for something sponge worthy...

 

[LC18]

If you book a few days ahead and for a 2h date or more, I can bring donuts. It’s happened in the past.

 

[CuriousGent]

Just came back from a regular 90 minutes swedish massage at a therapeutic spa... given the price and the fact my insurance only refunds 25$ I will go with the happy ending kind next time lool

 

[AirBo]

I have a massive headache, the only cure I know is an orgasm

Good to know... cause usually headaches are excuses for NOT having sex

 

[AirBo]

Why do I think that random thoughts are actually not really random?

I concur... I was told earlier in this thread that none of my thoughts are random LOL

 

[AirBo]

Makes me wonder how many polls I'd need to put up to ever reach 1000 posts

You don't need polls

Just create your own thread and spew out your horniness with frantic posts, not giving a fuck about what other people might think

 

[AirBo]

Seeing Julia reminds me why I do squats and work on my cardio on a weekly basis... IYKYK

 

[LC18]

Did I really just see a grown man walking around with a pacifier in his mouth?

 

[AirBo]

Did I really just see a grown man walking around with a pacifier in his mouth?

Maybe his teeth were hurting...