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Rant @ Euphoria

Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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Since everyone is airing their grievances (and also since my number was apparently blocked, I will no longer be able to contact them anyway), I might as well air my own dirty laundry.

I had used Euphoria exclusively for 6+ years, steady customer. Never had a disagreement with them. Last spring, I was walking down the street that leads from Bonaventure metro iirc to the incall location. The one with roadwork that had lasted for damn near one year at that point, thanks to the argument in favor of eugenics that is the Montreal municipal blue collar sector. It was dark, I tripped in a pothole and busted my knee, was wearing track pants instead of jeans so I got a nasty scab with blood everywhere. Messaged Euphoria to tell them that I just had an accident and can barely walk down the street anymore so am forced to cancel and they told me that because I canceled last minute, they'd have to block me.

So my two questions are
1) Would you agree to have an intimate encounter with a painful bum knee that is currently bleeding? Maybe you have some sort of "injured soldier during wartime being nursed back to health by hot nurse" fetish, but I have my doubts that the girl would feel comfortable with that;
2) Would you be willing to continue trusting an agency that treats you with that sort of attitude after doing business exclusively with them for 6-7 years? If that's how they treat their most loyal customers, I don't want to imagine how they'd treat a newbie in a conundrum similar to mine, maybe they'd cuss him out alongside his mother.

I suppose one negative which was beyond my control was enough to wash away all the positives. Had nothing but good experiences with them until this incident, one of the bookers even went out of his way to be very helpful and drive me to the location when I had trouble finding it. It would be to my great shock if it's the exact same guy who figured he'd block me for the transgression of fucking up my knee.
 
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Crazylixx88

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My interactions with him has been good and bad. The ratio would be three parts dog shit and one part sugar. When he is a prick he is a PRICK. Yet when he pulls for you he really pulls for you. Thanks to his guidance I got to meet Sophia when he was running MTLGFE. She was never in my radar but when I first saw her I was a bit floored.
The past is the past the present is the present
 
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Since everyone is airing their grievances (and also since my number was apparently blocked, I will no longer be able to contact them anyway), I might as well air my own dirty laundry.

I had used Euphoria exclusively for 6+ years, steady customer. Never had a disagreement with them. Last spring, I was walking down the street that leads from Bonaventure metro iirc to the incall location. The one with roadwork that had lasted for damn near one year at that point, thanks to the argument in favor of eugenics that is the Montreal municipal blue collar sector. It was dark, I tripped in a pothole and busted my knee, was wearing track pants instead of jeans so I got a nasty scab with blood everywhere. Messaged Euphoria to tell them that I just had an accident and can barely walk down the street anymore so am forced to cancel and they told me that because I canceled last minute, they'd have to block me.

So my two questions are
1) Would you agree to have an intimate encounter with a painful bum knee that is currently bleeding? Maybe you have some sort of "injured soldier during wartime being nursed back to health by hot nurse" fetish, but I have my doubts that the girl would feel comfortable with that;
2) Would you be willing to continue trusting an agency that treats you with that sort of attitude after doing business exclusively with them for 6-7 years? If that's how they treat their most loyal customers, I don't want to imagine how they'd treat a newbie in a conundrum similar to mine, maybe they'd cuss him out alongside his mother.

I suppose one negative which was beyond my control was enough to wash away all the positives. Had nothing but good experiences with them until this incident, one of the bookers even went out of his way to be very helpful and drive me to the location when I had trouble finding it. It would be to my great shock if it's the exact same guy who figured he'd block me for the transgression of fucking up my knee.
This comment is very on point about agencies. I had a similar issue a different agency where I am regular for quite some time. I was rushing to make it on time to the appointment and confirmed with them that I was in my way, gave them the Google maps ETA. While driving I made the wrong turn in a high way that had soo much traffic but Google still had a reasonable ETA, I told the agency I was most like going to be late, they said it was ok. After sometime, the Google maps eta changed to show now I will be late 30 mins. I informed the agency and they considered that it was a last minute cancelation. And started texting me that I needed to pay for the booking or I was not going to be able to book again that me not showing up is lost money for them bcs they could have booked for someone else. They even told me that the person I was going to see was very mad about it (hard to know if this is true)

This event made consider quitting and just made me think how many times have I tolerated any agency BS, like how many times have I arrived on time and texted that I am at the location and they will make me wait for 15 to 20 mins and how many times girls have cancelled last minute on me saying "oh she felt bad". And in all of these events I thought: I get it, things happen every now and then, but is not fair that we need to understand when they are late and/or cancel and if we do it we get banned or charged, specially if you are a regular that is is almost never late and has never cancelled. Unfortunately there is no way to make the agencies accountable of anything, just hope that you don't have an unlucky day.
 
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merbuser1221

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Giving as much notice as possible if you need to cancel is customary

Depending on their policy, too many cancelations may result in you being banned from service

My understanding is that you agree to their policies as soon as you book with them

So really there's not much to do, it's business
 
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