Really need some info about the scene in montreal

[stripclubguy]

My only erotic experiences in canada have been limited to some great lapdances at sundowners and a little bit more at seductions (both in niagara falls). I've always been too nervous to hit a massage parlor, so obviously i've never had an outcall... but i've been realy tempted to do both and think the time has come.

Here are my questions and any input is appreciated:

1) Seductions mentioned above is a strip club where most of the girls offer extras. They've recently had a huge price increase, but on my last visit i was able to get a CBJ for $60, although the norm was about 80 to 100. In the montreal area, are there any strip clubs that are like what seductions was a few years back (in terms of both extra and prices)?

2) how does montreal compare to the niagara area? more bang for the buck? more or less liberal?

3) speaking of montreal, i've seen references to "the island" --- any idea what that is and which clubs are located there?

4) the only thing i'm interested in, pay-for-play wise, is the girl getting me off and me touching above (not below) the waist. I'm something of a nerd and get a little paranoid about contact with a vagina (unless i know the girl a while). I know that puts me in the minority, but it is what it is. So, HJs, really great contact dances, and CBJs are all I want. My budget is somewhat limited. And to make my situation even more pathetic, I haven't had any kind of sexual contact in over a year, so I know I'm only going to last for a minute or two... can i arrive twice during a massage? and are outcall girls usually willing to provide what i'm looking for (she get topless, down to her panties, allows me to touch her breatss and gives me two HJs for about $50 to $80.

I know this post is all over the place, buy any helpful advice, input, suggestions about the best way to get what i'm looking for are more that welcome. A list of the top 3 affordable extra providing strip clubs, MPs and maybe even a provider would be awesome. It's kind of a long trip for me and I'd like to know if it's worth it.

Thanks.

 

[metoo4]

Registered in January 2007, 1 post... My guess, not much reading done on this board, right? All the answers are here to find,

 

[stripclubguy]

Actually, I've been doing quite a bit of reading. For instance, it looks like hilltop lounge might be the kind of club i had in mind, but i still don't have nearly enough answers to make an educated decision.

I've never been to montreal before, and if i'm going, i have to decide soon. I have a lot of questions and it's hard to get specific answers just by reading through older threads. Not to mention that I need up tp the minute info. As I mentioned in my post above, the status quo at seductions changed suddenly, so why would i assume that a review of a strip club or massage parlor from say a month ago would still be accurate? Instead of pointing out that I only recently registered, why not chime in with some useful advice?

 

[stripclubguy]

thanks for the link. Which would you say are considered to be the top 3 MPs and which are considered the best place for a bargain?

I posted in the massage review section, here`s the link https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=213482&posted=1#post213482

There`s just so much info on this site, it makes for great reading but short, simple answers is what I need right now.

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

3) speaking of montreal, i've seen references to "the island" --- any idea what that is and which clubs are located there?

4) the only thing i'm interested in, pay-for-play wise, is the girl getting me off and me touching above (not below) the waist. I'm something of a nerd and get a little paranoid about contact with a vagina (unless i know the girl a while). I know that puts me in the minority, but it is what it is. So, HJs, really great contact dances, and CBJs are all I want. My budget is somewhat limited. And to make my situation even more pathetic, I haven't had any kind of sexual contact in over a year, so I know I'm only going to last for a minute or two... can i arrive twice during a massage? and are outcall girls usually willing to provide what i'm looking for (she get topless, down to her panties, allows me to touch her breasts and gives me two HJs for about $50 to $80.

I know this post is all over the place, buy any helpful advice, input, suggestions about the best way to get what i'm looking for are more that welcome. A list of the top 3 affordable extra providing strip clubs, MPs and maybe even a provider would be awesome. It's kind of a long trip for me and I'd like to know if it's worth it.

Thanks.

3) Montreal is an island in the middle of the St. Lawrence River. The "South Shore" refers to any of the municipalities (ie. Longueil, Brossard) on the other side of the river in the south. The "North Shore" refers to the area you are in (for the most part, Laval) when you leave Montreal by crossing the river in the north. "On-island club" refers to a club on the island of Montreal; "off-island club" refers to a club on the North and South Shore. Generally, off-island clubs are much more liberal and there are many that are "full service clubs". There are no "full service clubs" on the island.

