Would you have sex with a midget?
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Hahaha...I'm an open-minded guy, besides that, being a midget she might think I have a really big ____. 
The lady in the jeans looks nice.
Wow that just isn't on my radar of must do's before I die but never say never. I think I might have to even do the strap-on before I tackle that one.
There was a fairly well known HDH a year or two back who had an unnatural fear of midgets. I kept threatening to arrange a surprise duo for her. She was bi and one night I actually had arranged a surprise for her with one of Montreal's best women. I told her I'd finally found a midget sp who would be arriving shortly. You should have seen her face turn white in about 3 seconds. I can be such an ass sometimes
Wow that just isn't on my radar of must do's before I die but never say never. I think I might have to even do the strap-on before I tackle that one.
There was a fairly well known HDH a year or two back who had an unnatural fear of midgets. I kept threatening to arrange a surprise duo for her. She was bi and one night I actually had arranged a surprise for her with one of Montreal's best women. I told her I'd finally found a midget sp who would be arriving shortly. You should have seen her face turn white in about 3 seconds. I can be such an ass sometimes
Special K said:...besides that, being a midget she might think I have a really big ____.
*sigh* ... It always comes down to this with you guys!
I know another trick to make a woman think you have a big... tool! I'll whisper it in your ear when we finally meet.
Possum Trot said:There was a fairly well known HDH a year or two back who had an unnatural fear of midgets. I kept threatening to arrange a surprise duo for her. She was bi and one night I actually had arranged a surprise for her with one of Montreal's best women. I told her I'd finally found a midget sp who would be arriving shortly. You should have seen her face turn white in about 3 seconds. I can be such an ass sometimes
There was also a fairly well known hdh a few years back who once told me that one of her regulars a few years earlier had been a midget & even though she was apprenhensive about how to 'proceed' when initially meeting him, he eventually became one of her favorite clients.
Yep! Kinda ranks right up there with "dwarf tossing."10-19 said:Threads like these bring out the best in human nature.
Do they still do that in some placesUmmm, just have to say, some of these posts really sound discriminatory against someone just because of their hight. What does how tall someone is have to do with how and who they are as a person? I'm sure some will say "it's all in fun" but, do we have any posts about skin colour " just in fun"?
Just something to think about.
Just something to think about.
sinbad said:Do midget escorts charge by the inch??
sinbad
no but they are double the price since they are harder to find
Doc Holliday said:Upon further reflection, i did have sex with a midget on several occasions. Sure, she was midget...but one hot midget!
This is something that you forgot ?
Possum Trot said:This is something that you forgot ?
Like i said in other threads, i have a bad memory & it's getting worse with age. Too many concussions in my brief hockey career, i've finally been told.
Does someone who's 4'10" qualify as a midget?
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