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    MERB agencies fibbing about age

    Agency advertisement: 19yo 5'4"
    Meet girl
    I ask how old are you by the way?
    22
    Oh, you look nice how tall are you?
    5'6"

    ...

    Happens a quite a bit.

    How big a sin is this in the eyes of fellow merbites? Should we call out advertisers when this happens? Does anyone else care?

    I mention this because I just saw a girl on a page with advertised age of 19, and I saw her when she was at a different agency like a year or ago and I KNOW she was in her 20s then. She must be 23 or 24 by now. But I don't want to start outing MERB agencies, because I generally book with my merb name. And it seems like every other agency does this to some degree or another.

    Sorry, wanted to vent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonguy View Post
    Does anyone else care?
    No

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonguy View Post
    Does anyone else care?
    I don't... Unless we talk of bigger difference... like 10 yrs or 10+ pounds...
    Height never a concern for me.

    This subject has been covered already but can't remember where...

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    There is an agency which advertises one of its SPs every night as a "New Hot Blonde". The lady in question is below average facially, had gained 20 lbs between the first and second time I saw her and, having worked since 2012 for the same agency for about a year, is hardly new and cannot still be 19 even if she was when I first saw her. Some of that agency's new SPs tempt me, but even with face and mid-section pics, they have lost my trust so I never call them.

    I am used to weights being understated by 10 -20 pounds. Out of curiosity, I asked a GoodGirls and an Asservissante SP to weigh themselves on my scale. Not only were their descriptions otherwise accurate, but they actually weighed slightly less than listed. Guess which agencies I call?

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    5 years difference... unless good reason is the max of what is acceptable
    10 Pound also...

    Over that big of a difference, its a bit too much to me... but if the girl is a gem, i may let it pass lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halloween Mike View Post
    personally

    5 years difference... unless good reason is the max of what is acceptable
    10 Pound also...

    Over that big of a difference, its a bit too much to me... but if the girl is a gem, i may let it pass lol

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    Agree as well, but I always wonder...why? Deliberate deception I understand, you figure nobody will hire your fat ass if you bill yourself at an accurate 168 pounds so you lie in your ads and list yourself at 130 lbs in hopes I don't flip out and hire a crane to remove you from my hotel room. I understand that, don't like when it happens, but that's why there are reviews.
    What I don't understand is why there is slight differences....why 24 when you're 26? Why 5'6" when you're 5'4"? Personally I have no interest (ok, little interest) in girls who are 19. So if you're telling me your 19, you've automically eliminated yourself if I'm shopping for 23-24 year-olds, even though you may be closer to that age. There's a 1000 products for 1000 tastes, all lying does is jeopordize your chances. I once had a 32 massage girl tell me she felt she was lucky that she looked 24. Was all I could do to not spit out my water. I just nodded in agreement, what I should have done is order that she change the funhouse mirrors she is now using at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lube View Post
    AWhat I don't understand is why there is slight differences....why 24 when you're 26? Why 5'6" when you're 5'4"? Personally I have no interest (ok, little interest) in girls who are 19. So if you're telling me your 19, you've automically eliminated yourself if I'm shopping for 23-24 year-olds, even though you may be closer to that age. There's a 1000 products for 1000 tastes, all lying does is jeopordize your chances.
    I couldn't agree more...on all counts.
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    Making a small lie about age, height or weight is the same thing as using a fake name or removing a tattoo in a photo - it helps them hide their identity in case someone is looking for them. Sure some of it is marketing, but it is all part of becoming a different person, separate from who they really are. Besides, what woman tells the truth about their age or weight? I've had friends who never knew the weight of their girlfriend or wife and some never even knew their exact age either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halloween Mike View Post
    5 years difference... unless good reason is the max of what is acceptable
    10 Pound also...
    To be more fair, lets say +/- 10, 15 or 20% of actual value. It's like a form of tipping. I'm a generous client and I have no problem with a little extra on age or weight. Some others are more strict and will not go over the values listed.

    18 = up to 22
    23 = up to 27
    35 = up to 41
    40 = up to 46

    (Also sometime, they write 115 pounds, but it's really 115 kg. Just a simple typo )
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptRenault View Post
    I find that the older girls are more experienced and often give better service.
    Quite true. However, I wonder how many girls I've passed on because they've been listed as 19 or 20, when in fact they're considerably older and, hence, within my range.
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    I am more interested in how they look and the services provided.

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    I don't care!!!

    My concern is her looks and service also...
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    Sam Klemmons / Benson on the other board is thrashing this thread and he is the one who bitches the most about a 18 year old actually being 19. Now they let him use both handles there. He even replies to a samklemmons thread as benson.
    As for myself I do not see someone under 22 hoping that the 22 year old is 25+. Service is the most important.
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