Respond to PM.

[Obvio-0bvio]

You are very rude
you asked a question
I gave you advice
Instead of repeating the same constant comment about your 100 messages (you said it 4 times). You could have answered 4 messages

I'm not rude at all, my friend. However, if your reply comes across as sarcasm, I feel compelled to respond with the same level of you. Let's leave it at that, because when it comes to sarcasm, I consider myself quite skilled. That said, I do admire how cleverly you use your words to turn things around and make me seem like im the bad guy, very noble.

 

[Flyingby]

. Please keep in mind that over 100 messages accumulated during a period when I was inactive for at least six months

Since I am feeling helpful. I will help with your math as well
You posted January 13th. Then again April 21st.
That is 3 months. Not 6
I guess time flies when no one notices or cares

 

[Rebaynia]

I wish I could send everyone a screenshot of my inbox, but unfortunately, I can’t since the screenshot contain member names and service provider name, sharing such information could breach members' trust. I always responded promptly to everyone before my period of absence. Please keep in mind that over 100 messages accumulated during a period when I was inactive for at least six months It’s understandable that so many messages would pile up in that time, especially considering my active presence on MERB and all my reviews.

Oh I have no doubt that is your reality. I think you might be creating a warning for those thinking about reviewing many and often lol. The downside is the PMs asking for extra details. ;P
I want to take pity on your situation. I think I just may, as, as you go threw all these messages, it gives you an idea of what kind of messages we recieve as it is the same people who contact us. I can only imagine the questions you are being asked.

 

[Rebaynia]

Since I am feeling helpful. I will help with your math as well
You posted January 13th. Then again April 21st.
That is 3 months. Not 6
I guess time flies when no one notices or cares

Lol. Your only proving he is being humble, and downplaying his popularity. ;P

 

[Giselle Montreal]

*select all*

*delete*

For messages older than 2 weeks? That's what I'd do.

 

[Rebaynia]

*select all*

*delete*

For messages older than 2 weeks? That's what I'd do.

That's one way to make a problem disappear.

 

[Giselle Montreal]

That's one way to make a problem disappear.

Well, chances are they got their answer another way! They probably even met the girl at this point.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

It's quite astonishing how many "stupid" questions I get, though I must admit, I don't mind and actually find it amusing and entertaining . I do believe members spend an incredible amount of time investigating and inquiring about the service provider's menu and other stupid inquiring , only to discover once that they they are ready to book, that the service providers are either fully booked or have retired. Honestly, it's funny how long they invest in the investigation!

I wonder if asking those questions serves a different purpose than actually figuring out if they want to book the provider or not...

A lot of questions can be answered directly by reading the ads and profiles, or by asking the providers themselves, if you can reach them.

That filters out a lot of questions. I also feel like it could be a waste of time to answer questions that are completely subjective..

This post makes me understand a bit more why a lot of clients don't write reviews, too. it's nobody's job to deal with these questions and in my opinion the answers might not offer much help ...

 

[neverbored]

One of the best features merb inherited by migrating to xenforo was the ability to completly disable private messages.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Since I am feeling helpful. I will help with your math as well
You posted January 13th. Then again April 21st.
That is 3 months. Not 6
I guess time flies when no one notices or cares

Wow, i had no idea I had die hard fans out there stalking me, I'm blushing and will take that as a compliment. But let me clarify your little detective work regarding my absence on this forum. Let’s take a look at my busy schedule, shall we? News flash: the six months I mentioned were from late August 2024 to February 2025 give or take and that’s when I was away from this forum. If you happen to find a post from anywhere in that timeframe, then congratulations, you caught me. Feel free to do your homework since you seem to have plenty of free time on your hands. I wish I had enough free time to be sniffing around other members’ posts, how charming that would be!

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Oh I have no doubt that is your reality. I think you might be creating a warning for those thinking about reviewing many and often lol. The downside is the PMs asking for extra details. ;P
I want to take pity on your situation. I think I just may, as, as you go threw all these messages, it gives you an idea of what kind of messages we recieve as it is the same people who contact us. I can only imagine the questions you are being asked.

I wonder if asking those questions serves a different purpose than actually figuring out if they want to book the provider or not...

A lot of questions can be answered directly by reading the ads and profiles, or by asking the providers themselves, if you can reach them.

