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Only works if the horn plays this when going over jumps:

It's telling that curries are quintessential British dishes now. Cuisine so bad they just co-opted their colony's cuisine as their own.

Listen, I agree, the chip butty is a travesty and a stain upon the otherwise delectable British cuisine (lmao) but it’s a sandwich, as much as I hate to say it.

Of those 4 I've only seen you and Nora and I'd be a desiccated corpse with an erection if I wasn't 6 hours away from you both.

Suzie Luv, and it's not even close. When she cums you know it anywhere in the same postal code. Once she almost got me reported to the hotel (neighbours were strangely cool about it the next morning) and even at a play party she was cumming in a back room and the whole place pretty much shut...

Yeah, honestly. I've only seen 2 of these ladies and I just know my balls would be raisins if I lived any closer.

Wild, these are among the best providers in the city. Either you're not communicating what you're looking for or the expectations you've set are not reachable, either way it looks like you might be the common denominator here.

I think Rae Vines and/or Milena Laska do these, maybe even as duos...

Montreal, Under the Radar, Automated External Defibrillator, Original Gangster Life's not that short.

There's something cute about the way nipples get pressed in lingerie in photoshoots. Like sometimes it's dead on and it presses it down into the areola like a flat circle but often it's pressed into a weird angle like a mini thumbs up or down (or left/right).

I just now realize that isn't Squidward. Thx.

Good thing the OP was a one-and-done poster bc this thread has gone oFf THe RaILs...

Yes. Next question.

98% joking.

This guy’s having an existential crisis rn bc you just upended his foolproof game plan. He should just wait for them to be like @Michelle Gunn, “fully reset and undicked,” to be safe :p:p:p In all honesty I’m not sure why it doesn’t bother me to think about the last guy the provider fucked...

Ah, then let me direct you to your table, madam. Right this way... https://merb.cc/xenforo/forums/politics-religion-international-affairs.79/

Never. The chemistry just determines whether I repeat or not. If I think we have good sexual compatibility and it's 'clicking' then I look forward to seeing them again. If the sex is good but there's nothing to build on, I don't.

Not sure if it's a compliment or vaguely racist or whatever but maybe you should stop wrapping them in foil with the paper flag hanging out all the time :p...

There's def a generational language difference for everyone just based on slang and referential topics (esp. pop culture, politics, etc) but I don't notice it much bc after so many years in sales I match-and-mirror without thinking about it now. If they are more explicit in their language, so...