What ruins your massage session?

[LC18]

1. This thread is pretty shocking. I understand wanting to make sure you’ll get paid for your services but like we say “time & place”. In the midst of the action isn’t the right time.

2. If you expect clients to come fresh and clean. You need to also come fresh and clean. I think in Quebec people say “ce qui est bon pour pitou est bon pour minou” which would translate to “what’s good for doggy is good for kitty”.

3. Commenting on someone’s physique is also a big no-no. It’s normal that you’re not attracted to every single client that walks in, but you don’t have to tell them or make them feel bad about their appearance.

I cannot believe those things are not “common sense” to some people.

 

[Thor Jr]

They only comment on how beautiful my dick is!

Beauty fades, Cap , length so far has not escaped me. Sorry CF, couldn't resist.

 

[Thane]

1. This thread is pretty shocking. I understand wanting to make sure you’ll get paid for your services but like we say “time & place”. In the midst of the action isn’t the right time.

2. If you expect clients to come fresh and clean. You need to also come fresh and clean. I think in Quebec people say “ce qui est bon pour pitou est bon pour minou” which would translate to “what’s good for doggy is good for kitty”.

3. Commenting on someone’s physique is also a big no-no. It’s normal that you’re not attracted to every single client that walks in, but you don’t have to tell them or make them feel bad about their appearance.

I cannot believe those things are not “common sense” to some people.

Unfortunately, not everyone's emotional intelligence is at the same level.

 

[What's My Name]

I hate massage tables... too narrow, you can barely turn around.
It has to be a bed beside if not you can't get much be involved into action...unless you prefer to let yourself relax and have a treat (bj/hj) on it.
Having a FS on one is a bit like a Cirque du soleil routine

I hate that too having a small massage table, I think only a few times there was a huge one. I am as big person and I am always wondering that when I flip I either fall off or the table breaks lol. I like the bed more.

 

[Aficionado]

I hate that too having a small massage table, I think only a few times there was a huge one. I am as big person and I am always wondering that when I flip I either fall off or the table breaks lol. I like the bed more.

Two things!
1-Greed! and
2- Greed!

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

The moment that spoils my session is when I'm just about to finish.

 

[Thor Jr]

The moment that spoils my session is when I'm just about to finish.

I'm not sure about this double 0, i kind a like the fireworks, its so explosive and sometimes it lasts a bit. Even when its bad its good. Especially when she keeps going and your eyes are locked and she's smiling.

Now what kills it, is when she tosses the box of Kleenex at you and says time to clean up, now that's just not right.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

I'm not sure about this double 0, i kind a like the fireworks, its so explosive and sometimes it lasts a bit. Even when its bad its good. Especially when she keeps going and your eyes are locked and she's smiling.

Now what kills it, is when she tosses the box of Kleenex at you and says time to clean up, now that's just not right.

Oh my goodness, that is absolutely accurate. I love it.

 

[monboy]

massage table collapses

 

[Mandouke]

Stepping on the spunk of the guy before me when I mount the massage table.

 

[DouMan]

I, assume, it was not complimentary. A member told me recently that the masseuse he dealt with told him he had sagging tits. I laughed when I read that but it's a really socially inept comment in that setting.

Tell him to get ready ... older we have sagging balls

 

[Jordd]

When the masseuse comments on your physique.

On that note, I find it annoying when given compliments that are fake. I prefer she say nothing rather than make obviously false statements, like “You’re in great shape. Do you work out?”

 

[envelopes]

Bad massages and the girl thinks shes good at it. Would dig her hand right into my bone.

 

[Mistral]

Lots of good examples mentioned.

Another one: when there's a loud ticking clock nearby.......... TICK TICK TICK TICK

 

[energystar15]

I'm not sure about this double 0, i kind a like the fireworks, its so explosive and sometimes it lasts a bit. Even when its bad its good. Especially when she keeps going and your eyes are locked and she's smiling.

Now what kills it, is when she tosses the box of Kleenex at you and says time to clean up, now that's just not right.

I do love me a good cleanup. I've had an MP toss me the wipes and jump in the shower while I'm still getting my bearings after explosion

 

[DouMan]

Lots of good examples mentioned.

Another one: when there's a loud ticking clock nearby.......... TICK TICK TICK TICK

IN OUT IN OUT
BONG BONG BONG
ughhh

 

[T_rex_dude]

When from the flip to the ending, she places herself in a position where you can only see her back.