Being an SP is tough.

[EagerBeaver]

Numerati, LOL. That's funny. I had a client who had a small claims judgment entered against him in a case in which he appeared for himself pro se. It was on a medical bill for like $300. He was so incensed by the case and the behavior of the creditor's counsel that he went to his bank, got $300 in pennies, took the pennies out of the rolls, and brought them in a bucket to the creditor's attorneys office deliberately to piss him off. He kept the receipt for himself and let the attorney and his staff count the pennies.

 

[Numerati]

Oh LOL. Hey back in around the year 2000 I started in the brokerage industry working at a local branch of an online discount brokerage firm. This guy had a $800 house call because his account was in margin. Dude came in to pay it in coins. Hauled in this chest and stated his house call and account number and left.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Did your covered HJ message get a reply? I suspect you got your ass blocked LOL. It might have even been a MERBite.

 

[Numerati]

There are two more five minutes ago.

 

[Numerati]

I got a reply from some of her regulars. She charges $120 an hour. Also looks like she got a partner name Coco.

 

[Numerati]

When given lemons go make lemonade.

 

[EagerBeaver]

That first exchange is hysterical. You would think when you said rates are going up because she is applying to medical school he would realize you are playing with him. Instead he says all he has is $120. Is that you Mr. Ballz? I am wondering who this guy is.

 

[Numerati]

Okay looks like this Melty and the website are not going to correct this screw up as I have contacted them a few times. Time to play hardball. If I am getting her regulars I am going to get them to show up at her place. LOL. Maybe get all of them to show up at the same time and then cause an issue. You think I will start some sort of George Floyd situation here if and when the cops are called?

 

[Numerati]

I am officially a pimp. Or an SP I don’t know. I want him to eat poop.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Numerati that poster is full of shit. Brownsville is a neighborhood in Brooklyn, NY and you cannot drive to Montreal, the border is closed. See below map of Brooklyn- it's in the central /northeast section of Borough in the light blue area:

 

[Numerati]

Beav. LOL. The SP is in Brooklyn. This is all Brooklyn. All the customers are Brooklyn. This has nothing to do with Montreal.

Right now hopefully I can get to chat with one of her regulars. A chance that I missed from that guy only with $120. This is because so I can get her address. When folks call I am going set things up and have them show up at her address. So hopefully this Melty wises up and realizes her fuck up.

I am still bombarded with calls and texts lol. Now come to think of it I am glad I was in the hobby because I can speak the language, know the lingo and the acronyms. Ha ha.

 

[Numerati]

Oh it's finally over!!!!! That site removed her ad after contacting them a few times regarding this screw up. Whew! Now hopefully it stays that way for the forseeable future. This chic is a moron.

 

[Numerati]

AHHHHH...... the messages are still coming in and this is the most fucked up of them all!

 

[Numerati]

This is some FUCKED UP LOGIC. Even with herpes he would still want to partake. Now that is some disturbing shit.

 

[Flyingby]

You should ask for prepaid credit cards

 

[Numerati]

BBFS guy still wants to come over. LOL. Just got another text a few minutes ago. This is just pathetic.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Numerati,

This is the lower end in Brownsville Brooklyn. The guy clearly has Herpes himself or was vaccinated so in his mind how would it harm him to BBFS someone else with Herpes. On another note half the population has Herpes. You should have mentioned syphilis. I question how well educated some MERBites are on STDs. There is a thread implying that most STDs are "incurable." In fact the most common STD is chlamydia which is blown away by a short course of Zithromax. Herpes is very common and dormant or asymptomatic in as much as 40% of the adult population. Use a better example next time. There is also a Herpes vaccine and maybe he had it. If he had the vaccine your message wouldn't have phased him.

You miscalculated in playing with this guy. Send him a picture of your cock and tell him he can suck it and his messages will stop.

 

[Numerati]

Numerati,


You miscalculated in playing with this guy. Send him a picture of your cock and tell him he can suck it and his messages will stop.

I got mentally burnt out dealing with all this non sense. This Melty moron advertised in five sites with the same crap mistake info. I had to play whack a mole. The messages all I did was entice these guys with a discount for them to reveal where they found the ad. Then I went and headed to these sites and inform them the situation. Good that four of them listened and removed her ad. There is one left but that has been there for days so it is at the bottom of the online page pile.

I only got one call today from Bare Back Jack Alfredo and that is it. Then told him that he is talking to a dude and he contacted the wrong number. And he still wants to meet. LOL.

 

[Seitis]

Crazy. Thanks for sharing your text adventures and making it fun to read. Also, new-found respect for SPs and the crap they have to put up with.

 

[Robichouuu]

I think it can be a emotional drain, dealing with nonsense day in and day out. I think with the pandemic and all, there has been more stress on ladies. I think some may have guys bargaining over rates and services like never before. Dealing with stupidity while trying to earn a few bucks is difficult. Trust me I see it everyday in my business.