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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Ok you are on t.v at Who wants to be a millionnaire and the last question is : Jan M.Eriksson, Orjan Kjell Anders Oberg, Ranis Patric Edenberg are ? A: players from the Danish national soccer team B: creators of Candy Crush C: Actors from the famous movie The Wave D: Writers of the song...
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    Is booking duos worth it?

    Isn’t called the selfish starfish ?
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    Is booking duos worth it?

    You know what a great name would be for a Julia Sky and Rachelle Love duo ? Frangines de poitrine
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    The Bitching thread

    I feel you ... a McDonald’s flawless experience sucks. They are supposed to throw the fries in the bag with a « fuck that job » attitude so you find a couple more hidding underneath the napkin. I thought it was part of the basic training.
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    Stretch marks

    Yes, but ...
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    What’s the worst street in Montreal in terms of potholes?

    Notre-Dame / Dickson. Don’t search for the impact that killed all the dinosaurs ... it happened right there
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    112 days, 11 hours and 28 minutes till no one gives a fuck anymore about Angine de Poitrine ... hang on
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    The Bitching thread

    How high can you be to put Mayo/Ranch or thousand island on pizza ? Comme disait Bob dans Les Boys « heille faut être gelé en tabarnak pour manger des toast à la moutarde » ... just make sure you don’t do that in Little Italy if you want stay alive ..
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    The Bitching thread

    I only give a pass to mad-grip type of socks for positions requiring to have your feet on the wall or dicking on an ice rink.
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    The Bitching thread

    Here. The worst of both worlds.
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    The Bitching thread

    Barack Obama said that you should not eat ketchup after the age of 8 and he was right. This should be a worldwide law... along with guys who keep their socks on while having sex.
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    Is booking duos worth it?

    The only duo i can afford right now is a pizza-ghetti
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Would be the funniest facial cumshot attempt of all time though
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Was watching the livestream Artemis mission to the moon on netflix and they should study the effects of a gangbang in a weightless environnement
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Poor guys who will have to clean my car after this long winter ... i’m afraid they will just say fuck it and quit midway trough the first carpet ...