4) If you are lucky, you might be able to get a HJ in an on-island club. From what I've read, Cleo's is generally considered the most liberal on-island club. If you haven't been to Montreal before and your budget is limited, you probably don't want to go running off-island on your first visit. It will cost you at least $25 each way in taxi fare. Topless lapdances are standard fare on-island. Personally, I've been to Cleo's, Chez Mado and Solid Gold, three clubs where almost all the girls allow touching/sucking of breasts. A large percentage of girls also grind enough that it is conceivable that you could come, so if that is your goal, bring some condoms and slap one on before heading into the booth (This will save an embarrassing wet spot). HJs are not rare on-island either: you just have to find the right girl. From what I've heard, BJs are more rare (I've never been offered on).

I doubt you can get an outcall for $80. Outcalls in Montreal seem to start at about $140. You're only chance of getting something for $50-80 would be to hit the streets (just search go to the Street Thread, then do a search for "scarface mary", "egg", "chocolate bar", or "toothless", and you will get some useful and entertaining posts), but since this is your first time in Montreal, I don't think hitting the streets would be wise. Montreal is a relatively safe city, but whenever bad stuff happens, it often seems to be to Americans who aren't careful enough. We don't want to hear about you in the news, so maybe on your first trip you should hang around downtown, go to Cleo's and maybe catch a massage.

Massages, by the way, can be had for $50/hr plus $20 tip for the HJ. Check the massage thread.

Finally, if you do go to Cleo's, remember that big strong Republican-types should go upstairs. If you're a more left-wing Democrat-type, go in the downstairs door.

 

[joelcairo]

Post # 6 : definitive proof that the moniker Green Bastard would have been inappropriate.

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

Post # 6 : definitive proof that the moniker Green Bastard would have been inappropriate.

Mmmm. I'm not so sure. Don't you think that sending all "Republican-types" to the upstairs bar at Cleo's is pretty evil? And I'm sure once stripclubgy gets there he will think to himself, "That dirty bastard!!!"

 

[Agrippa]

Mmmm. I'm not so sure. Don't you think that sending all "Republican-types" to the upstairs bar at Cleo's is pretty evil?

Isn't that what Republicans are into anyhow? Hoover, Swaggart, Haggard, Foley... ?

Democrat examples: JFK, Clinton

So yeah I think that labeling upstairs for the Republicans and downstairs for Democrats is fair.

 

[stripclubguy]

Thank you, Fat Happy. Great info. I probably should've mentioned that I'll be driving, so heading off the island isn't a problem. In fact I hear the area is beautiful, so i'll want to see as much of it as i can.

If i'm reading right, the island (which is considered downtown?) is in the middle, with cities off the island to both the north and the south... is that right? Is the north considered any better or worst that the south, assuming I'm right about mo0ntreal being in the middle?

From what you wrote, it seems like a good time with a happy ending can be found at both MPs and the stripclubs, although i guess the latter is more hit ot miss. As i mentioned above, I'm a little paranoid around new pussy, and am always concered about safety, so i'd never pick up a street walker (which, as you point out, comes with other safety conceerns other than health).

Speaking of which, has anybody here ever gotten an std from a massage parlor? I would assume it's pretty rare if only HJs are involved.

I still need to know if a massage parlor girl will allow two cums? Maybe for an extra $20???

I'm very encouraged by the info this thread has provided thus far, please keep it coming. I still need to know of another good club like cleopatra and hilltop, and also have yet to hear of one massage parlor that looks better than any of the others.

Thanks. And although I still don't know if cleo's upstair or downstairs is the gay section, I know enough to know that one exist. I only need info on the straight section you dirty bastard

 

[ck_nj]

Stripclubguy,

At Cleopatra's, the main entrance off to the right (the 'downstairs') is the 'straight' entrance, LOL.

Clark.

 

[Techman]

actually neither section of Cleo's could be called 'gay'. Upstairs you have female impersonator shows and it's not only gay clients that go there.

By the way...the entire island of Montreal is not considered downtown. It is rather large and consists of many municipalities. It might not be a bad idea to check out Montreal on Google earth or Google maps to get an idea of things before coming to town. You could save yourself a lot of time that way.