What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

rando555 · Feb 8, 2026

This wasn't verbally communicated but my favorite person got so into it she randomly started trying to choke the crap out of me in the middle of riding me and then immediately kept apologizing

I'm not into choking stuff at all but it was really cute because I'm used to 250 lb+ guys in jiu jitsu trying to choke me out, so her trying to choke me felt like a really nice massage

LeDodo · Feb 8, 2026

rando555 said:
This wasn't verbally communicated but my favorite person got so into it she randomly started trying to choke the crap out of me in the middle of riding me and then immediately kept apologizing

I'm not into choking stuff at all but it was really cute because I'm used to 250 lb+ guys in jiu jitsu trying to choke me out, so her trying to choke me felt like a really nice massage

Happened to me too. She asked me if she could do it lightly. Tbh it was so hot and steamy, I couldn't care less in the heat of the moment. But she was very considerate and cute asking me for my consent <3

rando555 · Feb 8, 2026

LeDodo said:
Happened to me too. She asked me if she could do it lightly. Tbh it was so hot and steamy, I couldn't care less in the heat of the moment. But she was very considerate and cute asking me for my consent <3

She didn't ask for consent in my case she straight up homer simpson'd me LOL

Whatever999 · Feb 8, 2026

rando555 said:
This wasn't verbally communicated but my favorite person got so into it she randomly started trying to choke the crap out of me in the middle of riding me and then immediately kept apologizing

I'm not into choking stuff at all but it was really cute because I'm used to 250 lb+ guys in jiu jitsu trying to choke me out, so her trying to choke me felt like a really nice massage

One of the Merb darlings (won't say who) started laughing maniacally and choking the shit out of me cus she was having too much fun riding. When she realized I wasn't stopping her: "Oh, you a freak freak, gonna get revenge after?"

You bet your sweet ass I did.

LeDodo · Feb 8, 2026

rando555 said:
She didn't ask for consent in my case she straight up homer simpson'd me LOL

As long as you didn't got rimmed by surprise lol

Skym · Feb 8, 2026

Here's another one for ya,

Another memorable dirty comment was 4-5 years ago, when I was with girl at Euphoria.

I was getting sucked off and I said to the lady, "omg, you suck so good, does your daddy know you're a good cocksucker and sucking off random guy's dicks?"

She replies "oh yes, he knows, I even sucked him off too!"

Then I was like whoa!!! Lol

Great · Feb 9, 2026

A lady at 2214 from back in the day.
I can't remember her name.
She had a very sultry face, brown skin, reasonably busty, wore a corset with stockings. Looked about 25 years old.
I believe Central Asian background, maybe Armenian?

Anyway we start the session with small talk, then on to smooching, at some point I ask her are you OK with x thing.
She kisses me along the neck & bites my ear softly & whispers 'Do whatever you want with my body.'

Damn... It was a good session lol.

LeDodo · Feb 9, 2026

When she tells you 42 is the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything"

interferon · Feb 10, 2026

rando555 said:
This wasn't verbally communicated but my favorite person got so into it she randomly started trying to choke the crap out of me in the middle of riding me and then immediately kept apologizing

I'm not into choking stuff at all but it was really cute because I'm used to 250 lb+ guys in jiu jitsu trying to choke me out, so her trying to choke me felt like a really nice massage

I find a little choking pretty exciting, especially if the SP (or dancer sometimes) is inspired to do it. I don't ask.

Skym · Feb 17, 2026

Back a few years ago, a Euphoria girl ate my nut and after i blasted my load in her mouth and she swallowed it, she then casually said "that's it? That's all you have? I need more. That wasnt enough. Give me another load."

dtaddict · Feb 18, 2026

Couple years back: “Do you like it when I suck you like a whore or when mommy sucks you like its a chore”
A full hour later with me still in her mouth: “I want you to think about someone’s teen daughter and show me what you want to do with her” resulting in me grabbing a now Forever girl’s head so tight and FF her until her entire throat was filled
One of the most memorable sessions in my life

kkrack · Feb 18, 2026

"viens dans ma poche"
"fourre la ma chatte, j't adonne"

newguy39 · Mar 3, 2026

''destroy my little bitch pussy'' no way I would resist doing so

newguy39 · Mar 3, 2026

newguy39 said:
''destroy my little bitch pussy'' no way I would resist doing so

and '' you could be a porntstar with a dick like that'' flattering

or ''tu l'aimes mon ti-cul, fourre-le'' wow

Skym · Mar 6, 2026

newguy39 said:
and '' you could be a porntstar with a dick like that'' flattering or ''tu l'aimes mon ti-cul, fourre-le'' wow

I wish I had a SP tell me something like that lol, compliment my dick

twenty4seven · Mar 6, 2026

I once got a "WTF bro?" from a younger provider when I came all up her chest and neck (her request). I was a touch mortified until I saw the joy on her face, so it turns out that the hottest thing to say when you're covered in cum is nothing, just smile.

mat514 · Mar 7, 2026

dtaddict said:
Couple years back: “Do you like it when I suck you like a whore or when mommy sucks you like its a chore”
A full hour later with me still in her mouth: “I want you to think about someone’s teen daughter and show me what you want to do with her” resulting in me grabbing a now Forever girl’s head so tight and FF her until her entire throat was filled
One of the most memorable sessions in my life

Fantastic, I often fantasize about young women pulling the “teen” talk on me. Thanks for sharing!

Skym · Apr 12, 2026

One time I blasted my nut and Jolie at Euphoria once said to me, "Good boy..." as I gave her my nut lol

I found that line to be hot! Lol

I felt like a porn stud in that moment lol

Enjoying life · Apr 12, 2026

You are such a urinal whore for women!

MoreGonzo · Apr 12, 2026

Enjoying life said:
You are such a urinal whore for women!

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