Rate yourself as a client!

[hankypanky]

Just like you rate SPs. Let's see if some of you still hand out those "9" "10" "Perfect!!" now. I'll start off.

Face: 7.5/10 - I'm handsome and been told so many times I look good (no not just by SPs lol)
Body: 7.5/10 - I workout and in good shape
Service: 6/10 - I never DATY or DFK with an SP for personal reasons!
Attitude: 9/10 - I believe I'm very respectful and nice and have been told so by SPs on many occasions.

 

[lesolide]

OK for what it's worth. I'm (for sure) not the best judge :smile:
Face: 7.5 - Everybody tell me that I look much younger
Body: 6 - Hairy, musclar, but everything extra concentrated in the belly.
Service: 9 - Been told that I have soft hands. No rought stuff.
Attitude: 9 - always smilly. I like to put the girl in a good mood. No stress.

Will girls have the guts to rate us? :eyebrows:

 

[TheDon]

We usually see our own selves in a different light than everyone else. But here we go.

Face: 7/10 Every SP says I'm younger than I really am so I just play along
Body: 8/10 No tatoos, well groomed, in shape with love handles
Service: 8/10 Soft, sensual, great DATY, very attentive to SPs needs, definate turned on by foot play
Attitude: 9/10 Very respectful, guy next door, SPs feel comfortable in my presence

Overall, definate repeat, not too demanding, clean, will get better with more sessions

 

[snoodle]

10/10

all the girls end up falling in love with me

 

[sweetwater]

10/10! :help: LMFAO Bullshit, Snoodle. :lol: TheDon's first line says it best.
Sweetwater

 

[Siocnarf]

I never give numbers but I will say that I'm simply the best client I have ever known. Not the hottest to look at maybe, but amazing attitude and service. Punctual, funny, polite, gentle and cuddly. Quite easy to please and reasonnable in his fantasies. Likes to take it easy and give massages afterwards and never asks for a 3rd SOG with 6 min left on the clock. On the downside, a bit hard to book because not available often, but well worth the effort. Take good care of him ladies, he's a gem!

 

[Lily from Montreal]

For your rate to look accurate from a lady perspective you should reverse the order:attitude and service then body and face,
you guys puts look first but for a girl it is irrelevant, I would not even put it as such but they would be a'' take good care of himself ''section...just a thought... loll

 

[sinbad]

For your rate to look accurate from a lady perspective you should reverse the order:attitude and service then body and face,
you guys puts look first but for a girl it is irrelevant, I would not even put it as such but they would be a'' take good care of himself ''section...just a thought... loll

That is one of the most interesting and perceptive things I have read on MERB. For women, as long as the man is clean, healthy, and takes care of himself, looks are relatively unimportant. But, Lily, would the same hold in your private life? If you were choosing a romantic partner, where on the list would you place looks?

sinbad

 

[santa-fe]

I rate myself at $180-250/hour (at the paying end of course) + good hygiene, good attitude and not overweight complexion. Do not full yourself as the rest is important only to your girlfriends if even…

 

[santa-fe]

10/10

all the girls end up falling in love with me

Hey Snoodle if you are so proud of yourself you should ask girls for a complete fee waiver or for a considerable discount based on your looks. If you can get it in a regular basis than you are probably correct…:lol:

 

[simonpaul]

i prefer to rate sp i can rate mysefl.

 

[snoodle]

Hey Snoodle if you are so proud of yourself you should ask girls for a complete fee waiver or for a considerable discount based on your looks. If you can get it in a regular basis than you are probably correct…:lol:

i shit you not ! lol

 

[bumfie]

this thread is hilarious...well done.

 

[flr666]

Hmmm... somewhere between 7/10 and 10/10 I guess because they always give me their personal contact info after so they can freelance ;-)

 

[Special K]

Wow, with all the Don Juan's and GQ models on this board I'm shocked that any of you Romeo's pay to get laid!! Haha. Would love to see what the ladies would actually rate the men of Merb.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Or maybe you meant to say the Don Drapers, Brad Pitts, George Clooneys and Fabios of the board...........LOL!!!!!!!!!

By the way, isn't there a private board that many of the ladies participate on where they discuss the clients? I was told by a couple of sps that it exists.

 

[Red Paul]

I never use numbers, so ... "Good-natured, clean, undemanding. Exercises and has guy-next-door look, if you like that kind of thing. Talks a lot."

 

[Lily from Montreal]

Sinbad ? To answer your question my criteria for real life are the same as for fun life, you know how some guys are breast guys or ass guys? Well I am a brain girl lol so smart is key with me... xxx

 

[protagoras]

The only time I would rate myself as a client is when I dare to pleasure myself.

1) I'm never late. No bad excuses blaming the constructions sites in Montreal for "explaining" a delay.
2) Zero inflation: I spend the same amount of money since my adolescence: zilch!
3) I'm perfectly honest : I don't tell lies to myself or to my partners
4) I'm perfectly synchronized with myself

 

[sweetwater]

... they always give me their personal contact info after so they can freelance ...

You really think they want you, or the cash in your pocket. :noidea:

...I'm shocked that any of you Romeo's pay to get laid!! ... Would love to see what the ladies would actually rate the men of Merb.

Baffling, ain't it. I can't say I'd care to see what they say about me. I'm just chicken, I guess. :lol:

The only time I would rate myself.....

That's funny, pro. I suppose there was a time when you were your best date.
Sweetwater