Montreal Escorts

The Bitching thread

LC18

Red banner whore
Sep 8, 2020
4,550
13,722
113
Les québécois n’utilisent jamais rôties pour désigner "toasts", et même en France on l’entend de moins en moins.

Je l’entendais souvent à mon ancien travail mais ça venait de personnes en haut de 50 ans et c’était il y a 10+ ans alors je pense que c’est juste de plus en plus rare
 

god101

Active Member
Feb 15, 2012
105
39
28
Is it just me or there seems to be a lot of complaining around in various threads? Might be the holiday season...

I figured it'd be nice to have an "all in" thread where people can just bitch about stuff while, hopefully, remain somewhat respectful.

I can start with a few points, some of which have been brought up elsewhere, by me and others:

1- GFE is not GFE anymore: I stated before that, now, you have to double check about the DFK and DATY parts before booking with an agency, but if the trend continues, you'll have to double check the BBBJ (or just plain BJ) part as well in 2024.​
​
2- Physical ratings are inflated: I, personally, will refrain from rating SPs I see on their physical attributes. First of all, because "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", but mostly because most people seem to have lost their minds (or balls) when giving high grades. The only example I'll give is this:​
​
- 10 means perfect, 10 means dream girl. 10 means unattainable. Maybe 5 SPs in Montreal are truly 10s.​
- 5 means average, and there's quite a few floating around.​
- In between, you'll find the GND types (6 & 7) and the hot / really hot ones (8 & 9)​
​
By giving 10s left and right, you lose credibility by creating false expectations, hence disappointment.​
​
3- The industrialization and dehumanization of sex work: The Incall business model implemented by XO and Euphoria is a financial success for them. Their girls get fully booked really fast. BUT... 90% of the sessions are 1h sessions with really short breaks in between. What do you think is going on? There's 0 intimacy, 0 romanticism and, in the end, pretty much 0 human connection. 18-22 yo spinners get pounded up to 5-6 times a day, day in day out, by a line up of guys eagerly waiting for their turn outside. I'm sorry but there's nothing appealing about this... quite the opposite when you really think about it.​
​
4- Indy rates: I get it... you got expenses and you're worth it. What's funny though is that at this price (and, dare I say, age) range, your targeted audience is a lot smaller. And from what I see, there seems to be more and more competition in the Indy market. I'm pretty sure some (most?) of you find that times are somewhat difficult. 450+$ per hour? Add another 50$ for Outcall with a minimum booking of 1.5h? Really?​
​
I could go on and on. I could talk about Screening, LeoList, false stats on agency websites, etc.

Agencies, Indies, Clients... everyone bears part of the blame. But that's the hobby we live in at the dawn of 2024.

Fortunately for me, I found my sweet spot. I should be fine.
​
There you go... I started it
prices are just crazy! $500 an hour?! can't be serious
 
  • Like
Reactions: CLOUD 500

Fradi

Well-Known Member
Apr 9, 2019
4,806
8,671
113
Around the corner
prices are just crazy! $500 an hour?! can't be serious
Look at the bright side. That was in 2024, we are now in 2026 and it is still the same.
Then again if you couldn’t afford it then you probably can’t now.

There is always the production line of the agencies if you want to save. You might be number 3 or 9 in line but if you insist on being first they will always tell you that you are, and they would never lie to you.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: DouMan and Thane

LC18

Red banner whore
Sep 8, 2020
4,550
13,722
113
IMG_1250.jpeg
 

LeDodo

The hopeless romantic introvert and metrosexual
Jun 8, 2025
3,450
4,155
113
prices are just crazy! $500 an hour?! can't be serious
Just a reminder ;)

11. Discussion on provider rates, and screening methods are allowed for information purposes only. Rate shaming or shaming a provider for her screening methods is not allowed and the posts will be removed.

But please shame and bitch about cost for everything, gas, etc!
 

Lunaseraphim

Of the moon
Supporting Member
Jul 18, 2024
3,344
11,880
113
33
Montréal
www.lunasparx.com
Just a reminder ;)

11. Discussion on provider rates, and screening methods are allowed for information purposes only. Rate shaming or shaming a provider for her screening methods is not allowed and the posts will be removed.

But please shame and bitch about cost for everything, gas, etc!
It doesn't seem like these posts get removed anymore. But yeah, let's bitch about the costs of things that are not luxuries.. like food, electricity and rent.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Rebaynia

urquell

Well-Known Member
Feb 24, 2013
1,392
2,982
113
You can bitch about the rates of anything in general, including the providers, or their screening methods, in a general sense, AFAIK. People do here all the time. What you can't do is shame the specific practices of a particular provider.

Also, La Maison du Roti has excellent ham. :)
 
  • Like
Reactions: CLOUD 500

LeDodo

The hopeless romantic introvert and metrosexual
Jun 8, 2025
3,450
4,155
113
Is the 2nd pic an okonomiyaki ? I fucking love those. (Edit : nevermind I just saw that you wrote it lol)

I dont like the taste of cabbage but I like when it's pickled or fermented or not very noticeable
Thought about you !
56907.jpg

It is quite small compared to the standard size and it was at Kyodai Izakaya
 

AnthonyAnderson

Well-Known Member
Sep 13, 2025
738
1,284
93
37
The smell of marijuana smoke is putrid. I hate it! It's a real public nuisance because of how pungent it is and of how far the smell travels.

This is brought to you by the woman who was smoking a joint on a park bench literally next to the sign that said "no smoking", which included the little pointy leaf of your brain rotting substance.
 

twenty4seven

Well-Known Member
Oct 4, 2025
545
1,085
93
The smell of marijuana smoke is putrid. I hate it! It's a real public nuisance because of how pungent it is and of how far the smell travels.
The smell of marijuana is delicious. I love it! It's a real joy to be able to pick up a whiff out in public because of how far the smell travels.

Smoking next to entrances or no smoking signs is not cool tho.
 
Ashley Madison