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    Lightbulb Where is Eager Beaver?

    Anyone know the whereabouts of Eager Beaver? I'm just wondering because I haven't seen any posting from the venerable EB for a while. If you're still on Merb EB, hey. I hope you're doing well.

    Regardless of whether one agrees with him or not, Eager Beaver has made significant contributions on Merb, IMHO.


    What has been some of EB's comments you found insightful and/or useful?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kansas Frank View Post

    What has been some of EB`s comments you found insightful and/or useful?
    I`d have to go with this one #4274!LMAO!!
    Last edited by Special K; 01-03-2012 at 03:01 AM.
    Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) English, motherfu*ker, do you speak it?

    Typical Yankee fan in the Merb Sports Section!! Bwwaahh.

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    EB is a cool guy. I love it when he lashes out at people, too gangster. He goes from being a lawyer to being John Gotti in a matter of seconds, always makes my day.

    I'm assuming he's on vacation. He used to keep us informed about a lot of things, including what the latest news was. Entertaining guy.

    Did you PM him? because that way at least it will go to his email box and there's a better chance he'll check that.

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    Maybe he is on tour with Lady Gaga or is in Latin America scouting for the Yankees. Either way, he cannot go wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovemaker View Post
    EB is a cool guy. I love it when he lashes out at people, too gangster. He goes from being a lawyer to being John Gotti in a matter of seconds, always makes my day.

    I'm assuming he's on vacation. He used to keep us informed about a lot of things, including what the latest news was. Entertaining guy.

    Did you PM him? because that way at least it will go to his email box and there's a better chance he'll check that.
    When I originally created this handle I used an email that I no longer even have and when I went to change my PM notification settings here on Merb to reflect my current email I got completely locked out of Merb for awhile and had to get in touch with Fred Zed and the Mods to fix it. What a pain in the balls that was. Anyway, point is when I get a PM I don't get an email, which sucks!!
    Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) English, motherfu*ker, do you speak it?

    Typical Yankee fan in the Merb Sports Section!! Bwwaahh.

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    Yeah i know what you mean Special K, that does suck. Hopefully EB can receive them in his mail.

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    I had the same problem with my email and PM, Special K. Fred Zed finally got me back my window seat to Montreal's Hobbyland.

    Lovemaker -- I competely agree with your points. I often find myself agreeing with EB too easily until I hear other Merbites' views. EB is very educational and yes, almost always entertaining. To his credit, he sometimes argues his points to their logical conclusions, even if others (equally erudite Merbites) have correctly pointed out flaws in his arguments.

    I hope you're right I69x. I recall a fellow Merbite who was hospitalized because of a heart procedure but recovered fully . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Special K View Post
    I'd have to go with this one #4274!
    That's pretty funny -- I meant it in a good way, EB and SK. (SK -- you know how to push EB's buttons.)

    EB does not like to lose; he truly is one of those lawyers who represents his clients zealously, as required of him by his professional code of ethics.

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    I heard that his father died of a heart attack on Dec 17 and had to go back home to North Korea take over the family business.

    I also heard that he is is of fighting crime as a Beaver themed superhero.

    Also heard that he is in prison because he shot a guy in Reno just to watch him die... or because the guy made fun of him for making fun of his real name Sue.

    Perhaps he is in epic combat with Chuck Norris for control of the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasisname View Post
    I heard that his father died of a heart attack on Dec 17 and had to go back home to North Korea take over the family business.
    hahaahahaha. I heard he was busy occupying wall street

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    Quote Originally Posted by Special K View Post
    I`d have to go with this one #4274!LMAO!!
    You know, at first I didn`t realize that #4274 was a link. My first impression is that it was his room number at the Hyatt where the legendary underwear incident took place.
    The mounties always get their man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Special K View Post
    I`d have to go with this one #4274!LMAO!!
    LOL,

    That was a pure EB Classic. But the best of EB had too be touring the hotel in just his underwear all the way to the to the front desk. But he failed to mention there were proposals...from both sides of the aisle.

    Despite his often gross partisan bias, EB is the only Yankee fan who knows how to construct a comprehensive argument.

    Quote Originally Posted by wasisname View Post
    I heard that his father died of a heart attack on Dec 17 and had to go back home to North Korea take over the family business.

    I also heard that he is is of fighting crime as a Beaver themed superhero.

    Also heard that he is in prison because he shot a guy in Reno just to watch him die... or because the guy made fun of him for making fun of his real name Sue.

    Perhaps he is in epic combat with Chuck Norris for control of the universe.
    I heard Janet Reno happened to be at the same hotel where he made his famous skivvy promenade and was impressed with his FRUIT of the loom. She is now keeping him as her personal BDSM boy toy...and spends his off time writing critical reviews of chicken brands from around the world.

    Still, why do I get the feeling Rumples knows where the body is buried. I also heard the two met for lunch at Reuben`s and EB said some "stupid shit" just once too often.

    The Onion reports an unidentified Connecticut lawyer in Haiti became irate (AGAIN) when the hotel`s wifi was too slow and suddenly appeared at the front desk where he fired a semi-automatic assault weapon at the staff but was too upset to hit anyone. He is being held incognito as he awaits trial.

    In other news there`s a rumor A-Rod has found true love and recently spent $8.5 million on a size 48, 18 carat diamond ring and $2.8 million on a huge self-waxing order for his ...ahem..."bride/groom-to-be".

    Cheers,

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    maybe he got stuck in a remote island and has no internet connection other wise he find merb somehow

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    i'm glad EB is on vacation... shows the guy's actually living a life instead of trollin' this site 365 raging on ppl out of sheer bitterness.

    there better be a recap of activities when ur back EB!

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    One of my favorite EB moments was when he argued with another Merbit, who indicated he was a surgeon, the plain meaning of "invasive surgery" on a thread concerning anal sex. EB argued that invasive surgery is sometimes done without invading the body.

    I'm thinking EB is in Cuba being groomed to take over Cuba from the Castro brothers ; EB will likely turn Cuba into the Amsterdam of the Americas in order to bring Cuba into the 20th century.

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