Golden Rules for Hobbying

[Tomato Soup]

Golden rule #38 - Never accept sloppy seconds.

 

[joelcairo]

Golden rule #38 - Never accept sloppy seconds.

Tell it to Mr. Phaneuf.

 

[evillethings]

So how does "Sloppy Seconds" translate in the Hobby World... a lady who doesn't wash or rinse after CIM and moves onto the next client? Or would it be an SP who's got so much tube lube in them that it starts to splash out with every plunge?

 

[sweetwater]

So how does "Sloppy Seconds" translate in the Hobby World... a lady who doesn't wash or rinse after CIM and moves onto the next client? Or would it be an SP who's got so much tube lube in them that it starts to splash out with every plunge?

Eeewwwwwwwww. But, if it's a decent flavor.....
Sweetwater

 

[PaperMaker]

I have suggestion for the rules:

Be on time.
- Not too soon (a lady needs time to prepare for her man's arrival... and we don't like to be rushed!)
- Not too late (a lady gets pissed off when her man is late!... and usually he just gets a shorter session)

What does an acceptable delay looks like? Well, no more than 2min early and no more than 5min late.

"Unacceptable!", you say? Well, these days, all the cellphones have a clock that's adjusted with servers on the net. We almost all have the same time give or take 1-2min. So it's totally acceptable. How do we know it's acceptable? Most of our clients respect it without us mentioning it!

Then, why are we mentioning it? Because it's a good thing to know.
Just wait a minute or two in the lobby to make it just perfect for you companion and she will appreciate it.

Mind you, this is what we prefer, so you be the judge.
It's like every other golden rule, you strive for perfection, it doesn't mean you obtain it.

It is the same as for the other party, is not it

Au Plaisir !!!

PaperMaker

 

[Mw66]

This seems to be a legendary post worthy of a bump. All points still applicable 12 years later.

Rules 2 and 7 are key!