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    Pourquoi autant de time waster ?

    Les hypothèses d’Halloween Mike sont très bonnes et j’ajoute celle-ci. Le ghost a très envie de sexe et se fait toutes sorte de fantasmes dans sa tête en consultant les sites de diverses courtisanes qui l’allument. Il s’excite en regardant vos photos, prend un rendez-vous et comme la rencontre...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Ma boss m’a poser une question dont j’ignorais la réponse ... je comprends pas pourquoi on peut donner sa langue aux chats mais on se fait congédier si on la donne aux chattes ...
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    Most taboo fantasy

    Hoouu ... I like your style !
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    Most taboo fantasy

    I just thought of this.DATY OFF competition. The receiving girl is BI and i compete against a gold star lesbian and try not to get my ass kicked :)
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    Highest you ever paid for SP

    Around 2006, i paid 500$ to spend 1hr with a masseuse that i was seeing regurlarly ... long story short, it was a long process because she was doing massage and HJ only. Overtime, she was taking her top off but no touching. Anyway, one day, during a heated session at her salon, i asked her what...
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    Ask us anything part 3

    Unless it’s some kind of heavy rain that fills up the overpass’ (like we see in the news) i don’t see why i would cancel ?? The equation is simple ... pluie = temps de cul et j’ai du temps et vous, tout un cul ! So the date is still on.
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    Ask us anything part 3

    I see that a couple of SP may be willing to barter so let’s start a new currency ... Le Bite-Coin. How much bite-coin is a brand new Iphone ?
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Maybe she said Mr. Potatoe ?
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    SP's # In Day Care Ad

    Yeah ... would love to see your pitch on Dragon’s Den !
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    SP's # In Day Care Ad

    I think so. Many SW have a regular job. Day care for the kids and night care for grown mans ... nothing much to worry about. Once i saw a girl behind the counter of an administrative service at the hospital. The girl had huge knockers and was very sexy. Couple of days later, i saw an ad on A123...
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    Question à 1 million $

    Je pensais jamais avoir un argument de comptabilité sur ce board mais bon, j’adore ces situations totalement Monty Python. Oui la lingerie serait admissible, tout comme le serait votre photoshoot, vos tournées pancanadiennes et la pub placée sur merb car ces dépenses mènent à une « espérance de...
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    Question à 1 million $

    J’imagine la face du vérificateur chez revenu québec quand il voit les dépenses admissibles - Condoms : 500$ - lubrifiants: 350$ - lingerie: 3000$ - Rince bouche : 200$ - frais de nettoyage: 1000$ Et ceux qui font du bdsm Location de donjon : 1400$ - fouets, martinet et autres : 150$ Le...
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    The End of The Bay

    The richs get richer and the poors get poorer... the end of The Bay is one of the outcome of this ever growing gap. There is less room for middle class stores. The high end stores are surviving and cheap fast fashion stores too. Everything in the middle is slowly dying. The bay was doomed since...
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    GFE or Dominatrix?

    Is this GFE or Dominatrix? Is this a penis or a steak ? He’s invited to a diner and will soon find out.
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    Continuos SP Cancellations and Your Time

    Brain rotten by porn, no. I’m also disgusted when i see these kind of tiltles and categories suggesting that the actors are related. (In fact, i don’t even know why they are not illegal). But, brain rotten by dark humour, guilty. You didn’t find the joke funny and it’s ok. 2nd degree and dark...
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