The Bitching thread

[Lunaseraphim]

Agreed. Did I need 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri going in? No. Did I need them after? Also no. Did I buy 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri? Yes

I needed all of this

 

[LeDodo]

It's spring time, but WHY IS IT SNOWING?!

 

[urquell]

You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.

 

[Julia Sky]

You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.

You have all my support. This is so annoying lol. Tell em!!!!!

 

[twenty4seven]

You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.

Similarly, I'm glad I don't have lasers for eyes when we're waiting in line to order food somewhere that's taking forever and the person in front of you finally gets to the front and doesn't know what they want to order. WTAFPOSMF! What have you been doing for the last 20 min while we stare at the same menu/order board!?!111 I would be in jail for supermurder.

 

[Michelle Gunn]

don't engage. don't engage. don't engage. don't engage. keep breathing. sip of scotch. don't engage.