That filters out a lot of questions. I also feel like it could be a waste of time to answer questions that are completely subjective..

This post makes me understand a bit more why a lot of clients don't write reviews, too. it's nobody's job to deal with these questions and in my opinion the answers might not offer much help ...

I completely agree with you regarding customer inquiries to service providers. For me, it's similar, members are naturally curious about the provider in question and want to ensure their time isn't wasted and that the service meets their expectations. Honestly, I don’t mind responding to other members, as providing reviews is part of my role. Most questions revolve around the menu, extra, hygiene, Bj skills, and personal details such as private part shaving, tattoos, piercings etc. Additionally, some customers feel shy asking these questions or, when dealing with an agency, lack a direct way to communicate with the provider. I doubt the booker would be responsible for answering such personal questions. I understand their concerns because many members work hard for their money or have made a lot of sacrifices to save their money for that special encounter. They want to be confident that everything aligns with their preferences. Moreover, reviews serve as a powerful tool, saving time for both clients and providers. They act as free advertising, helping service providers gain recognition and build reputation. Platforms like Merb have demonstrated that a well reviewed provider can become an overnight sensation, often booked weeks in advance. Overall, transparent and detailed reviews are essential for everyone.

 

[neverbored]

I think you're missing the point. For many reading you, your post feel so AI infused that's its really odd to read. I know you'll say you used to study 6h a day etc... but I'm telling you, its obvio-us. And if you're doing this for SEO reasons, you're not doing it right.

as providing reviews is part of my role

What role is that ? Are you admitting that you're directly benefiting in increasing how many calls an advertiser gets ? Are you feeling pressure from them when they don't get bumped ?

Most questions revolve around the menu, extra, hygiene, Bj skills, and personal details such as private part shaving, tattoos, piercings etc.

These are all things you put in your reviews, and then some, why would they have to even bother reaching out ? Are you saying your reviews lack the necessary details that people feel compelled to contact you specifically just to have you repeat yourself ?

I doubt the booker would be responsible for answering such personal questions.

You doubt? You should have dealt with enough bookers by now to know exactly what they are responsible for. That's literally their job. Who are you to speak for them?

reviews serve as a powerful tool, saving time for both clients and providers. They act as free advertising, helping service providers gain recognition and build reputation.

Do you prompt your AI to intentionally sound like an AI, cause that's what you're posting. Why do you feel compelled to explain to the readers on a review forum about the benefits of a review forum ? I've always thought that the role of this site was to help the Johns find the girls. Not help the girls be found by Johns... small nuance. But what do I know, its not MY job.

Platforms like Merb have demonstrated that a well reviewed provider can become an overnight sensation, often booked weeks in advance. Overall, transparent and detailed reviews are essential for everyone.

Another typical AI response. Repeating the same obvio-us point again using slightly varied words. This is a hallmark of AI trying to “sound complete.” Do you really think we don't know what merb is ?

I get what your job is... but please, for the love of god, can you stop using AI ?

 

[Lunaseraphim]

AI is really bad for the environment

 

[TheBlob]

100+ messages in 8 months? Wow, you are really popular. I get one every 6 months hahaha.

But when i do, i usually reply, unless it's rude or suspicious.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

I think you're missing the point. For many reading you, your post feel so AI infused that's its really odd to read. I know you'll say you used to study 6h a day etc... but I'm telling you, its obvio-us. And if you're doing this for SEO reasons, you're not doing it right.



What role is that ? Are you admitting that you're directly benefiting in increasing how many calls an advertiser gets ? Are you feeling pressure from them when they don't get bumped ?



These are all things you put in your reviews, and then some, why would they have to even bother reaching out ? Are you saying your reviews lack the necessary details that people feel compelled to contact you specifically just to have you repeat yourself ?



You doubt? You should have dealt with enough bookers by now to know exactly what they are responsible for. That's literally their job. Who are you to speak for them?



Do you prompt your AI to intentionally sound like an AI, cause that's what you're posting. Why do you feel compelled to explain to the readers on a review forum about the benefits of a review forum ? I've always thought that the role of this site was to help the Johns find the girls. Not help the girls be found by Johns... small nuance. But what do I know, its not MY job.



