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Insurance scam? A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the sunny Caribbean. They were discussing their great vacations when the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." That is quite a...

Fri May 8, 12:01 PM NAIROBI (AFP) - A Kenyan man is seeking damages for anguish sustained during a week-long sex ban called by women's groups in a bid to force political leaders to put their rivalry aside to work for the common good. James Kimondo is suing the leaders of G10, a coalition...

The Hilton Bonaventure has a kewl indoor/outdoor pool. The hours are not the best... and the hotel itself reminds me of a dingy rat maze. By the time I get to the room I always feel like there should be some cheddar waiting for me! Ronnie, Naughtylady

My grandparents were first cousins: no genetic problems. See your doctor about health risks and recessive genes. (Why ask here? It is not as if were a bunch of health practitioners specializing in genetics!) Personally,I would not worry too much. There is so little love in this world...

Stern Nurse An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. The old gentleman approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her...

It is true, KNOWN prostitutes are not allowed to legally enter the USA. Even if they can show that they are no longer working as an SP. I know a woman who is "retirement aged" who had one arrest for solicitation in her early 20's who was stopped at the border and prevented from entering about...

Alors comment supposer-vous une escorte peut mettre des annonces pour attirer des clientes sans être photographier? La majorité des clientes sont comme toi et veut voir une photo avant. Ronnie, Naughtylady

Lawyer Jokes Q: What is the definition a "Lucky Break?" A: When a bus load of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a "Crying Shame"? A: There was an empty seat. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.

No I am not a legal expert, I just like to be up on the laws concerning the work I do: You read the link below for the Canadian Criminal Code, specifically PART V : SEXUAL OFFENCES, PUBLIC MORALS AND DISORDERLY CONDUCT Outcalls are legal, incalls are not. Soliciting in public is not...

Where do you get this info? Most do not have the HIV virus. A great many have caught and spread gonorrhoea, chlamydia, etc. To the best of my knowledge, many porn outfits only insist on HIV tests to protect their a$$es from being accused of 2nd 0r 3rd degree manslaughter. Ronnie...

Somehow this seems to explain something ;) Ronnie, Naughtylady

NOT on MERB you silly boy! Here in Canada! Remember out-calls are legal in Canada. Soliciting in public and in-calls are not. This way no laws are being broken in a foreign country! I only travel with regulars who I trust with my personal private information. The gent in question is a...

It is Yummy! It is from Nabisco! It is a lollyc@ck! :p Lollyc@ck, lollyc@ck, oh lolly, lolly, lolly! Lollyc@ck! (Now available in cheese flavour! EW! :( ) Ronnie, Naughtylady

Endearments A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years. While the wife was off in...

http://blip.tv/file/2049608 So what do you think? Ronnie, Naughtylady

< By hiring a girl here, in advance, you do not have to worry about local LE. Depending on where you are going this can be a serious issue. I know one person who got picked up in Florida trying to hire an SP (sting operation with an undercover). FLA jails are no fun and FLA seems to...

Think BJ hunny, think . Ronnie, Naughtylady

...because you know that my live up to my reputation ;) .... don't worry luv, I wont wear you out. When you are too tired I will just have to put on a masturbation show for you! :p Ronnie, Naughtylady

Some women react negatively (allergic?) to these chemicals. The only way you will know whether your partner is sensitive to the desensitizer is when she starts screaming STOP ITS BURNING!!!!! and runs to the bathroom. What a mood killer. (True story from one of my GFs) Ronnie, Naughtylady

(Mods please take this post in the spirit with which it is intended) According to my boyfriend, I do. I don't know why, but I suspect he might have ulterior motives for saying that.(It is Just a feeling I have ;) ) LOL Ronnie, Naughtylady