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    Question Angel or Bitch Face

    When the time comes to select a SP, what do you prefer the most : a SP with an angel or a bitch face?

    Not long ago, there was a thread whose subject was the SP with the most beautiful face. What I want to know right know is that if sometimes you are enclined to book a SP that you don't find particularly beautiful but you end up booking her because she looks like a bitch.

    Habitually I prefer to book a SP with a beautiful face. But if I am honest with myself I'm almost shy to confess that one day I would like to have sex with a girl that I don't find beautiful but nonetheless exuding raw sexuality.

    I can give you an example right now. Even though I find the actress Sandra Bernhard butt ugly I would like to bang her because she looks like a bitch. The same thing with the porn actresses Janet Jacme (Afro-American), Lucy Lee (Asian) or Stephanie Swift (White). They are ugly but I would like to bang them.

    What do you prefer, a SP with an angel or a bitch face?
    Last edited by protagoras; 07-10-2005 at 08:38 AM.
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    Clarification?

    Do you mean a 'bitch face' as in mean disposition or sour puss? No offense but I just don't find Sandra Bernhard attractive at all, even in a bitchy way. I agree with you though that she has a bitchy attitude or demeanor in the way she carries herself. From time to time I have thought to myself that I would like to hate f**k some girl because she is such an outrageous bitch. Is that what you are getting at?

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    By a «Bitch Face» I mean a girl that is ugly by general standards - I'm sure that everybody will agree here that Sandra Bernhard is ugly - but despite that she still exudes a kind of animal sexuality by her demeanour. A girl with a body to die for, but with no face to match it.

    I'll try to formulate it in another way:
    Bitch face: the kind of girl that when you look at her you know that she's a whore.
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    Talking Explanation understood

    Answer...When I book an SP its so I can be guaranteed to get a beautiful girl without having to put in a months time of courting her first. With all due respect I just don't see the point of booking a girl who, as you say, is ugly.
    You could do that for free on any given night at most bars. Perhaps you have discovered a niche market though, "Bitch Escorts of Montreal...the ugliest girls guaranteed or your money back!" LOL! By the way if you consider Lucy Liu ugly your standards must be the highest in North America! You are talking about the hot Asian chick from Charlies Angels, right?!

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    Smile Lucy Lee not lucy Liu

    The Asian porn actress that I find ugly is Lucy Lee, not Lucy Liu (the convential actress).

    http://www.qualityasians.com/galleri...e/index37.html

    HonestAbe said:

    With all due respect I just don't see the point of booking a girl who, as you say, is ugly. You could do that for free on any given night at most bars.

    Ugly girls in bars are not sexual goddess! The're just plain ugly...loosers of some sort!
    I mean a girl that looks like a bitch. You can deduce by the way she behaves that she is a slut, that she will do «nasty» or kinky things that other girls won't do and that she appears to very experienced in bed.
    Last edited by protagoras; 07-10-2005 at 07:47 AM.
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    Thumbs down great question Prot...

    For myself, it follows a sort of curve... While i prefer the angel look in my youngest sps (ie.18-22), i tend to favour the slutty look in my older ones (ie.24-25 and above) .

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    Talking Old Proverb

    When I was much younger, an older fraternity brother told me that I was wasting my time with the good looking girls, I was with one at the time he told me this and she got a kick out of his 'wisdom'. He pointed to the large, ugly girl he was working his magic on that night and told me that she would be much better in bed than my dainty princess girlfriend. I smiled and asked him how he figured that. He said "Because every time a fat girl f**ks she f**ks like its the last time she ever will since she doesn't know if she will ever get it again."

    I think I understand what Protagoras is trying to point out here and it is not without merit. Thanks for the clarification about Lucy Lee versus Lucy Liu, for a second I was worried for you because I thought of how small your "talent pool" would be if your standards were indeed that high. In addition since you mentioned the previous thread about 'Most Beautiful Face' maybe we could get one started right here for "SP who was so ugly she scared a year off my life when I opened the door to greet her."

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnyb
    I just wanted to be sure that I understood you correctly that you consider Stephanie Swift ugly. You are referring to the porn star right?

    If so, then I say you must have EXTREMELY high standards. Heck, I thought I was hard to please.

    Here's a picture of Stepahny Swift. I let the people judge...

    For me she is definitely not very good looking. Not a Brianna Banks, a Inari Vachs or a Tera Patrick.

    http://www.dvdtalk.com/adult/avn2003/avn18.html

    I think the best example of a girl with a bitch face is Tabitha Stevens. I hope this can help to understand my question.
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    protagoras,

    Ooops, I got her mixed up with another porn star. There was another one who used the last name as Swift I think, but she was far prettier. Now that you mention its this one, I may have to retract my statement.

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    Smile Bitch Faced

    "Bitch faced" is not part of the subjective ugly/angel scale nor is it
    the slut look which ranges from the look that says "get me out of
    here and to the nearest bed" to " if you think that is kinky you
    ain't seen nothing yet."

    Basically "bitch faced" is the look:

    1.) you see when a better looking female decides to
    steal another's boyfriend just to hurt and because
    she can.

    2.) you may see on a female professional - lawyer etc.
    when she has been bested or embarrassed.

    3.) you see on a female LE on a power trip that comes
    with a gun and badge.Extend to US Customs &
    Immigration.

    It has nothing to do with a subjective ugly/angel scale
    but when you see it you know it will curdle milk at a
    hundred paces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by protagoras
    Even though I find the actress Sandra Bernhard butt ugly I would like to bang her because she looks like a bitch.
    I agree. check out King of Comedy - the Deniro flick. her scenes with a tied up Jerry Lewis are kind of hot, not because of her looks, but because she's acting like a total slut

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