What ruins your massage session?

[Thor Jr]

I find myself thinking about the session as i am driving, how just the little things that bothered me. Don't get me wrong, most of the time i drive away with a huge grin on my face and a very happy camper in my pants, but sometimes i just say, what the fudge just happened.

The little things:

Way too much oil, so much that it seems impossible to get it all off without taking multiple showers.

Asking for the money upfront.

Telling me its time for the shower and I'm not even finished and there's still time on the clock and my balls are bluer then Grover on sesame street.

Leaving the room multiple times.

Just a few things that bother me. So, tell us what ruins your sessions.

 

[AirBo]

 

[bodick7]

I hate massage tables... too narrow, you can barely turn around.
It has to be a bed beside if not you can't get much be involved into action...unless you prefer to let yourself relax and have a treat (bj/hj) on it.
Having a FS on one is a bit like a Cirque du soleil routine

 

[IamNY]

When it’s over.

 

[Fradi]

I don’t like the whole massage scene.
Talking to a receptionist, waiting in the room. The sounds from other rooms etc….
Only did it once just to see Sweet Olivia at Massage Rouge ( don’t remember what name she went by there) as I missed out on her when she was an SP.
She was as gorgeous as I thought she would be and a real nice person so it wasn’t a total loss but the whole massage scene and even the service provided was very disappointing.
I doubt I will ever do that again, I will just stick to seeing independent SP who I know and I am sure I will have a fabulous time with.

 

[2fast2slow]

The sounds from other rooms etc….

i love the sounds from other rooms. You never hear the guy, just the girls moaning

It really turns me on when i hear a woman in 'extacy' on the other side of a wall

 

[LC18]

Asking for the money upfront.

I always ask for the money upfront unless it’s a dinner date because I wouldn’t want to make it awkward if we meet at a restaurant.

I don’t really ask, I just expect the person to leave it in plain sight within a few minutes of walking in my incall.

 

[Paykah]

Dogs

 

[2fast2slow]

Dogs

there was once an independant sp who received on Henri Bourassa east. Pretty blond and she was pretty popular. Well she must of had a bad experience because at one point she got a big scary f** rottweiler she wound put in the cage when you arrived. The dog looked like it wanted to rip my throat out, very nasty...I never returned....

 

[dkr_ring]

The wait in the room. I hate to wait more than 5 minutes after the shower.

 

[Thane]

• Interrupting the session to answer the door, phone or text.
• Savage-like nose blowing or throat clearing.
• Becoming more stressed than when you came in because the masseuse’s massage skills are non-existent.

 

[Stan Smith]

During a massage she asked for the extra $ up front at the flip. As I was laying on my back on the table, hard and very excited after much teasing she says: “ veux-tu que je te fasse venir?” i say, yes sure. ”c’est xx$”. Ok… then she says: “peux-tu me donner le $ maintenant?”
she insisted that I get off the table, digging into my pants and my wallet, and gave her the money before she could start the hj…
how is that to ruin a massage session?

 

[Stan Smith]

When the masseuse comments on your physique.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Asking me to flip 5 minutes in

It depends what is to follow, I go to some places where I totally skip the massage, I just wait naked, standing in front of the table, ready to greet my « therapist »!

 

[Thane]

When the masseuse comments on your physique.

I, assume, it was not complimentary. A member told me recently that the masseuse he dealt with told him he had sagging tits. I laughed when I read that but it's a really socially inept comment in that setting.

 

[Thane]

It depends what is to follow, I go to some places where I totally skip the massage, I just wait naked, standing in front of the table, ready to greet my « therapist »!

You're a friendly guy who wants to put the therapist at ease!

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

When the masseuse comments on your physique.

They only comment on how beautiful my dick is!

 

[Mandouke]

When they give you the head massage, you smell the garlic lunch they had.

 

[marky mark]

I always ask for the money upfront unless it’s a dinner date because I wouldn’t want to make it awkward if we meet at a restaurant.

I don’t really ask, I just expect the person to leave it in plain sight within a few minutes of walking in my incall.

I'm with LC on this. Guys, don't make the SP have to ask. Have the money ready when you get there. Does she really have to worry though the session if she's going to get paid? Lay your money down and let the ladies take care of business.

 

[LC18]

1. This thread is pretty shocking. I understand wanting to make sure you’ll get paid for your services but like we say “time & place”. In the midst of the action isn’t the right time.

2. If you expect clients to come fresh and clean. You need to also come fresh and clean. I think in Quebec people say “ce qui est bon pour pitou est bon pour minou” which would translate to “what’s good for doggy is good for kitty”.

3. Commenting on someone’s physique is also a big no-no. It’s normal that you’re not attracted to every single client that walks in, but you don’t have to tell them or make them feel bad about their appearance.

I cannot believe those things are not “common sense” to some people.