Sexual Gadgets Can Now Be Seized at US Borders Too

ass_lover

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Taken from Gizmodo and Star-Telegram:

First it was liquid bottles. Then laptops. And now they are seizing our penis extensors, penis pumpers, and other sexual gadgets. The FDA is saying that they represent a real risk and federal border agents have now a guideline to confiscate them at US territory entry points. The list would be hilarious if it weren't so surreal and stupid:

• Mechanical stretching devices, which "employ weights or lines tied to other parts of the body such as the knee, to affect tension on the penis.

• Vacuum operating devices, "those employing a sealing principle in the area of the base of the penis and an evacuation mechanism to drop the atmospheric pressure around the penis, thereby affecting increased blood flow."

• Constrictive rings, which "constrict the base of the penis after erection has been achieved and cause the erection to be maintained by blocking the normal circulation of blood from the penis."

• Supportive devices, which "function as a splint or cradle in order to maintain a resemblance of turgidity."

Actually, it is hilarious. It almost gave me a browner. These points are part of their new guideline revision for "external penile rigidity devices." Seriously, what about those people with built-in inflatable devices? Can they travel? What's next on the list? Chocolate penis hats? Robotech Thrusters? Pink blowjob machines? Rubber penis builders?

We demand answers! This safety law's nonsense to achieve a false sense of security has to stop at once.
 

mass1965

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Well it is more scary than funny. Another sign that the US is moving toward a police state
 

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Just another sign of the hypocrisy of the US government.

"Look, we're good christian peoples who don't do anything bad and ensure morality of the population!"

Must be because some jerk somewhere in his big government office was trying to enlarge his tool, got too ambitious and ripped it off... Now if he can't have a big one, nobody can! ;)
 

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Just another sign of the hypocrisy of the US government.

"Look, we're good christian peoples who don't do anything bad and ensure morality of the population!"

Must be because some jerk somewhere in his big government office was trying to enlarge his tool, got too ambitious and ripped it off... Now if he can't have a big one, nobody can! ;)
Its about getting re-elected. Everything stems from this. Aunt Bea and her the ladies at the local Women's Auxiliary feel real good when things like this are siezed at the border. Politicians know this and pledge to "get tough" on crime, on terrorism on minors drinking and driving on sex toys at the border etc.
 

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Yes but Viagara can help increase the USAs population by birth so they do not have to let in as many immigrants! :eek:

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