Please put my name in the draw
TWAS THE WEEK BEFORE X-MAS
Twas the week before X-Mas, and all through the MERB
All the MERBites were stirring, their enthusiasm uncurbed.
A contest was set, with a valuable prize,
An evening of pleasure, 'twixt Maude's silky thighs.
The gentlemen were jostling and getting in line,
For a chance at Maude's treasures to sample, so fine.
With stockings so sheer and lingerie of lace,
Her visage and body made every heart race.
Now Alca! Now Conan! Now Tex and Rumpleforeskin!
On Alden! On JustPhil! On Red and Hornypilgrim!
To the back of your wardrobe, for your best 'bib and tuck',
And enter the contest, to try out your luck.
For the Lady is waiting, and deserves only the best,
On that evening's encounter, you'd best be well-dressed.
A Gentleman's behavior will woo her and win her,
You'll be well-rewarded, this girl's no beginner.
She'll charm and seduce you, every second you'll treasure,
You'll leave spent and happy, from an evening of pleasure.
Win or lose it won't matter, it's all in fun, right?
So good luck to all, and to all a good night!
PS: I would be remiss if I did not thank SensualMaude for her kind and generous offer this Holiday Season, warming our hearts during this cold, winter season. Thank you, Maude. And Merry X-Mas from all of us here at MERB.