Another typical AI response. Repeating the same obvio-us point again using slightly varied words. This is a hallmark of AI trying to “sound complete.” Do you really think we don't know what merb is ?

I get what your job is... but please, for the love of god, can you stop using AI ?

Is it me, or does Al seem to be the one paying for service providers and living these encounter’s? Frankly, how I choose to write my reviews or posts is none of your concern. Let me be clear: I will repeat myself again i do not use any Al in my post or reviews. It appears you're jealous that I have the privilege of accessing numerous service providers and that I contribute significantly to this forum. The same few individuals always hating on other members but have nothing valuable to bring to the table, only negative attitudes toward other members. I go out of my way, often going above and beyond, to share my experiences on my free time, yet I face criticism from people like you driven by jealousy and envy. Shame on you for your unconstructive behavior,you're negatively impacting the entire community.

 

[neverbored]

how I choose to write my reviews or posts is none of your concern.

Except it is. Its everyone's concern because we’re the ones forced to scroll through them, and unsuspecting readers deserve to see the other side of the truth coin.

i do not use any Al in my post or reviews.

You 100% do. The style, the tone, the recycled phrasing, it's textbook. You can deny it all day, but anyone reading can tell. Why do you think we laugh so hard when it comes up? If anything you should take that as constructive criticism to help you train the model you're using. If you're doing this in hopes of improving the site's SEO, its not the way to do it. This will penalize the site as search engines improve AI content detection.

It appears you're jealous that I have the privilege of accessing numerous service providers

What privilege ? They're available to anyone with a phone and a wallet. That’s not the flex you think it is... unless you're admitting to using back channels? then that's a whole other Pandora's box you're opening isnt'it.

I contribute significantly to this forum.

Quantity isn’t quality. Repetitive AI-sounding posts aren’t helping anyone. If anything they dilute the actual content and make it harder for newcomers to comb through the threads looking for actual quality information.

The same few individuals always hating on other members

You mean the same individual using the same AI template to churn out reviews? That’s the real pattern.

driven by jealousy and envy.

Jealous of your 100 DMs ? You're kidding right?

Shame on you for your unconstructive behavior,you're negatively impacting the entire community.

I’ll keep pointing this out because the community (John's and SPs) deserves the honesty of knowing both sides. If that gets me banned or edited, well, that says even more. From anyone else's POV, this is absolutely constructive.

Bottom line, this board deserves better than garbage AI-based posts.

 

[Lionelmessi]

Bottom line, this board deserves better than garbage AI-based posts.

About time he finally gets called out on it

 

[neverbored]

About time he finally gets called out on it

To be honest, I'm curious to see if he's delete the entire thread...

 

[Flyingby]

Probably because of all my reviews, members often seek additional information, and I'm always happy to assist any member.

How adorable that you think I’m bragging about my "popularity" on a sex forum. If I were on Facebook or Instagram, maybe I’d be busy bragging about my follower counts

It’s understandable that so many messages would pile up in that time, especially considering my active presence on MERB and all my reviews.

. It appears you're jealous that I have the privilege of accessing numerous service providers and that I contribute significantly to this forum.

Feel free to do your homework since you seem to have plenty of free time on your hands.

Just to be clear
You are bragging
I had a bit of free time so I made some popcorn and reread this thread

 

[Julia Sky]

Wow. Just wow. I have to say, I am genuinely entertained by this thread. Like, not just mildly amused, not just chuckling under my breath — no, I am absolutely riveted. Every single post in this thread is a masterpiece of internet discussion. A tour de force. A magnum opus of human expression. It’s rare — no, exceptionally rare — to see such profound dialogue unfold in real time. I mean, where else can you find this level of nuance? This depth? This sheer velocity of wit?

And just to be clear — I did NOT use any AI to write this. No way. I would never do that. I’m all about the organic, hand-crafted, grass-fed human experience. This is 100% genuine, artisanal commentary, straight from my neural pathways to your screen. No silicon involved. I swear on my keyboard.

Anyway, I will continue reading this thread with unrelenting enthusiasm and fervor. The entertainment is nonstop. It's like watching Shakespeare, but with usernames and reaction gifs. Please, carry on. I’m not going anywhere. Not now. Not ever.

Again — just so we’re clear — this is absolutely, definitely, unquestionably not written by AI. Because who would even do that? Haha. Certainly not me.