The Bitching thread

[madmonkey82]

What about thousand Island sauce?

Or like we used to joke in the kitchen, 'cream o sum yun guy'

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Pizza in itself should have either tomato or cream based sauce. Its red or white. The rest is just dips and condiments... As a former brick oven pizzollo I can say that a lot of what passes as pizza sauce these days is a disgrace.

If you need a dip to eat the pizza then it's just not good enough. Why the f would you dip pizza in ranch or buffalo? Eat a salad or a sub...

I think "American style pizza" kinda lends itself to that type of excess lol and personally I had never seen people dip pizza in ranch sauce until the 2010s. I think it's because of that chain restaurant

 

[S.S neo]

How high can you be to put Mayo/Ranch or thousand island on pizza ? Comme disait Bob dans Les Boys « heille faut être gelé en tabarnak pour manger des toast à la moutarde » ... just make sure you don’t do that in Little Italy if you want stay alive ..

 

[madmonkey82]

Not all pizza's are created equal. When a pizza is dry-ish, I can understand putting some sauce and flavor when its lacking.

Regardless, when I'm paying, I'll put put whatever I want and they can smile and thank me for my business. I enjoy eating pizza with cutlery and the occasional hawaiian pizza too.

I will never understand gatekeepers. Client is always right when it comes to their taste and preferences.

Hawaiian pizza is legit good.
Sprinkle a few drops of water on a dryish pizza and microwave on medium power for 30 seconds.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Dip, dip, dip away!
Your Pizza.
Your cigars in brandy.
With your socks on...
Ill take my scotch on the rock please. Instantly offend the monopoly character two tables away; with high hopes he looses his spectacle in his soup.
Ill shake my martini, and call it dirty.
Vermouth sir? Pffff, optional! Add olive juice.
Take my rib eye, well done.
Ice in your glass of red wine madam?
Mulligan, when playing golf.

Sauce it up! Life's too short.

If you double dip your baby carrots in the sacreligous communal bowl though...
I swear!

 

[Giselle Montreal]

YES! Do it your way! *confettis*

 

[Fradi]

Hawaiian pizza is legit good.
Sprinkle a few drops of water on a dryish pizza and microwave on medium power for 30 seconds.

The only way I will eat Hawaiian pizza is if I smother it with hot sauce. It will make anything taste bareable.

 

[Julia Sky]

I hate warm pineapple. Hawaiian pizza is gross to me - so is anything involving cooked pineapple

 

[LeDodo]

I hate warm pineapple. Hawaiian pizza is gross to me - so is anything involving cooked pineapple

You need to try BBQed pineapple !

 

[Julia Sky]

You need to try BBQed pineapple !

Nooo I tried once and hated it! I really dislike the taste of a pineapple once it's been cooked ;(

 

[LeDodo]

Nooo I tried once and hated it! I really dislike the taste of a pineapple once it's been cooked ;(

Fair enough if you have tested before, you have made the effort already. It's your personal taste

 

[Julia Sky]

Fair enough if you have tested before, you have made the effort already. It's your personal taste

I would try again. It's been a long time. I probably still wouldn't like it but not opposed to trying again lol

 

[LeDodo]

YES! Do it your way! *confettis*

All dressed it is

 

[Fradi]

I would try again. It's been a long time. I probably still wouldn't like it but not opposed to trying again lol

Why?. You want to confirm you don’t like it lol.
You going to try cabbage again also?

There are far too many things I like to eat than to bother with things I know I don’t.
New things I have never tried before, sure I will give it a go.

 

[Julia Sky]

Why?. You want to confirm you don’t like it lol.
You going to try cabbage again also?

There are far too many things I like to eat than to bother with things I know I don’t.
New things I have never tried before, sure I will give it a go.

I sometimes try things again when it's been a few years because sometimes tastes change! I try cabbage every now and then and dislike it every time though lol. Except when it's in either kimchi or pikliz. I love those.

 

[twenty4seven]

I can't stand coleslaw but I try it every time I get it on the side of a meal just in case... so far, all garbage.

 

[LeDodo]

I can't stand coleslaw but I try it every time I get it on the side of a meal just in case... so far, all garbage.

Typo * cabbage

 

[Giselle Montreal]

I hate warm pineapple. Hawaiian pizza is gross to me - so is anything involving cooked pineapple

Yes.

Sur un renversé aux ananas c'est bon, mais pas SI bon.

 

[Giselle Montreal]

All dressed it is

Yes, or pep-fro.

I am stopping here since there's no bitching at all in my posts.

 

[LeDodo]

I sometimes try things again when it's been a few years because sometimes tastes change! I try cabbage every now and then and dislike it every time though lol. Except when it's in either kimchi or pikliz. I love those.

Cabbage is very present in Chinese sauteed dishes.

Also present in the Japanese Okonomiyaki.

So you don't like the raw texture and taste of it?