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Lunaseraphim

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Agreed. Did I need 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri going in? No. Did I need them after? Also no. Did I buy 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri? Yes
I needed all of this
 

LeDodo

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It's spring time, but WHY IS IT SNOWING?!
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urquell

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You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.
 

Julia Sky

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You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.

You have all my support. This is so annoying lol. Tell em!!!!!
 

twenty4seven

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You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.
Similarly, I'm glad I don't have lasers for eyes when we're waiting in line to order food somewhere that's taking forever and the person in front of you finally gets to the front and doesn't know what they want to order. WTAFPOSMF! What have you been doing for the last 20 min while we stare at the same menu/order board!?!111 I would be in jail for supermurder.
 

madmonkey82

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Random and a total bitching thought:
Why dont all these Asian ladies popping up in recent years go work for well known agency's? At least we could get a more realistic bio of them. The array of photos would be more believable, and dont get me started on the ages. And it would be nice to have them do an outcall and not charge me 200$ more an hour. And also, the rates, the math is off for 90 minutes sessions. If its 260$ an hour and 520$ for 2 hours. How the hell is 90 minutes 480$?

I have been able over the years to know that when a girls bio from the agency says 25, its really 26 to 32. I can live with this, but when they say 19 and shes 40, please Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining .

I would really like to see one if these Asian agencys actually get it right . Don't put up photos of the girls from 10 or more years ago, say shes 19 when shes 30 something and also say shes 92 pounds and shes 125 pounds. To tell you the truth, I like 30 something and 125 pounds. And im not alone here.
I love Asian women and I can handle the truth, even if Jack Nicholson says I cant.

Okay. Im done. Its Guinness time at Hurleys tonight.

Happy St.paddys day
I concurr.
 
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AnthonyAnderson

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Waking up in a literal panic at 4:30 AM with a sound from hell due to an Amber Alert. What about the elderly? Could that trigger heart attacks? Falls due to confusion and panic? While there's absolutely nothing they can do because they are confined to their hospice. It's not unheard of to have deaths in nursing homes during false fire alarms. I'm worried it could be the case here.

There's a way to turn them off on your phone but looks like my setting was reset to on (phone update?) Heck I don't even have a car and my window faces a parking lot, what am I gonna do?

These alerts should be sent in silent mode. Period.
 

David Sel et Poivre

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Waking up in a literal panic at 4:30 AM with a sound from hell due to an Amber Alert. What about the elderly? Could that trigger heart attacks? Falls due to confusion and panic? While there's absolutely nothing they can do because they are confined to their hospice. It's not unheard of to have deaths in nursing homes during false fire alarms. I'm worried it could be the case here.

There's a way to turn them off on your phone but looks like my setting was reset to on (phone update?) Heck I don't even have a car and my window faces a parking lot, what am I gonna do?

These alerts should be sent in silent mode. Period.
Put your phone on airplane mode when you go to bed and turn it back on when you get up. Problem solved. (That is what I do)