What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

[philonius]

I know some offer and really like it
I mean to have an sp just take your dick and stick it in her ass as I have read in some review.
No need to know who
Just tips on how you got her there
No need for real world tips
Fake world is enough

The only way I've had an sp consider it (that doesn't explicitly offer Greek) was with some enthusiastic and extended DATO, which led to a couple digits but then she came and we switched positions. It might eventually get there but, like the civilian way, it will take time and trust if at all. Maybe @Anong or @randolph have some tips.

EDIT: for those that offer it? DATO and slow digits to start, while kissing or eating pussy, sometimes gets me the Canada's Wonderland Fast-Pass skipping right to anal.

 

[sin]

When my fav regular says “I’d like it in my ass today"

Similar: « Please, fuck me in the ass! It’s been three weeks since I had greek… »

 

[hennesy]

"Lick my ass, bitch" --Charlie (Euphoria)

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Here’s a funny one for you. So, as you know , I’m lightning fast in bed , not because I can’t control myself because, let’s be honest, the service provider isn’t exactly here for a romantic getaway. I’m just here to handle business… my business.

Last time, I was chilling with a service provider , both smoking a cigarette on my couch, getting all warmed up, you know, classy foreplay. Things escalated in the living room (as they always do), and boom I was done.

She looks at me, completely unimpressed, and says in French: Mon tabarnak, ma cigarette est à moitié, et t’as déjà fini? Yeah. That’s when I realized I’d just been outlasted by a cigarette. Felt like a world class idiot.

 

[Enjoying life]

Here’s a funny one for you. So, as you know , I’m lightning fast in bed , not because I can’t control myself because, let’s be honest, the service provider isn’t exactly here for a romantic getaway. I’m just here to handle business… my business.

Last time, I was chilling with a service provider , both smoking a cigarette on my couch, getting all warmed up, you know, classy foreplay. Things escalated in the living room (as they always do), and boom I was done.

She looks at me, completely unimpressed, and says in French: Mon tabarnak, ma cigarette est à moitié, et t’as déjà fini? Yeah. That’s when I realized I’d just been outlasted by a cigarette. Felt like a world class idiot.

Sometimes things don’t go as planned!

 

[philonius]

Recently, as I was working my way downtown, I was pulling the hips of her panties up in a gentle wedgie, making her moan a bit, so when I get down the front of her I ask her and she responds, "Keep them on." Working around and through her black panties until they were soaked all the way through, pulling them to the side in order to fuck, we kept them on right to the end. 6th Man Award - Black Panties

 

[licknsplit]

Sometimes words are not said, but the action that follows speaks volumes.
With a well-known, now retired, MP (yes, not an SP!), both of us kneeling with her back to me, she lubes herself and my member and inserts me all the way to Greece.
Totally unexpected and a memory to last a lifetime.

 

[NoPantiesAllowed]

Last time with my ATF when pounding her on mish position my arm was somehow over her face, me doing my stuff when she start licking my arm. Going up and down with her tongue, sensation was phenomenal, looked at her and we started french kissing again. It felt good till today I'm still thinking about it.

 

[Rosie Sparkles]

''Good girl'' while eating me

 

[mat514]

"I couldn't breath". Recently had an SP deepthroating me, and I wanted to take a picture of her all the way down with her tounge sticking out and licking my balls. The room was dark so my iphone was in night mode and we had to hold still for 5-7 seconds with none of us moving. After the photo was finally snapped, I let go of her head and she said "I couldn't breath", and went right back to sucking me off.

 

[mauricevachon]

"I did not take the vaccines ...."

 

[djlucky7]

crache moi dans la bouche...Elly.

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

"I couldn't breath". Recently had an SP deepthroating me, and I wanted to take a picture of her all the way down with her tounge sticking out and licking my balls. The room was dark so my iphone was in night mode and we had to hold still for 5-7 seconds with none of us moving. After the photo was finally snapped, I let go of her head and she said "I couldn't breath", and went right back to sucking me off.

