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Best: Brossard, brand new condo. A total hottie. Under $150. 2012.

Worst: Apartment in Laval. Should have walked out. Place and SP. 2015.

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Numerati

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When I-N/MGF used to tour NYC the two favorite hotels were the Doubletree and the Lexington for their incalls.

The best thing about them? They are right smack in the middle of mid town and near the train station. The worst thing about them? The rooms were extremely small especially the Lexington.
 

Halloween Mike

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The worst was way way back before i actually joined merb and started seeing Montreal SPs. I don't even consider these 2 experiences in my "records" lol but well for the sake of this thread. It was in Sherbrooke, news paper agency, got there and it was a basic appartement, little light, mattress on the floor, just a little night table. I had showered before going there but was not offered (or ask) to shower and i was so beginner then i didn't even knew so didn't ask myself. Whole experience was so awkward because of multiple reasons. The woman herself was decent looking (altough not a hottie either) but attitude was not great(without being horrendous either).

Other wise, all the incalls i been were fine. I rarely spend too much time looking around or such anyway. If i have to choose one as "best" i guess it would be an UTR provider i saw a few times, she received me in her home and its a very comfy condo. Felt more "alive" than a normal agency incall where nobody live while also being very clean and classy. Only down was that i had to take the bus to go there but thats it.
 

Numerati

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Oh now I also remember. This was in September 2015.

I did an incall in Montreal once. It was to see Olivia when she was at NadyaVIPs. It was at the Best Western Ville Marie. Was a pretty big room with a big bathroom. Downside was that it was kind of dark and drabby.
 
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Worst: scuzzy hotel with one of the four legs on the bed broken and what I think was blood spots on the wall

Best: Very upscale condo in downtown Toronto that had about 20 dildos lined up across the fireplace. The lady gave blowjob lessons. She proved the old adage that those who can do and those who can't teach is nothing but bullshit.
 
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Worst: scuzzy hotel with one of the four legs on the bed broken and what I think was blood spots on the wall
DAMNNNN Blood spots on the wall? I would had been out of there ASAP. You don't know what happened to the person who's blood ended there.
 

Fradi

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The worst was a rundown motel in Hochelaga I think if I remember right.
The best part I met an amazing young lady who was at the beginning of her escorting career and since then has a fabulous downtown pad to receive in and I have seen her many times since.

Best place wherever my ATF happens to receive, I lose sight of the surroundings and only see her, but she has had many nice apartments along the way the first was the Canadiens building right next to the Bell centre that is where I first met her.
 
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