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    asparagus vs. pineapple

    Question for before tonight....

    I'm going to be coming in a girl's mouth tonight
    and I told her I would be eating asparagus which would
    make it taste better,
    but now I am second guessing that because of the
    strong smell we all know it causes in urine.

    A friend says pineapple works best.

    So anybody know? What do you guys think?


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    Try Garlic. It enlivens the flavor of any food.

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    I heard cranberry juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by EagerBeaver
    Try Garlic. It enlivens the flavor of any food.
    Hey Beav: Welcome back to MERB !!!

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    Pineapple does make a difference; I do not know about asparagus.

    An all meat diet makes a horrible taste

    This is all anecdotal evidence from personal experience.

    They will forget what you said,
    they will forget what you did,
    but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

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    I wonder how much earlier you would have to eat the pineapple? It would be covenient if you could just dash down to the bar for a pina colada before your date arrives.

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    You might want to re-think this. I love asparagus but can barely stand my husband's cum after he's eaten any. It's fairly awful. Pineapple's good, though.
    Just Little Old Me

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    Volume ?

    Anything to help increase the volume or affect its consistency?

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    Amino acids such as L-Arginine and L-Lysine, zinc, and the Horny Goat Weed plant are all said to help up quantity, as is increasing your daily fluid intake.

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    How can I improve the taste of my semen?

    Many of our more chivalrous readers have sought to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners, and I wish that I could give them all some firm directions towards doing so. But this is a subject that continues to be cluttered by myths and, these old wives' tips aside, there is simply no single recipe for preparing a tastier load. The reason for this is that taste is, well, just that, a matter of taste! One woman's sugar will be another woman's poison. So rather than pointing you towards a particular menu, let's look at the alleged effects of certain foods on ejaculation.

    Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels.

    How can I make my semen thicker?

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    While there is a lack of supporting scientific evidence, a number of ingredients are said to help thicken up semen. Because of their protein content, egg whites and gelatin are often recommended. Wheat germ, omega-3 oils, selenium, and zinc are all also believed to improve consistency.

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