Would like to be a driver...
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Mr.Jean.Chretien said:
1. Get ready for the overwhelming smell of cheap perfume, cigarettes, and weed.
2. Get a prescription for paxil or valium
3. Get a GPS
4. Get to know the location of every hotel, all-night coffee shop, gas station and dep. that sell phone cards.
Honestly, the trick doesn't care about the car, the girl, maybe a little, and the agency isn't paying more or less for a nice car over a beater.
I would like to be the Towel boy
Job description: Rub down each lady all over with olive oil and coconut scented body lotion after a hot steamy shower and then give full body massage all over their gorgeous nubian bodies before buffing them silly...um..with a towel.
Job description: Rub down each lady all over with olive oil and coconut scented body lotion after a hot steamy shower and then give full body massage all over their gorgeous nubian bodies before buffing them silly...um..with a towel.
lol - i lke that
I've also got a trunk to stock cigarettes, beer, pillows, handcuffs, weed, lube, condoms, thongs, sex toys etc...
But seriously, if there are HDL's/independants looking for a chauffeur/driver - perhaps I could assist. Just looking to make some extra cash on the side...
also - can work days
I've also got a trunk to stock cigarettes, beer, pillows, handcuffs, weed, lube, condoms, thongs, sex toys etc...
But seriously, if there are HDL's/independants looking for a chauffeur/driver - perhaps I could assist. Just looking to make some extra cash on the side...
also - can work days
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Free Condoms for Sex Workers
Don't forget the location of Stella, Cactus and Spectre du Rue, so they can pick up all the condoms they need paid for by Health Canada as part of their harm reduction campaign!
Also both Stella and Cactus offer free anonymous STI testing on a regular basis, stop by to find out when the next clinic is.
Ronnie,
Naughtylady
Don't forget the location of Stella, Cactus and Spectre du Rue, so they can pick up all the condoms they need paid for by Health Canada as part of their harm reduction campaign!
Also both Stella and Cactus offer free anonymous STI testing on a regular basis, stop by to find out when the next clinic is.
Ronnie,
Naughtylady
Wasn`t there a similar thread a few month ago?
https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45872&highlight=driver
Found it in less than 2 minutes!
https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45872&highlight=driver
Found it in less than 2 minutes!
just means it's not a compact, beaten down, or rusted.
and for cold days the seats are heated.
my regular schedule varies, so I have time to drive during the week
and for cold days the seats are heated.
my regular schedule varies, so I have time to drive during the week
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Mr.Jean.Chretien said:
does that help?
aside from that...well I'll leave the speculation of other motivations to others, but really, don't worry over it...
lgna69xxx said:
I'd love to be a driver, but alas don't live in a town with a decent escort industry. I'd be tempted to move to Ottawa, Montreal or Toronto if I had a sure thing lined up.
For me, I like to drive, and sit on my fat ass. Also I am a chronic reader and enjoy a bit of the old CBC and NPR occasionally if they have something decent on, so downtime, not a problem. That and my financial needs are modest. As for freebees, being a fugly chud, I doubt it. Also I can scrape enough charm to be nice and friendly, but not enough to overcome the fugly chudness.
ok - you got me
let's just say i wouldn't refuse a freebie should it be offered...unless of course it's against the "code" of driving.
Yes, my tool below the equator is always huge motivator, but in this case it's not the primary one.
let's just say i wouldn't refuse a freebie should it be offered...unless of course it's against the "code" of driving.
Yes, my tool below the equator is always huge motivator, but in this case it's not the primary one.
Mr.Jean.Chretien said:
I bet Mr. Jean Chretien drive a sweet new shiny Maybach.
I did not know that "Serving" the people of Canada for over 10 years as Prime Minister makes you that rich.
Thank God for Stephen Harper.
ps.: Houray on my 100 th post. What a milestone!. Probably one of my finest zinger.
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Maybach...not yet. But did see one yesterday outside westmount square (was having lunch with Paul Martin at Taverne).
I like Stephen Harper as well. I think we should permanently stay in Afghanistan (you know, to make sure that the poppy seed industry doesn't fall into the wrong hands and to make sure the new oil pipeline that is never spoken about is protected by the sons and daughters of Canadians) just like the Russians, the taliban fight is not as it appears - they have negotiated terms and conditions of living togther - now it's about maintaining a open and permanent channel into Pakistan.
BTW - at least I only spoke out of one side of my mouth...lol
I like Stephen Harper as well. I think we should permanently stay in Afghanistan (you know, to make sure that the poppy seed industry doesn't fall into the wrong hands and to make sure the new oil pipeline that is never spoken about is protected by the sons and daughters of Canadians) just like the Russians, the taliban fight is not as it appears - they have negotiated terms and conditions of living togther - now it's about maintaining a open and permanent channel into Pakistan.
BTW - at least I only spoke out of one side of my mouth...lol
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Usually the luxury car have to be an old Toyota Corolla, or an even older Sunbird... Unless it's an upscale Maxima 1992... 
I've never seen "luxury car" for drivers. As far as German cars, maybe an old Jetta but usually not... The Corolla or old Maxima are the most exotic I never seen.
Oops! I forgot a small detail... If you get cough by the various transport authorities, get ready to pay a fine equivalent to at least a few monthly payments of your luxury German car! Drivers are considered as offering a taxi service and should have all the legal permits and insurances. Without that, you're illegal. Plus, if cops really want to bust you, they can try to build a file to the effect your customers are mostly escorts, thus enabling them to accuse you of "living of the avails of prostitution".
Still worth it?
I've never seen "luxury car" for drivers. As far as German cars, maybe an old Jetta but usually not... The Corolla or old Maxima are the most exotic I never seen.
Oops! I forgot a small detail... If you get cough by the various transport authorities, get ready to pay a fine equivalent to at least a few monthly payments of your luxury German car! Drivers are considered as offering a taxi service and should have all the legal permits and insurances. Without that, you're illegal. Plus, if cops really want to bust you, they can try to build a file to the effect your customers are mostly escorts, thus enabling them to accuse you of "living of the avails of prostitution".
Still worth it?
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on second thought...
I'll stick to my diet pepsi...
changed my mind about driving, seriously.
thanks to everyone for their input.
I'll stick to my diet pepsi...
changed my mind about driving, seriously.
thanks to everyone for their input.
In case you start thinking about it again another thing that wasnt already
mentionned is that the drivers are also the muscle/security. If there's ever
problems with clients its the driver that handles it. You have to risk your
health and safety in order to make sure that the agency owner aka pimp gets
his money and girls are well taken care of.
mentionned is that the drivers are also the muscle/security. If there's ever
problems with clients its the driver that handles it. You have to risk your
health and safety in order to make sure that the agency owner aka pimp gets
his money and girls are well taken care of.
master_bates said:
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
HIHIHIHIH!!!!!!!
When i was working for agencies most of the drivers were old men unable to inspire fear in anybody!!!!!! Definitely not muscle men! Security? They were gone as soon as they dropped me off to go pick uo/ drop off the next girl! The only thing they had going for me in terms of security is that someone knew where I was and when I should be finished so if it went missing it would be noticed! For the most part they did not even know my real name!
Ronnie,
Naughtylady