You cannot leave us hanging like that... you at least need to give us her name
Inquiring minds (and dicks) want to know.

 

[LeDodo]

When I was going down at the Y she asked me if it tasted good ... I froze for few seconds and enjoyed my meal even more

 

[twenty4seven]

When I was going down at the Y she asked me if it tasted good ... I froze for few seconds and enjoyed my meal even more

I always offer to share the taste, from on fingers or lips, because if it's tasty why keep it to yourself. Something so hot about having someone lick their juices off your fingers.

 

[NoPantiesAllowed]

Lately my atf just said one word that got me hard AF. While riding me she said " Fuck " but in a sensual way, like slow and quiet at the same time, I could also feel how wet she was getting. That moment was expectionnal !

 

[twenty4seven]

Recently had a session that had a little soft D/S play and so after asking so nicely to come a couple times (denied) while riding me she started shaking, like little tiny rumblings in her hips, and her face got so desperate, so hungry, that when she asked a third time she was just begging. Bottom lip out, just full-on pleading 'please,' so I relented and nodded her 'yes' and she shuddered and squirted all over my lap. Very fucking hot.

 

[lapadict]

I only ever take CBJ. After climaxing during an incredible BJ, the SP moaned and frustratingly said "That should be in my Mouth". That was enough for me to book her again the next week. I was just about to climax when she squeezed tight and said "Not this Time". She ripped off the condom in time and respecting my wish of no Bare contact, she opened wide and let it all blast into her mouth while she fingered herself off furiously. She continued pleasing herself for a long stretch with her full mouth open and making serious eye contact. I resumed pleasing myself at this incredible sight. Then she mumbled with her full mouth, "Relax and please go along with this". As she got closer to another O, she came up to my face and began a dirty, frantic and sensual cum-kiss that had her shivering to climax and shortly after me too. I had done the cum kiss before and it can be gross but less so when you are aroused and about to cum. Not for everyone but this particular experience with her makes my legs wobble. The first time I have ever had an SP completely exhausted after a session. Haven't seen her since. She may be in and out of the scene. But, I did see her on the street about 2 months after that date. Didn't think she would recognize me but as we crossed paths we made eye contact and she made a shivering motion towards me. It was 31c that day. No words. We both looked back and she smiled and when she turned away she shivered again. I immediately called one of my regulars for a straight up CBJ that did not disappoint. I check the listings everyday hoping to see her. Been a year since I last saw her add.

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

I only ever take CBJ. After climaxing during an incredible BJ, the SP moaned and frustratingly said "That should be in my Mouth". That was enough for me to book her again the next week. I was just about to climax when she squeezed tight and said "Not this Time". She ripped off the condom in time and respecting my wish of no Bare contact, she opened wide and let it all blast into her mouth while she fingered herself off furiously. She continued pleasing herself for a long stretch with her full mouth open and making serious eye contact. I resumed pleasing myself at this incredible sight. Then she mumbled with her full mouth, "Relax and please go along with this". As she got closer to another O, she came up to my face and began a dirty, frantic and sensual cum-kiss that had her shivering to climax and shortly after me too. I had done the cum kiss before and it can be gross but less so when you are aroused and about to cum. Not for everyone but this particular experience with her makes my legs wobble. The first time I have ever had an SP completely exhausted after a session. Haven't seen her since. She may be in and out of the scene. But, I did see her on the street about 2 months after that date. Didn't think she would recognize me but as we crossed paths we made eye contact and she made a shivering motion towards me. It was 31c that day. No words. We both looked back and she smiled and when she turned away she shivered again. I immediately called one of my regulars for a straight up CBJ that did not disappoint. I check the listings everyday hoping to see her. Been a year since I last saw her add.

Her Name... help your fellow merbites be on the look out for her, for you...

 

[tockson]

im reading all of the story here and im like, where the hell are those girl ive only came across 1 wich had a dirty mine like mine