The Confessional

[EastWind]

The most dangerous element of your marriage.

Her friends. Especially her unhappy/divorced ones and the ones who have never shaken off their party girl days and they are in their 30s.

 

[Fradi]

Well, it was confusing to me! When my eyes read BF my brain automaticaly interprets boyfriend. So there I was, picturing the boyfriend as having a pussy! Hey, you never know today!!!

Never thought you were into picturing boyfriends with pussies, but you never know today lol.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Never thought you were into picturing boyfriends with pussies, but you never know today lol.

I have a strong pictural mind!

 

[Torycats]

I made out with a lady boy in bangkok cuz he was hotter than all the other girls in that club.

 

[hello_me]

So the whole confession is. I would love to fuck, HER THEN BEST FRIEND just 1 time me and her.

If she were to reappear somehow somewhere back in the industry. An appointment will be made.

That is why I look for all Latina milfs I can find to see if she’s back.

 

[Skym]

My confession?

I drank milk from a stripper at Kingdom lol haha

 

[rightime1]

Thanks!

Alors oui selon le site de loi:

“Les facteurs suivants peuvent être pris en considération au moment de déterminer si une relation relève de l'exploitation pour la jeune personne :

l'âge de la jeune personne;
la différence d'âge entre la jeune personne et son partenaire;”

I was 16-17 and those men were well into their 40s if not more so definitely wrong on many levels. Not Epstein level but still very wrong

def not my jam...

 

[Ttimmons222]

I have had intimate relations with many married women while their husband was in the next room. It was consensual.

 

[LeDodo]

I bought a box of Lego at 9$ knowing that its real retail price is 90$ and they messed up with the price tag.

After paying, I had to go to the CS counter with the receipt so they can remove the anti-theft device from it too.

 

[Johnny test]

When my kids were (way) younger, i sometimes "forgot" to pay boxes of diapers

 

[Julia Sky]

I bought a box of Lego at 9$ knowing that its real retail price is 90$ and they messed up with the price tag.

After paying, I had to go to the CS counter with the receipt so they can remove the anti-theft device from it too.

I love this lol. I had a similar experience at the grocery store. Found a jarlsberg cheese for 0.01$ lol

The self check out bugged shortly after I scanned it. The emloyee who came to help stared at the screen for a few seconds confused as hell but there's nothing they can do I guess. So I got my cheese for 0.01$ AND on top of that they forgot to remove a discounted price tag for shrimps that were no longer discounted so when I noticed and pointed out the shrimp were more expensive than it said, that same employee said its ok take them for free since it was our mistake.

So I got cheese and shrimp for a grand total of 0.01$

 

[Mandouke]

I love this lol. I had a similar experience at the grocery store. Found a jarlsberg cheese for 0.01$ lol

The self check out bugged shortly after I scanned it. The emloyee who came to help stared at the screen for a few seconds confused as hell but there's nothing they can do I guess. So I got my cheese for 0.01$ AND on top of that they forgot to remove a discounted price tag for shrimps that were no longer discounted so when I noticed and pointed out the shrimp were more expensive than it said, that same employee said its ok take them for free since it was our mistake.

So I got cheese and shrimp for a grand total of 0.01$

Somehow, I can't see myself buying these two items at a discount: shrimp and cheese. The thought horrifies me that I might get sick eating these items.

I would be asking myself, Why are these items discounted, lol!

 

[Julia Sky]

Somehow, I can't see myself buying these two items at a discount: shrimp and cheese. The thought horrifies me that I might get sick eating these items.

I would be asking myself, Why are these items discounted, lol!

The shrimp were frozen, and half of the time if you see discounts on these types of items its because they have too big of a stock and need to minimize the loss by getting more people to buy them. I didn't get sick and they were delicious Those don't make me do a double take, what I *am* suspicious of is the refrigerated meats with a seasoning rub already added lol. I don't buy those

And the cheese wasn't discounted, it was an error from the person who printed the label. Every other jarlsberg was full price, that one was the only one at 0.01$ haha !

 

[philtheloverboy]

I once had a girlfriend who was bisexual and told me at the beginning of our relationship that she was. One evening she invited me over and told me that she had invited a girl she knew so that we could have a threesome. Great this was to be my first threesome with two women.

When she arrived my draw dropped. She was the most feminine and attractive woman, stunningly beautiful. We proceeded to the bedroom and after about five minutes I began to notice I was being ignored and forgotten as they went crazy on each other.

I got up, left the bedroom, proceeded to the living room for the Hockey Night in Canada game, settled down with beers watched the entire game and passed out on the couch. When I woke the next morning, I went to the bedroom and found them together and going at. I closed the door and left.

Needless to say, I am no longer with this woman, lol. We parted ways shortly thereafter. The experience always stayed with me as I heard from other men how much they would enjoy such a scenario. I hear this often. It never was high on my list and I can say that I am glad that I experienced it. To this day, I have never had the desire to be with two women simultaneously again.

Its hard to get exactly what you want I guess what you wanted was two girls all over you, I think the best is to take the best of the situation, for example you could start f****** her friend and let them do their thing at the same time , even if you're kind of left out of it , you still have a piece of ass

 

[Mandouke]

Its hard to get exactly what you want I guess what you wanted was two girls all over you, I think the best is to take the best of the situation, for example you could start f****** her friend and let them do their thing at the same time , even if you're kind of left out of it , you still have a piece of ass

The point I was making was that many males' biggest fantasies involve being with 2 women simultaneously as they have sex with each other.

It was never a fantasy of mine, and when it did occur, I found that it did nothing for me and after a certain amount of time, my status as a male became irrelevant or rather redundant; in short, no penis was wanted or desired.

 

[rando555]

I've tried almost everything under the sun + I've done some crazy shit throughout my life and I think most of it is overrated and *sometimes* ego driven

Normal vaginal sex with a partner who you're super into that's also super into you is by far the best thing. Crazy right?