The Confessional
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Just makes it easier to take and allows for the sensitive surfaces to adapt slowly, reducing the potential for the knee-jerk reaction. You can train it out as well with practice (not in everyone obv).
I confess that I’ve almost always lied about my age. These days I still do but more like I accept whatever age people think I am
Could never understand the big deal about lying about your age.
I couldn’t care less about an SP age. As long as they are over 25. Maria Divina admitted to 45 when I last saw her and facially she was one of the most gorgeous ladies I have seen, she would put many 20 somethings to shame, her body was in top form also and on top of all of that she was an amazingly kind and nice lady.
Too bad she disappeared after Covid.
Well said. The very very best I have met over the years Caucasian, ebony, brown, Korean, Chinese, Vietnamese, you name it, have all been 30 years+ if not more
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My first time with a SP was... last week 
New to the game, but I'm already taking a liking to it, lol.
New to the game, but I'm already taking a liking to it, lol.
We usualy chant: One of us, but it's only during a full moon...
Welcome to the board.
Be a gentleman!
Enjoy whatever it is you need to experience.
-Cheers.
My first time with a SP was... last week
New to the game, but I'm already taking a liking to it, lol.
Thanks, I might even be too much of a gentleman given how shy and grateful I was, lmao. But it truly was a great experience...
So great that I've booked three other SPs already
Forgive me father for I have sinned.
And will probably keep on doing anyway.
So... I recently re-downloaded dating apps. But not tinder. Fuck tinder, I'm 5 inches too short and 20 years to old for that meat grinder.
Why? One might ask.
I'm starting to think, I might be masochist. Maybe I started thinking I was still cute and needed to be taken down a notch...
Truth is: In oder to meet women and socialise; I'm using all the tools at my disposal. Doesnt help that I also feel like one by doing so...
And not being overly confident. Not knowing what to say, I usualy find humour to be an amazing device for my endeveour.
One lady had a Google picture on her profile that read:
《Be the hero your dog thinks you are.》
That quote talked to me. In a good way.
Sometimes, not really thinking ahead, cause that's not how creativity and being a man-child works. I instantly replied.
-You are correct madam.
So I tried jumping of my roof, thinking I could fly, crashed, landed on the dog; and now wonder if I'm a super vilain instead?
What animal should I purchase, when I get out of the hospital?
I didnt get any replies sadly.
should I start a go fund me page. So I can visit Ikea and assemble sense of humour for people. Or do I need to sit in silence and say 10 hail maries in the dark again?
And will probably keep on doing anyway.
So... I recently re-downloaded dating apps. But not tinder. Fuck tinder, I'm 5 inches too short and 20 years to old for that meat grinder.
Why? One might ask.
I'm starting to think, I might be masochist. Maybe I started thinking I was still cute and needed to be taken down a notch...
Truth is: In oder to meet women and socialise; I'm using all the tools at my disposal. Doesnt help that I also feel like one by doing so...
And not being overly confident. Not knowing what to say, I usualy find humour to be an amazing device for my endeveour.
One lady had a Google picture on her profile that read:
《Be the hero your dog thinks you are.》
That quote talked to me. In a good way.
Sometimes, not really thinking ahead, cause that's not how creativity and being a man-child works. I instantly replied.
-You are correct madam.
So I tried jumping of my roof, thinking I could fly, crashed, landed on the dog; and now wonder if I'm a super vilain instead?
What animal should I purchase, when I get out of the hospital?
I didnt get any replies sadly.
should I start a go fund me page. So I can visit Ikea and assemble sense of humour for people. Or do I need to sit in silence and say 10 hail maries in the dark again?
Touché madam, that was slick...I think you should be hailing Mary Magdalene
Once again this morning.
If you want a window into an anxious/OCD brain, this is a good example, folks.
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*Breaths in deeply, turning my tongue in my mouth seven times. Ok, good to go!
Humans gravitate, towards their interests...
What if the girl you just met made you that coffee, sent you on your way with a smile, a kiss and a macchiato?
Do you think we could ask for Gfe and a lattés, tight espressos, flat whites, while booking our sessions?
Might lead to lots of confusion.
Imagine the new acronyms we're gonna need...
The reviews, both here and on yelp...
I'd rather experience the full spectrum of human emotions–even if they're negative most of the time–rather than being on an endless quest for happiness.
