What is your last name??

[Fat Happy Buddha]

Cantonese name....Fat Ho

Where old porkers have fun.....Fat Ho Elderly Center
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000254.html

Where working ladies learn the tricks of the trade...Fat Ho Memorial College.
http://www.hkedcity.net/school/ssp2005/detail/sch_basic.phtml?sch_id=1934

Some Phat Ho's gravestone. At least "Phat" is positive, right?
http://www.ilovebacon.com/112805/e.shtml

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

I swear its true....

Weiping Wang

I think Weiping Wang gets his STD test (and his insurance) from this guy:

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_123.htm

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

This idiot probably died lighting his bodily gases on fire:

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_097.htm

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

When the mafia demanded a cut of their penile enlargement clinic, these two carried a big stick and came out swinging:

http://www.uterinefury.com/funny_graves.html

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

The court-appointed lawyer who is handling your murder-conviction appeal:

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_030.htm

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

Well, it's official......

Oliver Kloseoff's devoted efforts to document his exploits on the street have convinced authories to classify streetwalker-hunting as a sport and even designate a stadium:

http://azdiamondhacks.mlblogs.com/diamondhacks/2005/12/index.html

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

HK Place Name Fun

In Hong Kong there is an apartment building called Wang Kin House (It must contain self-service apartments). It's a part of Wang Fuk Court, conveniently located on Fuk Wing Street.

Most of you would probably prefer to cross the Pearl River Estuary to Macao, which has a Fuk Long Street, described as "a Chinese and Western culturally mixed village with 650 hotel rooms". Mmmm, me likee.

One place in Hong Kong you probably don't want to visit is Fuk Man Road.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bollig/251140661/
http://www.winyard.com/eskiecv/photosalbum/pages/fuk-man-road.htm

Incidentally, the DAB (Democratic Alliance for the Betterment of HK), which is the largest pro-Beijing party, has its headquarters on Fuk Man Road in the Cockloft Pu Shing Plaza. Sounds like a party, but maybe not the political kind.

For quick relief, head to Wan King Path. It's like Lover's Lane for the lonely:
http://www.rudebritain.co.uk/gallerydetail.asp?id=26

 

[incognito_NYC]

Talk about self abuse!!!

A buddy of mine once worked with a guy named Richard Thrasher who always insisted on introducing himself by his nickname :

Dick Thrasher!

 

[McVie]

Here's a great one.

John Oscar Dickshot, a major league baseball player in the 1930s. Nickname: Ugly. "Hi, I'm Ugly Dickshot."

http://www.baseball-reference.com/d/dicksjo01.shtml

 

[Southstreet]

My old principal's name was Bates, so everyone use to say "That's Mr. Bates and his son Master Bates."

 

[A$$LoVeR]

used to be brick layer and stone cutter few yrs ago..i remember doing a slate roof for a guy named Dick Hurtz

 

[joelcairo]

Song (instrumental) from the 60s: Juanita Banana. Artist: The Peels.

 

[groopielover]

Derek Tum hehehe

 

[HAYWOOD-YA-BLOME]

mine says
put all of her cloaths back on?????
Haywood

 

[zeero]

please call me...

Dick Gozinya.

 

[dirtierasigetolder]

I knew a guy named "Jack Forester"

 

[joelcairo]

Did he have a buddy named Jack Officer?