I`d have to go with this one
#4274! LMAO!! :crazy::lol:
LOL,
That was a pure EB Classic. But the best of EB had too be touring the hotel in just his underwear all the way to the to the front desk. But he failed to mention there were proposals...from both sides of the aisle.
Despite his often gross partisan bias, EB is the only Yankee fan who knows how to construct a comprehensive argument.
I heard that his father died of a heart attack on Dec 17 and had to go back home to North Korea take over the family business.
I also heard that he is is of fighting crime as a Beaver themed superhero.
Also heard that he is in prison because he shot a guy in Reno just to watch him die... or because the guy made fun of him for making fun of his real name Sue.
Perhaps he is in epic combat with Chuck Norris for control of the universe.
I heard Janet Reno happened to be at the same hotel where he made his famous skivvy promenade and was impressed with his FRUIT of the loom. She is now keeping him as her personal BDSM boy toy...and spends his off time writing critical reviews of chicken brands from around the world. :thumb:
Still, why do I get the feeling Rumples knows where the body is buried. I also heard the two met for lunch at Reuben`s and EB said some "stupid shit" just once too often. :noidea: :nod:
The Onion reports an unidentified Connecticut lawyer in Haiti became irate (AGAIN) when the hotel`s wifi was too slow and suddenly appeared at the front desk where he fired a semi-automatic assault weapon at the staff but was too upset to hit anyone. He is being held incognito as he awaits trial.
In other news there`s a rumor A-Rod has found true love and recently spent $8.5 million on a size 48, 18 carat diamond ring and $2.8 million on a huge self-waxing order for his ...ahem..."bride/groom-to-be".
Cheers,
Merlot