To shower or not to shower, that is the question ?

[Doggyluver]

When you go to see an SP what is your approach.


1. I always shower not matter when I had my last shower.
2. I shower before I go to see her.
3. I never shower when I see an SP.
4. Why would I take a shower, I'm clean had one this morning.

 

[Doggyluver]

I had a discussion with an SP recently regarding clients showering or not. It started me thinking and I thought I would post a poll to see what the habits of our members are. This could be an SP or an MT and I would like to see if there is some honesty in responding.

 

[MisterPep]

Wtf! Are there people who think it is ok not to shower when meeting a lady with whom you'll have sex?
C'mon, 5 minutes
For me, I prefer to be super clean and I shower before and after and I expext that the provider is also super clean. I like to eat my fish fresh and I propose to my lover a clean sausage ;-)

 

[themonk83]

sadly, there's people out there who do not shower at all when seeing a SP or MP. i've heard horror stories about it :faint:

 

[Lusty Pig]

I am totally blown away about how everyone sees this.
How many times have you smeared your cum on their bodies tits neck ass and she rushes you to get the next guy in the room which you just walked by in the hallway? You think she asked him to wait to shower up? Nope... she took a wet cum soaked hand towel and wiped herself down.
Then the guy runs his tongue all over your previously jizzed areas. Just as you did before to someone elses.

 

[Mod 8]

There is no need to start two threads on the same subject.

Threads merged.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

I always shower when I get there ( once did not as I showered 1/2 hr before ), then I drive home and shower and change after.
Love Lusty Pigs answer................. reason I almost always do the first appointment thing.

 

[Lusty Pig]

How many times have we dumped out loads on their asses and backs to have them smear them on the sheets as they get off? All that jizz is there for us to rub ourselves on dry or still wet.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

That does not always happen, I have been with Sp's that after the deed they get dressed and wait for next customer with incall or in outcall dress and leave no shower. For incalls after a few hours the sheets must look like they were hit by a mayonnaise truck.
These are no repeats for me.

 

[MisterPep]

...and of course you reviewed these providers here with this detail, right?

 

[Siocnarf]

I always take a shower, but if it's an incall I know I often take it just before going to the lady's place, instead of there.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

I always take a shower on alternate Tuesdays, whether I need one or not.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

...and of course you reviewed these providers here with this detail, right?

there is a thread started.

 

[Halloween Mike]

Huh... HUM !

Personally i always take my shower right before she arrive. I ask the booker to keep my in touch if she is gonna be late or not and such thing because i want her to arrive not more than 15 MINUTES after i get out of the shower. I am really picky on this...

I expect my SPs to also be super clean when they start it up with me. I apreciate when a SP excuse herself to the bathroom for 5 mins before we start, i know she make sure she is super clean and all. I don't mind if im the first client that she wash before going to my place... She get drive anyway, so not like she is gonna get sweaty or whatever. And the shower at the end is also something i apreciate to see, cause yeah its not gonna affect me on the spot, but i want the next customer to ... well... not lick my jizz off her body... lol

No seriously being clean on both side is something that should be expected and should be done.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

What about during blue moons?

What kind of slob do you take me for, anyway? Every other week, religiously. Sometimes in the morning, but usually after meeting friends for coffee after work.

Like, if you'd had a shower on the first Tuesday of the month but the second Tuesday was a full moon, would you still shower?

Good catch. If the shower should coincide with the full moon, I'll also shampoo my hair. However, if the first Tuesday of the month is what I call "Shower Tuesday," then no, I'd skip the following Tuesday regardless of whether or not it coincided with the full moon. In that case, the hair would have to wait for the following month.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

I knew it. The real question though: how often do you trim?

I get some trim as often as possible.

 

[HornyForEver]

It is never a good idea to shower before meeting an SP, because SPs love and get turned on by genuine male odors.

 

[Gordon's Gin]

To stink or not to stink, that is the question...........................smelling fresh is always better than smelling like rotting garbage.

 

[blondi33]

It is never a good idea to shower before meeting an SP, because SPs love and get turned on by genuine male odors.

Ewww,don't think so.Sweat or cheese don't turn me on,that's for sure:lol:

 

[HornyForEver]

Ewww,don't think so.Sweat or cheese don't turn me on,that's for sure:lol:

I have been sarcastic, because this whole thread is absurd in itself Though, I am enjoying the absurdity of it and I am willing to go a few further miles in this absurdity kingdom.

I for sure shower before every date and brush my teeth, though a merbite here advised against brushing teeth before an encounter if you are planning daty as it increases infection probability.