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    Is there an end to female wickedness?

    Perusing the Internet I found this article coming from a Brazilian newspaper in São José do Rio Preto (which is a middle size town located in the North-East of the state of São Paulo).

    http://www.regiaonoroeste.com/portal...s.php?id=29854

    Here is my (rough) translation of the article:

    A WOMAN SPREAD POISON IN HER VAGINA IN ORDER TO KILL HER HUSBAND DURING CUNILINGUS

    Last week, an unusual occurrence was recorded in Rio Preto's 4th Police District. It concerns an investigation for attempted murder. What is unusual about this story is the nature of the complaint: a man went to a cop and told him that after a fight with his wife she put a toxic product in her vagina and ask him to perform cunilingus on her.

    Nimble, the husband smelled the product before tasting the poison and he became suspicious of the intention of the wicked woman. The complaint was recorded by the police officer Walter Colacino Jr., who - given the unusual version - ordered an investigation of the details of the affair before taking any action
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    From now on, I'll never have sex after a fight with my girlfriend.
    Last edited by protagoras; 04-14-2011 at 11:48 AM.
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    Sexo sin pecado es como huevo sin sal (Le sexe sans péché est comme un œuf sans sel/Sex without sin is like an egg without salt) [Carlos Fuentes]

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    I call bogus. Poison would get absorbed by the woman's body and she'd be dead too. The guy wanted revenge, not the woman.

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    Hoax

    The Internet is filled with hoaxes and it amazes me that people continue to fall prey to them. A few years ago when the Brazilian plane went down there were supposed photographs of the cabin before the crash. Another hoax. All that threads like this do is empower the would be hoaxsters as they realize that their potential victims are alive and well on MERB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by protagoras View Post
    From now on, I'll never have sex after a fight with my girlfriend.


    and miss the make out sex? it is so intense!loll

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    Fake, the vagina absorbs poisons and drugs, so she would be dead. Even your outer skin can absorb drugs and poison, but not as fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod 11 View Post
    I call bogus. Poison would get absorbed by the woman's body and she'd be dead too. The guy wanted revenge, not the woman.
    LOL,

    Sounds like an Austin Powers script.

    Yeah, it's ludicrous. But what gets me is it's also selfish to make the guy serve her before killing him. At least put it on your lips and serve me once more before I go...BABY!

    Cheers,

    Merlot
    Last edited by Merlot; 04-15-2011 at 06:18 PM.

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    I'm very disappointed with your reaction of skepticism because my dear friend Edir Macedo sweared to me that this story is true!!!!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edir_Macedo

    There is a missing element in that news: the alleged killer woman is in fact an alien that was seen in the region of Vagina...oups sorry Varginha. That explains why her vagina's was poison resistant!!!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varginha_UFO_incident
    ἄνθρωπος μέτρον
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    Sexo sin pecado es como huevo sin sal (Le sexe sans péché est comme un œuf sans sel/Sex without sin is like an egg without salt) [Carlos Fuentes]

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    If you can absorb nicotine through a patch on your arm, surely the poison absorbed through the vagina would have killed her quickly

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    hmm....I've smelled some vaginas that I could swear were toxic - all this time I chalked it up to hygiene .... now I'm thinking I could have been killed.

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    I know a woman so wicked, that when she wanted to break up with her BF she let the new guy fuck her and then tricked the outgoing BF eat her pussy. True story.

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