Being an SP is tough.

[Numerati]

LOL. In some hilarious and yet very annoying circumstance my cell phone number is posted on some escort website somewhere. Since around 11:30 am this morning I am getting tons of text and phone calls for my incall rates. And the kinds of messages and texts I am getting are really head scratching to put it lightly. These dudes need to learn how to talk to people and women in general lol. Okay end of rant. Ha ha.

For all you indies who answer their own emails and texts I bow to you. I am not an SP btw lol.

 

[Robichouuu]

I can only imagine the nonsense these ladies have to put up with. Not sure why some people need to be this way.

 

[testingsite]

In some hilarious and yet very annoying circumstance my cell phone number is posted on some escort website somewhere.

Seems to me, it is very unusual thing to happen to someone. Did you do anything recently which might make a SP very angry and she might have done this?

 

[Numerati]

This is an example

 

[Numerati]

Seems to me, it is very unusual thing to happen to someone. Did you do anything recently which might make a SP very angry and she might have done this?

No idea. Last time I hobbied was in Sept 2015. I mean if I pissed any SP off she is getting back at me now?

 

[testingsite]

No idea. Last time I hobbied was in Sept 2015. I mean if I pissed any SP off she is getting back at me now?

I see... Well, on a positive note, you are getting lots of complements about your butt hole which probably you have never received before .

 

[Numerati]

I don’t even shave my ass and if they saw the actual butthole, my butthole, they will be surely disappointed.

 

[Numerati]

Oh found the culprit. The escort put in one wrong digit in her phone number and the number is linked to my cell. The digit should be a 3 and not a 4. Doh! One of these guys sent me the link lol

 

[Numerati]

Here is the lowdown and got to the bottom of this as some of these guys gave me the link to her ad. This is her ad. Her number is 353 after the area code. But she puts down 453 which is my number.
You Montreal guys don’t know how lucky you are. Not only your women are top notch in looks they also have a brain too.

 

[EagerBeaver]

You are finding out how the other side lives and what they have to respond to, so it's an educational experience. Which actually more guys on MERB should have. But this is the lower end of the business so none of this really surprises me.

 

[Numerati]

If she has a pimp he is going to beat her silly for not bringing in the $$$$ for this mix up. LOL.

Two words - Proof Read.

 

[2fast2slow]

This is an example

i must be getting old, but these text exchanges don't seem like they are in english to me...

 

[Numerati]

i must be getting old, but these text exchanges don't seem like they are in english to me...

The one I posted is one of those rare ones that consists of something that resembles a sentence. There are others that is not even worth mentioning. Like what Eager said this is low ball stuff here.

 

[Mistral]

That is pretty funny, glad you are taking it in stride.

 

[minutemenX]

LOL. In some hilarious and yet very annoying circumstance my cell phone number is posted on some escort website somewhere. Since around 11:30 am this morning I am getting tons of text and phone calls for my incall rates. And the kinds of messages and texts I am getting are really head scratching to put it lightly. These dudes need to learn how to talk to people and women in general lol. Okay end of rant. Ha ha.

For all you indies who answer their own emails and texts I bow to you. I am not an SP btw lo

You probably know this joke

“ Yesterday I was trying to tie shoelaces on the horse racetrack and felt somebody on my back.

-So, what happened?

-Came first”

In the spirit of this joke, you can probably make tons of money very fast

 

[Halloween Mike]

That is a sad reality. In a perfect world every clients would be polite and nice. But it seem there is tons of peoples who just don't care.

I dunno if my way of contacting SPs or agencies is the best, but usually it goes...

Agency : Hi (booker name), its HM, could i see (sp name) on (insert day) between 1pm and 7pm, for 1h. Thanks

Indy : Hi, i saw your ads on merbs, would love to meet you on (insert day) between (insert times) for 1h, would it be possible?

If no services are listed i may ask about them, but again very politely. I seen some form of US escorts introductions and those are very elaborated, way too much for me, but i think my aproach ain't bad.

I just don't get the dudes that goes like "hey, you avail" and expect an answer...

 

[Numerati]

That is pretty funny, glad you are taking it in stride.

That ad came out at 11:05am yesterday. At around 11:30 I started to be bombarded with text messages and phone calls. I thought it is those usual car insurance spam calls. But it was strange as I keep getting these “Wassssup,” “hey bb u look hot,” “whats guuud ma u sexy,” “how much for 30 minutes” messages. This went on with 10 to 15 calls and texts an hour from 11:30 to around 2pm. So I know something was up. Either someone was pranking me or something else. So I decided to answer a few of these texts and some of them replied and kind enough to show me the website.

 

[clemieux6]

if you think about it, any kind of service where youre providing your time to take on someones energy is tough...

I use to be a massage therapist (not the erotic kind lmao), and giving your energy to various people throughout the day is draining.

So I can't even comprehend what its like for a SP to give her time, body and energy throughout the day.

 

[EagerBeaver]

I use to be a massage therapist (not the erotic kind lmao), and giving your energy to various people throughout the day is draining.

I sometimes wonder whether anyone goes to YPG looking for a "therapeutic" rather than erotic massage.

CLemieux- have you seen the movie "War Dogs"? It involves a young male therapeutic massage therapist played by Miles Teller, making $75 an hour by massaging mostly older rich men. In the movie, one of his clients feigns "accidentally" dropping his towel, exposing his nude body, the clear hope being that the his cock and balls will be massaged. The Teller character brushes off the incident, but rising frustration with the job coupled with an offer from the Jonah Hill character to become an arms dealer leads him to change occupations. In the movie, as part of his employment pitch, the Jonah Hill character relentlessly torments the Teller character for "giving hand jobs to old men for $75 an hour." It's pretty funny if you watch it. Parts of the movie are hysterical.

Did any of your clients "accidentally" drop the towel and offer you $100 extra for a HJ? Did you accept?

BTW Houston Texans QB DeShaun Watson is now defending 22 lawsuits by female therapeutic MPs who claim the same conduct by Watson, and that he exposed penis and touched them with penis.

 

[Numerati]

Ha ha. The calls and texts have surely died down immensely but they are still coming in at times. Just got this lol. A coherent complete sentence for once which deserves a proper response. I have not gotten a reply back. Maybe I should ask for dollar bill denominations instead of quarters?